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What are the biggest cinematic KWABs?

>>19132219 (OP)
Why did Shawn stop his burgeoning career in protestantslop movies?

>>19132219 (OP)
Amy Smart and HBK teamed up? I might have to watch that film. These prowrestlers bang their female costars every single film. Hogan fucked Carol Alt. Cena fucked Kelly Carlson. And Rock fucked Emily Blunt.

>>19132231
Is that Charlie K?

>>19132231
To help his best friend Hunter run NXT. Shawn is the only person in the world that he trusts. Stephanie fucked Kurt Angle so that bond has been broken ever since.

>>19132253
I love Amy Smart but I wouldn’t touch her movies with a 10 ft pole.

>>19132276
What about her life partner Ali Larter? She's got a prowrestler body now with her upgrades. Perfect for "The Wrestler 2 - Ram's Revenge".

>>19132283
>Clear Rivers

>>19132287
...made me shoot white ropes

>>19132283
KWABOTY 2025 is Tony's "Final Destination"

>>19132276
Road Trip was great for its time.

>>19132219 (OP)
Honestly good movie, Amy Smart needed to be more in it. This Joker is way better than jarad Leto joker

>>19132231
JANITOR
>>19132283
Love the career trajectory of
>gets costar fired from Heroes for being a black love interest
>does damage control by doing a movie with Idris Elba and Beyonce

>>19132253
>And Rock fucked Emily Blunt.

Kek. No he didn't. His publicist spread that rumor, and Blunt played along. It's all for show. The Dwayne is clearly a homosexual.

>>19132219 (OP)
Anna Kendrick having her career ruined because executives blamed her for their shitty accountant movie with charisma vacuum Ben Affleck in the lead flopping. It kwab'd her career instantly and now she can't get any work without it being in a movie her boyfriend's indie clique is making.

>>19132990
No thats his daughter

>>19133001
Sure. Gay men do have children sometimes. Doesn't mean they're not gay.

>>19132953
>>19132283
Kek, you made me look it up, and this article is crazy. I always wondered why DL got written out so badly in that season 2 flashback. It's also hilarious for Larter to claim she had nothing to do with any of that shit, while DL's story is corroborated by 10 others. That's Hollywood, baby.

>>19132219 (OP)
>nobody tells him it's meant to be a kids film
>he plays it as you would play a film in which a teenager is seduced by his mother leading to his entire existence possibly being wiped out
>gets fired after five weeks, loses the chance to be a multi-millionaire leading man and star of one of the biggest franchises ever
I feel sorry for the guy

>>19133108
Nah it makes perfect sense that a character that can phase willingly get shot with ease