Thread 19070910

>Oi bruv, why are all these old fucks telling me to stop flipping, mate? You're just jealous of my flips, bruv, watch this, granp-ACK!

Cornette was right

Ospreay has made more money in under 2 years in AEW than Cucknette has in his entire career

>>19070976
gotta love the Willster

>>19070910 (OP)
Corny is always right

>>19070910 (OP)
He's not even doing a flip here that's how everybody sells the Doomsday Device

>>19070976
While this is true, it says more about how dumb Tony Khan is than anything else. He pays the Young Bucks 4 million a year. Each.

>>19070910 (OP)
>Guy barely grazes you
>Proceed to jump on your own neck for zero crowd reaction

So this is... psychology

>>19071116
It's the power of Movez

>>19071116
Guy botching is the reason he underroatated and landed on his head since he didn't have the momentum from actually getting clotheslined. He clearly didn't mean to do a "cool neck bump"

>>19071138
It's a retarded spot that shouldn't be done on the floor. I mean really, would it affect the match in any way if they did this in the ring instead?

>>19071146
It's a retarded spot no matter where it takes place like 95% of tag team finishers

>>19070910 (OP)
Meltzer told Will he was going to end up in wheel chair long before Cornette even knew who he was.

>>19070910 (OP)
I'm not sadistic but I really hope these retarded spots will lead to wrestlers dying or become vegetables. I really do. Because it feels like it's the only way to end this shit once and for all.

Much like how the issue of concussions got attention after Chris Benoit or steroid abuse in the 80s, flippy shit needs to get a bad rap. Because doing a Doomsday Device over a top rope where you can't even clothesline properly is retarded as fuck. It's too convoluted, it can't be executed im any way too look cool, and it doesn't even create enough pops nor make it a memorable moment unlike spots like Shaney Mac or Mankind falling off a height.

Seriously, when will the pendulum swing? I rather wanna see some Scott Hall or a Bautista or a Curt Hennig or a Jake Roberts do some punches, chin locks and some scoop slams and then bust out a Bautista Bomb/Razor's Edge/Perfect Plex/DDT than some skinny retards do outside over the top rope Doomsday Device.

>>19071116
A few months ago I was on YouTube and saw that ROH was streaming one of their shows so I put it on for some reason. Blake Christian & his tag team partner did a doomsday Canadian destroyer that wasn't even a finish, and I was reminded of why I don't watch that shit.

>>19070910 (OP)
Is this what fucked his neck

>>19071097
Dude was on pace to win wrestler of the year again but recency bias is probably going to push it to Takeshita or Mistico

>>19071917
Years of shit like this is what led to it, he's already had to take time off or a neck injury years ago and he still didn't change his style. He will be the next wrestler to die like Misawa if he doesn't stop

He does a full rotation, lands on his knees, sells his forehead, and you're still worked into thinking he botched and got hurt here

>>19070910 (OP)
guys I worked really hard on this joke so pls respond
more like Will ACKspray!

>>19070976
>oi bruv me cock don't work no morr n' cant turn me neck but ehm rich!

>>19070910 (OP)
it's even funnier because the spot looks like everything else he does: complete shit and phony
glad he broke his neck, what a retard

>>19070910 (OP)
>breaks his neck for doing the most retarded spots ever
is this supposedly the greatest wrestler of all time?, he's going to be in even worse shape than the Dynamite Kid by the time he's forced to end his career short

>>19070910 (OP)
This webm is really a great summary of why AEW sucks. An obviously preplanned spot that Ospreay doesn't even try to make good by doing some punches to the guys holding him, just "oi bruv hold me steady er comes iz flippy-do"
Guy in ring botches the flippy-do because he's a shitter, Ospreay blatantly backflips onto his own neck, the guy holding him falls down for no reason, and not a single fan cares

>>19072288
Ospreay is one of the worst in the world when it comes to actually making a wrestling match look like a struggle, he consistently just jumps into moves

>>19072348
Why did he leap back into swerves arms
What’s the kayfabe reasoning here

>>19072385
Because he's a shit wrestler that thinks wrestling just means doing a bunch of moves, so logic isn't important to him as much how much shit he can get into a match.

>>19071116
It's called making your opponent look good. It's called selling. It's the thing that Cornettetards accuse him of never doing.

>>19070910 (OP)
Will obese smarks ever take accountability for basically forcing wrestlers to do these retarded spots and ruin their lives? This is like cheering a junkie for doing more strong drugs

>>19072348
Just awful.

>>19072348
This looks really gay

>>19073593
>looks

>>19070910 (OP)
bruv is right here

>>19071514
Dean got like five concussions in that awful Rey Fenix match. I've also seen plenty of vids of yardtarders legitimately crippling or paralyzing themselves. I think most people who watch this stuff actually are sadistic, otherwise it would be taken care and put to bed long ago. I'm fact, did you miss what just happened Ibushi? AEW will only ever run damage control for these brutal botch injuries, never gonna be honest and work towards a change.

>>19070976
The real wealth is health.

>>19075764
Live fast die young bad botch feds do it best

>>19072385
Not only does he leap backwards and catch the black guy with his legs, in an extremely fucking gay spot, he also wound up and flipped his bussy off the guys crotch into a forward launching flip that his opponent didn't even aid. AIDS.

>>19072348
Reminds me of that double Samoan drop spot where the second guy just jumped onto of the other guy. But that ended with the Samoan dropper’s leg getting fucked up.

>>19072246
>didn't break his neck
>has already wrestled longer than Dynamite did
lol

>>19075807
Dynamite got cancelled lol just like his neck.

>>19070910 (OP)
I hope he gets either brain damage or ends up in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.