Thread 18778679

>"you know it's fake right?"

legit how do you respond to this when a normie says it?

yes

I blade (I always keep a gig in my pocket) and ask them how fake the blood looks

so is all fictious media you cape loving faggot

I hit them with a shoot tombstone piledriver

>>18778679 (OP)
No different than movies

>>18778679 (OP)
the normie im talking to probably loves Marvel Movies so whatever

>>18778679 (OP)
I'm fully convinced people who say that are trolling IRL. They say it to try to get under our skins.
So I troll them back, claim I believe it's real, and try to gaslight them into believing it too. You're never going to convince them to respect this thing of ours so your best bet is to convince them we're so crazy that they never risk bringing it up to a wrestling fan ever again.

>>18778679 (OP)
>>18778692
>>18778703
>>18778704
>>18778710
>>18778711
lol wrestling is fake sports for retarded manbabies, grow up you hopeless faggots

video games are toys, anime is cartoons, wrestling is retarded

take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue

>>18778726
lol this never happened and you’re a stupid bitch

>>18778679 (OP)
Nuh uh

>>18778726
Work a work and work yourself into a shoot

>>18778679 (OP)
>Well, this is real!
>*punt kick her in the cunt*
>turn 360 degrees while sliding on my Rayban Aviators
>moonwalk out of the room

>>18778739
>reddit formatting
go back faggot.

>>18778739
ok but how u kno?

>>18778746
It's all real you dumb nigger.

>>18778679 (OP)
ask them what their favorite sport is and then cut a shoot promo on how it's rigged and just as fake

So are video games. So are movies. So are tv shows. So are books. Are they not entertaining though? So is pro wrestling.

>>18778784
>pro wrestling
>entertaining
do you not read this board?

give them an open palm strike across the face
>"that feel fake, huh?"

>>18778784
Just about everyone likes tv shows, movies, maybe games and books. But wrestling is it own species. It’s a niche product and it’s a soap opera (which is a genre mainly watched by women) except it’s with manly men. Nobody cares if women do it now. It just sounds silly to say you’re invested in it when the average person can’t share an input like they could with the others.

>>18778739
>>18778746
Kek, you got real quiet after you got btfo didn't ya

>>18778739
You sound like a dumb slut.

vaguely allude to the fact that you know how to do a german suplex to mog them

>>18778679 (OP)
Normies haven't said this for 10 years.

>>18778793
John Stossel and to a lesser extent Richard Belzer (i don’t know if he asked Hogan to do that shit to prove wrestling was fake. if he was actually legitimately asking him to do a move then he’s still retarded) getting kwabbed for trying to expose the business is awesome.

>>18778679 (OP)
https://youtu.be/zrX9Ca7LSyQ?feature=shared

>>18778679 (OP)
Who cares about normies

Nah you are

>>18778679 (OP)
Yes Movies series and tv Shows are Scripted too fag

I Chokeslam the Shit out of them

>>18778739
Holy based /pw/xirs btfo

>>18778679 (OP)
Try and get them to prove it

The same way David Schultz/Vader responded.

>>18778679 (OP)
You still vote, right?

>>18778704
People don't think Brad Pitt is really Tyler Durden though. They think "Wow what a great performance and cool character" WWE fans list off titles and matches like they're achievements and act like gossipy faggots who know what a wrestler is like in real life. They act like it's real so they rightly get mocked for doing so.

>>18780124
>maybe i can save face if i samefag and congratulate myself for making a good point
You're retarded, get the fuck out of here.

>>18780579
Goddamn it has to hurt to be as stupid as you are.
Most wrestling fans don't give a shit about any of the stuff you're talking about except marks who are shoot retarded.
>act like gossipy faggots who know what a wrestler is like in real life.
Yeah, people never gossip about celebrities, athletes, politicians...

>>18780579
To appreciate wrestling you have to understand that it blurs the line between kayfabe and real life.
Yes, everyone knows it's fake. Part of the fun is in suspending disbelief and pretending it's real.
Super Eyepatch Wolf put it best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQCPj-bGYro

>>18778739
Where's the lie, folks?

>>18778692
fpbp

i don't get why people would be triggered by that question.

>>18780579
Right, nobody gossips about brad pitt

>>18780672
Because if you're a wrestling fan past the age o 12 you're probably a little retarded.

>>18778739
WHAT?

>>18780680
What the fuck are you even doing on the wrestling board.
We don't go onto your /lgbt/ board and make fun of you.

>>18780695
>What the fuck are you even doing on the wrestling board.
I'm a little retarded.

>>18780695
i have no idea how you can be on this board and still believe that wrestling fans are normal, well-adjusted members of society rather than complete spergs

>>18780705
We all are, just don't look down your nose at your fellow retards.
>>18780725
You got me there, although to be fair the same goes for most people on this site in general.

>>18780744
>We all are, just don't look down your nose at your fellow retards.
Like when?

>>18780749
Not you personally, I just mean like some of the off-board people who have wandered into the thread like this guy >>18778739
He's shoot retarded too since he doesn't even understand the thing he hates.