Thread 19109896

Somehow, Nash Carter has returned

>speed
oh yeah that exists

who

Does the foreign Netflix stream still tell you what sports are happening on CW?

The qt in front row with the green hair? My future wife, got it? She's mine

tonight

Speed sucks only slightly more than Tatum

When did the CW turn into a sports channel? I remember when it was for teenage girls drama and the Arrowverse (but I repeat myself)

it's been a minute since we saw jasper troy. he was just winning me over at the end when he cut the nigcel promo. i hated him before that but really liked him after that.

Did they add more chains to this mother fucker

>>19109911
You see the graphics but they mute the audio.

just MEEEEEEAT

Who won the Season 2

>boo all the white guys
Damn the brown marks so cool

JUNKYARD DOG

Los Americanos sighted

Is that the Creeds

>>19109926
Is The Recordkeeper still among us?

>>19109906
The three minute gimmick is what's stupid. Either it needs to be upped to something like 7 minutes or do something based and make all matches two-count pinfalls since those are always fun.

Jasper Troy is CAW as fuck, I love it

>>19109926
Axiom was born a few days before I did on the same year and he's here while I'm still a loser virgin neet

It's that hot little thang ref again

>nog with a metal theme
Based?

Jasper's gimmick is he just escaped from an ol' timey chain-gang

>>19109939
Thunder Kek and Dani

>>19109932
When they realized sports are the only ratings draw left on linear television.

>>19109939
Shiloh Hill and Dani Sekelsky. The right winners and will probably do better than Jasper and Tyra.

>>19109961
>>19109963
Kewl, thanks guys.

>>19109932
It is was bought by a new company within the last few years. Sports are the only thing that draws on traditional TV anymore. They said that the superhero and teen shows did great on Netflix but the viewership wasn't that good on the actual channel.

Hot ref. I’ve jacked to her mom too

>this blatant no selling
I like this guy already.

Who's the ref she has big booba

i could see the lactic acid building up in the legs

>>19109971
Post pics of mom

He's wearing Gigi's colors :)

Was Jasper's finisher always the bossman slam? I like the bossman slam

>>19109932
This was their new pivot in the last few years. They ended original dramatic programming and started going around to anyone that wanted national TV exposure like high school football; buy exclusively Canadian programming to air cheaper. It also came out because Nexstar purchased a controlling interest in CW. So they want to be "sports forward" now for their merger with Tegna

poor lil kelani

>Lani got kicked out of the locker room
LEL

Lani shouldn't have eaten over benoit's bag

GO HOME TNA WHORE

jesus christ jaida ass
YEET

>>19109963
Coward

>>19109890
>I believe that, I'm happy for her, but fuck that bitch
Eh, she can keep the wheel :P

I think I might be the only Karmen Petrovic fan on this board.

Kelani getting the Miz treatment

YEAH KICK THAT TRAITOR OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM
FUCK KELANI

Black Metal fucking sucks. He's another beneficiary of the fact that being black gets you an automatic push in NXT.

What the fuck is this shirt on Grace
She ain't got no titties

Mizani

>>19109994
Fuck you, I attached it.

Jasper vs. Americno sounds like a funny match up

What this blonde name is called?

>kelani jordan and jordynne grace non title feud
it is almost impossible to book something more boring than this. almost.

Finally Kelani gets some character

>>19109993
Cope and seethe, shitskin.

>>19110009
Karmen Petrovic

>>19110009
See >>19109996

Nice seeing a bigger guy not sell those headscisors and flippy take downs. Think my streams behind

>>19110012
She needs to get some acting lessons

>>19110009
ultimo snowbunny

Kelani has absolutely no ability to cut a promo. She talks like the early 2010s interviewbots that WWE had.

>>19109996
Not our fault HBK doesn't have her anything to do
She probably sucks is the problem

Best Kehlani promo I've seen

>>19109996
>>19110014
>>19110019
AWOOOOOOOGA

I WANT A COAL MINER'S GLOVE ON A POLE MATCH GODDAMMIT

>>19109977
It won’t let me
Donna D’errico from Baywatch is the mom

>>19109932
this is why fatal influence got the push they did when NXT went to CW, to ease the transition between teen dramas and sports

what's darkstate's gimmick

>>19109997
charles also shoot got the miz treatment earlier this year when she came back
nia wouldn't let her back in the locker room

Kelani Nofriends

>>19109996
I like her but the Ashante storyline kinda killed her heat in the midcard

Senor Benjamin!

>>19110034
Yeah, she's boring in the ring and is another woman who can't actually cut a promo.

How the fuck does Matt manage to own all this land and house

COMPOUND SHIT

>>19110055
ex-security turned criminals

>>19110055
They're like early Shield or Nexus, they show up and mess things, but they're somehow worse and more annoying

>>19110055
One Cool Ass Black Dude and Three Geeks

wtf kino

KINO

>>19110055
Only the dark and lightskin nigga are of any interest

Saquon sounds like Busta Rhymes

>>19110034
Sticking her in a coal burning gimmick really killed her momentum Plus yeah she's not as good as most of other women in the ring

...kino?

WHERE'S MY NIGGA ITCHWEEED

>>19110067
He's not a fucking druggie like his loser brother

BROKENBROS WE'RE BACK

>>19110067
These guys were on top of WWE for years. They are both millionaires

>broken shit again
At least it's fitting for Halloween?

Hopefully soon we see that Dani Luna push so we can watch Dani on NXT as Knockout's champion

>>19110067
It's in Jeff's name, he just pitches in and they make it work. Jeff is worth at least 15 million.

IT'S TIME FOR WILLOW

BROTHER NERO

Reby must be thrilled

uhhhh wut

KINO

Unexpected Hardy kino

that TKO money got them the Motion demo license.

do both hardy bros really live on the same plot of land

>No haunted house again
I'll take it

DELETE DARKSTATE
DELETE DARKSTATE
DELETE DARKSTATE

>>19110092
I really don't know who else they could have in mind to take the title back for TNA. Fingers crossed

Fuuuuuuuck yea

>BROKEN BUCK RULES
HARDY'S NOOOOOOOO

>ai video parts

it's over

>>19110106
It's probably a rehab clinic

>>19110106
Yes. It's a big plot so Jeff's house is farther away than you'd think

>Hardy Brothers using their reality warping abilities against Darkstate
its over

JUST

ok i'm really curious what happened here. sol didn't look injured at all.

Worked injury?

Is it legit or another Seth level keikaku

>>19110086
kek

>>19110090
Busting it out for Halloween Havoc and using it like a super form to deal with people is pretty cool. Who cares, they're old and shit, let them go through their greaest hits.

i think it's a kayfabe injury i think sol is fine
she finished the match just fine

it's a work

>>19110119
This is what people were flipping their shit over last week by the way.

>>19110113
Tessa could take it off Kelani and then call her a nigger

>>19110126
The injury didn't happen there. It happened in the cervix via parasitic hosting

>>19110129
That shit only works for Seth

The brace and crutches are just a work, right? Right?!

bionic knees

>still getting the Tony D'angelo ads
M-Maybe there's still hope, Mafiabros...

Okay guys who the fuck is this? Also Jesus christ Matt looking like Ronnie James Dio

>>19110146
Matt's wife, duh nigga

i knew you'd come

>>19110132
They're going to have Zaria defend the belt in her place, then Zaria loses and turns heel.

>>19110138
Would a vocal cord parasite gimmick work in today's WWE?

>>19110146
is this lita?

>>19110129
>>19110142
Why would babyface Sol Ruca pull a worked injury here?

>>19110148
What if Tony comes back as Liv's hired hand

>>19110146
we don't say her name or else she'll find you in twitter and never leave you alone

>>19110155
In Jaida's ass

>>19110146
That's Matt's wife Reby. Are there really anons on /pw/ that haven't watched the Broken Hardys stuff?

>>19110146
i think that's lita bro
team xtreme is back!!!

>>19110148
I could fit my whole dick and balls in there and she wouldn't even gag.

>>19110159
It's a beta test for the writers to figure out how to do it right

>>19110163
YEET

>>19110161
Joke's on her, I don't have X

>>19110163
4 LETTERS
1 WORD
UGH UGH
CUMM

>>19110169
Sounds like a you problem

>>19110146
Reby Sky, Matt's wife who's threatened to kill him multiple times with police involvement.
Also failed wrestler.

>>19110165
Bruh the Broken shit debuted 9 years ago

>sol jannetty entrance
it's over, they're de-pushing her, get ready for kelanimania

nooo sol ruca bros...

>>19110179
Matt is a lucky man then

this is so fake

Its a work

>I'm vacating the title
>But not the Speed title!

the absolute state of sol ruca acting

surely this is one of HBK classic barber shop works right guys

>wrestle flippy shit style while having women bones
womeme please stop breaking your bodies doing that shit style

This is a total work even my 11yr old knows it is

>>19110170
I thought that was this SummerSlam?

Is it too much to ask for the authority figure to not dress like a hooker

>>19110182
Reby was a big part of all that, did you not watch back then?

>identify as white
>the world rewards you for it
Take notes, peasants

>>19110182
Yeah, but I feel like /pw/'s demographic skews to the older side.

Why am I getting hard at a sniffling Sol

What even screwed up Sol's leg? I don't remember her botching or anything

SQUISHY :DD

>>19110165
I only casually watch wrestling. First hour of RAW and sometimes I'll check out NXT like tonight

sol crying makes me rock hard

>>19110201
the wrestlers do so why not the GM
mariah literally looks like a street prostitute right now

>>19110207
nothing, this is a work

>>19110201
don’t talk about pearce like that

>>19110207
figure 4 got botched. charlotte had to reset it and put it in again.

She's got a big nose.

Blake is here to save the day

four cuties

There are a lot of bong accented women in NXT

>>19110207
Nothing, it's a worked injury.

holy fuck zaria is wearing 10 inch lifts and she's still a midget

>this is NXT
>we do not give handouts

yeah not unless you're a Johnson or A'noai

>>19110223
4U

Zaria is gonna defend the title in Sols place

>>19110223
Blake really does have a Dakota Kai level nose.

>>19110223
Imagine the rimjobs

kek what even is happening

>>19110211
women crying make me rock hard

so the title isn't vacated it seems? if zaria wins sol is still champ?

Whew what a good friend! Nothing bad will ever happen between them.

zaria plz

Zaria is such a sub

seems like ava is almost breaking into laughter

zaria is such an uggo jfc

LESBIANS

This is way too sapphic to not be intentional

>>19110244
Yep *wink wink*. Sure won't lead to any disagreements or issues.

God I want Ava to take a fat shit on my chest

Zaria is actually a figment of Sol's imagination

THIS is the best AEW has to offer? Grim.

PANTSU

>>19110256
Huge carpetmunching energy in this ring

pink panties yum

So, Zaria wins the match and then she refuses to give the belt back to Sol?

What's up with Zaria, she wearing huge ass heels

if Sol was actually hurt isn't their policy no action in the ring? So Zaria slamming Blake should confirm it's a work

Tyler bates is lucky he’s not on social media often.

Dykeshit, dammit

we miss you AXIOM goat

>>19110242
when alexa was crying about her dumb dead pig i shot ropes so hard they knocked my computer through the wall

>SOL IF I WIN I WILL PICK YOU UP AFTERWARDS IN THE U-HAUL

Zaria what does that mean

>>19110256
there was a backstage segment where one of them had a gay pride flag in their locker

zaria or whatever her name is has a nice brapper bros

Blake doesn't move me at all

I'm not feeling this whole blake thing to be honest

Blake is way better on the mic and is working overtime. The other three can't seem to believe what they say.

>>19110275
seth is shoot injured and still took a spear from bron
i think if sol isn't actually bumping then it doesn't matter

Axiom really got banished to the tag whelm with no chance of getting out?

>>19110290
This

>>19110274
She's a womanlet

>>19110289
Nobody is, it's DOA.

>>19110290
Blake stinks

>>19110293
Seff is a shoot retard on that regard tho

>Why is Jeff Bridges here?
>He's our third.

What her wrestling name would he called?

Sol is probably knocked up a little but not as serious as being made out

Zaria will have some serious egg on her face when Blake beats her

>>19110274
She's like 5'2"

>>19110289
It's too high school drama club tier acting. She needs promo lessons just like the rest

>>19110303
that's a man isn't it

>>19110283
THEY GON FUG IN THE TRUCK

what's so "super" about sean legacy?

>>19110242
>>19110282
When I was a little kid I would watch Wizard of Oz over and over again, but the reason I'd watch the entire movie over and over was there was one shot of Dorothy crying that made me feel a certain way, but I knew I shouldn't pause the movie and stare at it. So my parents thought it was my favorite movie ever, but I really just wanted to look at this one shot of crying Dorothy.

>>19110303
Hellotakeaseat Imchrishansen

>>19110294
Fraxiom was the best part of NXT during their title reign. Unfortunately it means Axiom (the Michaels by far) didn't get to develop as a singles star. Maybe when Frazer goes on a mission trip to Zimbabwe and gets shot Axiom will get a chance to shine.

>>19110310
Just assume it's a man by default whenever you see a picture on the internet

kelani is such a repugnant subhuman. can they put another wrestler's bumper on my screen please?

>>19110289
Aren't you supposed to be feuding with Kelani now?

Gas station boner pills or Wal-Mart supplements who ya got

>>19110289
>pretty lady who's a cunt
They got a whole group of them already in NXT.

>>19110328
Wal-Martyr

So NXT Anon is making a comeback? Does this mean HBK is in charge again?

>>19110323
Blow a huge load for her

get this mushy mouthed retard out of here

>>19110328
Benadryl and robotussin, together. We used to call it voidsurfing

>>19110289
Having that goblina Jordynne Grace beat her killed her credibility.

I am NXT Anonymous. What should I film next?

These three will never see the main roster.

>>19110320
>>19110294
this is what shawn's ideas for singles fraxiom were like in NXT
there's no way it can be better under triple K - they should have given him a sami hogan US match though

WHO THE FUCK IS NXT ANONYMOUS
AND WHERE WERE THEY HIDING FOR THE LONGEST TIME

>>19110342
jaida changing

>I beat Matt Cardona

no, he beat Cardona

What's so Legacy about that guy?

>>19110328
Snort an adderall. I can't cum on adderall so I fuck all night.

kek Briggs

i feel like sean legacy will win
calling axiom down just to job KWAB

>>19110352
My favorite shitter, it's that stupid face.

Sean Legacy? More like “he reminds me of Buddy.”

>>19110344
Damn it this would have been great. Axiom desperately needs to lose the dead weight.

>Axiom got jobber entranced
Booooooo

>>19110344
kek Frazer should have taken the Corbin pill and just face up to the fact that he's not getting his hair back

>>19110290
You can tell that they had next to no time to build some heat for a title match of this caliber.

FOREARM INTO THE DICK FORE ARM INTO THE DICK

>>19110313
The roids he takes.

>>19110363
Frazer would legitimately look like a wojak with no hair

Is that actually Dunne and Bates or did they just give the masks to some PC guys?

what's so sean about him anyway

>>19110245
ummm hello

>>19110370
That would be a better gimmick than what he is now, Axiom's Jannetty

>>19110341
No I'm just liking Blake at all

>>19110373
PC for the crowd shouts and then Dunne and Bates for the run in

>>19110344
Frazer should get a super sentai mask too

GET RATIO'D, EVOLVE SHITTER

AXIOM AZUL

>>19110344
Quite possibly the biggest bullet dodge in WWE history

AXIOMGAWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

>>19110342
Jaida doing Yoga in a sauna

I'm sorry but Los Americanos are dimeless

Halloween Havoc is gonna be awesome. NXTNAAA is a really dangerous alliance.

EGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19110389
Paul is great and taking a good thing and running it into the ground

>>19110342
Some girl getting blacked

>facepaint Page
kek what the fuck

>>19110389
Was so much better when they were all El Grande

>>19110392
>Iguana and La Parka
Automatically kino

OH SHIT
Ego's got the facepaint

darby allen forma canadian

>>19110392
I hope they announce more AAA stuff soon

>>19110389
Pretty stupid idea too. And EGA's first theme was better.

>>19110401
Dimes

>>19110397
Grande was run into the ground until Kaiser made the character way better

Who were those two lightskin kweens in the Evolve commercial? I have to know

>>19110406
Legit cool shit

>>19110406
When Seff returns he should have similar black paint around his eyes

>>19110416
i liked EGA 1 but kaiser for sure saved that shit and also i would have rather seen gable just getting an actual push

Trick Williams dresses like Razor in this old vignettes.

There's some dentist commercial with toothless hockey players talking all slurred. I was turned away and only heard it and I thought it was a Myles Borne segment

>>19110425
seth should do blackface

>>19110426
Pretty telling that Gable needed the mask to get over but Kaiser is so charismatic he made the mask (more) over

>>19110406
Ego is the reason to watch NXT right now

>>19110433
gable was already over as a heel before EGA, if anything he got less over when they started that

>>19110436
new

>>19110406
Amazing the 180 this guy has had

>>19110274
She's super insecure about her monster status and overcompensates by wearing huge heels and not bumping kek

>>19110425
Could look cool with his sunken eyes, yeah

The Twitter marks said Gable Americano was racist, but they're over on Kaiser Americano? Make it make sense. Or don't this thread is dead already.

Does anyone actually watch cartoons nowadays

>>19110290
She comes across very believable on the mic. Was a jolt of life to that segment because Ava and Sol were not helping it

new theme sucks

>>19110451
Kaiser speaks spanish and pandered to the mexican crowd

>>19110451
mexicans in mexico thought gable EGA was funny but nothing crazy but they shoot are outwardly, vocally in love with kaiser EGA so gringos can't complain

>>19110453
Aqua Teen Hunger Force sometimes

>>19110451
Gable EGA's motivation was beating and mocking Mexicans because LWO was beating American Made.
Kaiser EGA is about Kaiser stealing the mask to get a push, and embracing Mexican lucha and culture because why not.

>>19110416
if anything i think the multiple grandes is running it into the ground because it doesnt feel special anymore