Thread 18597618

>"Everyone said Dean Malenko was one of the best wrestlers in the world, but to me he was pint-sized and his matches looked too rehearsed, like Cirque du Soleil. In Kansas City he dropped me crotch-first across the top rope and tore my groin. He wasn’t big enough or strong enough to be doing that move, and he never even apologized. I lost respect for him as a performer that day.”

-- Bret Hart

>>18597618 (OP)
>In Kansas City he dropped
Yikes

>>18597618 (OP)
Dick detection?

>>18597618 (OP)
>"another Bret thread, Paul?"

Bret may not have been able to carry Dean Malenko but he sure as fuck is carrying /pw/ today.

>>18597641
His real name is Dean Simon and he's a hebe.

>>18597641
>In 1962, playing upon Cold War tensions, Simon adopted the persona of "Boris Malenko", an agent of the Soviet Union.[2] He was occasionally billed as "The Great Malenko"; a pun, with "Malenko" being Russian for "little", or as "Dr. Malenko" or "Professor Malenko".

>>18597618 (OP)
Bret is always right. He's a bitter dickhead, but he's always right.

>>18597618 (OP)
Dean fucking sucked. He is even worse in retrospect. Fake looking matches, fake looking punches, looks like an out of shape dude. Only character work he could do was creepy shit that Vince booked him to do. Every wrestler who claims he is one of their favorites loses my respect.

how did Malenko's rep plummet so dramatically just in the last few years?
being in AEW was all it took or was there more to it?

>>18597750
people found out he was an asshole to work with behind the scenes
although personally I don't feel like trashing him because he had some major health problems

>>18597750
Guerrerolenko sequences being in every bad indie match for the past 15 years hasn't helped

>>18597782
most of the indie shitters today watched the Hardys and Rey Mysterio

i noticed the guys fans always trashed (Luger, Bagwell, McMichael), when their health took a turn for the worse, fans softened their tone on them

but on the flipside you have Malenko who used to be considered great but now is in poor health and gets shit on. Bret's had plenty of health problems and he's never had more haters than he does now. fans have gotten really comfortable shitting on Jim Ross and Ric Flair in recent years too

Someone post the Malenko on his midget scooter clip

>>18597618 (OP)
>Everyone said Bret Hart was one of the greatest performers in Cirque du Soleil, but to me he was too hulking, like a lumbering pro wrestler who’d wandered into the tent. His tightrope act looked too unchoreographed, more WWF than Cirque. In Montréal he slipped and landed dick-first on the wire, then tore his sequined pink leotard. He wasn’t graceful or nimble enough to be doing that routine, and he never even apologized to me or the crew. I lost respect for him as an acrobat that day.

>>18597618 (OP)
He really does just complain all the time doesn't he

>>18597618 (OP)
Based bret

>>18597906
Well when you read the entire quote he has good reason to complain.

>>18597998
What in the fuck

>>18597998
@grok is this real?

>>18598340
yes and also israel has done nothing wrong

>>18597998
Oh dear

Bret Hart is going straight to help when he dies.
What a horrible, bitter human being.

Bret Hart is going straight to hell when he dies.
What a horrible, bitter human being.

REMINDER:

Jesus was the son of God, who created the heavens and the Earth
>Bret is the son of Stu Hart who created The Dungeon and some of the greatest pro wrestlers ever.
Jesus was the leader of The Disciples
>Bret was the leader of The Hart Foundation
Jesus befriended a prostitute
>Bret was friends with Sunny
Jesus performed miracles such as turning water into wine
>Bret performed miracles such as getting good matches out of Kevin Nash
Jesus fed five thousand people with just five loaves of bread and two fishes
>Bret entertained eighty thousand people with just one match, one Intercontinental championship belt and one completely fucked up British Bulldog
Jesus was tempted with dominion over all earthly kingdoms, but refused
>Bret was tempted with a spot in the all-powerful Kliq, but refused
The crowed chose Barabbas over Jesus at the Passover Feast
>The crowd chose Austin over Bret at WrestleMania 13
Jesus was betrayed by Judas
>Bret was betrayed by Earl Hebner
Jesus died in Calvary
>Bret was born in Calgary, and will most likely die there as well
Jesus' body disappeared from the tomb three days after the Crucifixion
>Bret's in-ring career disappeared three years after The Screwjob
Jesus was killed by Jews
>Bret's in-ring career was killed by a Jew
Jesus had holes in his palms as a result of how his life on Earth ended
>Bret has a quarter-sized hole in his neck as a result of how his wrestling career ended
Jesus gave up his life to protect us from our sins, and to give people an opportunity for salvation
>Bret gave up his wrestling career to protect Austin and The Rock from The Kliq, and to give fans the Attitude Era

Have you praised our Lord and Saviour Bret Hart today?

>>18599323
Amen brother

>>18599323
This is blasphemy. Bret Hart saved nothing except the WWF by fucking off.

>>18600950
A reminder Vince himself even offered to negotiate with WCW to get rid of Bret

>>18599323
KINO

>>18597618 (OP)
He ain't wrong

>>18597618 (OP)
Bean Balenko

>>18597618 (OP)
Bret is based

I blame heavyweights for hogging the main event and trying to bury the better wrestlers that opened the show. Malenko, Rey Mysterio, Último Dragón, Syxx, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero and Juventud Guerrera had some of the best matches of all time and should have remained cruiserweights.