Thread 18522736

> dimes look
> hot as balls valet
> weirdo gimmick with time
> cool entrance and theme
> dog shit worker
> couldn’t get over the cure for cancer if he tried
> never did anything in his career outside of a good Jesse Ventura impression
> HECKIN work the fans that they’ve been let go!
> literally no one gives a fuck
KWABOTY

>>18522736 (OP)
>> hot as balls
pause

kross vs keith lee killed nxt takeover shows

>work the fans
No, that was (You) incorrectly assuming it was a work because "hurr durr triple paul is dumb!"

>>18522736 (OP)
>Dead Silent
Just like the crowd.

I don't even know what his finisher is cus I don't think I've ever cared enough to finish watching any match he's ever had

>>18523298
Pretty sure he's the guy who does the krossroads.

>>18522736 (OP)
Fuck yeah, these are great threads
>Great bod
>Atheletic as fuck, naturally gifted athlete with effort
>Not a old fuck, even Heymans blown away with what he sees in you in your Shindie years
>Energic theme
>Retarded austic britbong mong
>Dresses like 8 year old
>Can't promo
>Speaks like he's order fish & chips after havin' e few pints too many while watching the game of footie at the pub, and going home to Sheila and the lovely ol' Bantu baby
>Hiring him is basically abuse of a disabled person
>raises his wfie son with his career money, probably already in the will
>Licks plane windows for hours every week because have to be home every week to see mates face on Bantubaby
>Doesn't understand the difference between Street Fighter 5 and ring psychology
>Set sights to flips himself to early retired in a wheelchair or permanent end
>Only raging faggots clinging on to by-gone notion that AEW can compete with TKO care about him

>>18523334
I don't understand why he doesn't just move to jacksonville like a nonretard

>>18522743
start watching aew faggot

>>18522736 (OP)
>> cool entrance and theme
Not even. Shit name, shit entrance, shit gimmick. You know your kid brother who only ever makes spooky CAWs wearing black and feuding with the Undertaker, calling them "Dark Destroyer" and shit like that? It's the kind of thing he comes up with. Nothing wrong with spooky when it's a creative and coherent gimmick like Taker, Mankind or Bray but not when it's some cookie cutter indie mudshow spookslop.

>>18522736 (OP)
>cool entrance and theme

lol. lmao

>>18523334
You just wrote up a seething diatribe, mad because he didn't sign with your slopfed, it would seem you care about him plenty.

>>18523340
Even fucking Bongistan is a better nation than Utter States of America in 2025

>>18523421
all of yurop is a third world shithole compared to the USA, retard. 175,000 yuros die each year of being too poor to afford AC. there are no domestic yuro wrestling feds and nxt UK got canceled because yuros are all too poor

>>18522736 (OP)
I like the fall and prey part of his entrance but it's too much.
Also the wife is eh, she looks like she had too much plastic surgery.
>>18522811
>"hurr durr triple paul is dumb!"
He is though so it's a reasonable assumption.

>>18523469
Reminder that 1 in 4 Americans can't even read on adult levels.

>the homogenous monoculture of the country of Europe

American education

>>18523490
reminder that yuro still can't go to the moon, like the US did and yuro still hasn't invented the AC.
yurop is a homogenous culture. the US is better than you bongs in every way, shape and form

>>18523421
Uttar Pradesh of America

>>18523334
>the lovely ol' Bantu baby
this egregious racially charged worked shoot always pops me and the boys.

>>18523504
You've never been on the Moon. Nobody cares.

>agrees with a statement mocking him

American wit

>>18523506
>Uttar Pradesh
is in yurop
>>18523509
nope, I'm making fun of your yuro education.
hell white and asian American kids outscored all of yuro except finland in math and reading and you are so retarded you think the moon landing was fake.
you also just got bitch made on a tariff deal
yurop is a kwab

>>18523421
Why you seething? I'm just stating facts. I'm glad Willy Ospreay got his money so he can buy breast milk for the Bantu baby and pay alimony when she leaves him. That don't make him worth the money or a draw. I'm glad that he's not in WWE, it already has too many dimeless shitter Britbongs in them. It's really cursed place to find wrestlers these days.