Thread 19165467

Gentlemen, we at the Commission didn't want to have to make an announcement regarding this, but unfortunately it's become a necessity. KWABOTY voting will take place on December 31st and not a day before. We will also not be using strawpoll to hold the vote, due to rampant voter fraud. We are confident that our new proposed voting system will be sufficient to shield against any fraudulent voting and are excited to roll it out when the time comes. We are so confident in fact, that it brings me to my next announcement. As some of you may remember there was a proposal to introduce a new promoter category to the vote to give console warriors something to fight over. Well, as most of you know that caused quite a stir and have decided against, we will now include Tony Khan on the ballot and any who want to vote for him are free to do so. It won't matter since this will be a fair and free vote, with /pw/ deciding who takes home the award, so if Tony wins, Tony wins and that's all there is to it. It is clear that many anons feel he deserves to be included so we feel it's important to hear their voice on this matter. We will also be including a womens category since some seem interested in that, but Cora Jada and Priscilla Kelly (fka Gigi Dolin) are the only two on the ballot for the womens vote unless someone wants to make a case for others to be added. The Commission remains firm on our stance regarding Hulk Hogan, since we still do not care what reddit or twitter has to say on the matter. Thank you gentlemen, and remember yours are the only votes that will ever count or matter for KWABOTY.

So what I'm hearing, and do correct me if I'm wrong, but still Tony? Am I getting that right?

>>19165467 (OP)
Based,thank you commisioner.
>>19165487
Yep,he hasnt lost his 2024 title and seems to be going for it this year like Keith Lee goes to catering

>>19165467 (OP)
Still Punk

KWABOTY is still Vince and that's even with Hogan jobbing to the grim reaper

>>19165487
Unbelievably correct

>>19165467 (OP)
Tony already won pigcrip. Just face it, your falseflagging attempts as a "commisoner" have failed. Maybe someone else can win 2026-BAHAHA nahhh still gonna be Tony.

>>19165496
>he's sucking off porkwheels commisoner larp
Embarassing. Tony already won

Based Commish.
Hogan's still exempt from the ballot.
Fucking fuck YOU, Hogantranny. Suicide yourself on New Years day; better that than stinking up the board and spending yet another year of your life never being or becoming a woman.
Cope, seethe, dilate.

>>19165543
He will win twice in a year anon
True fighting champion

>>19165467 (OP)
Nah you can't be trusted. If we're gonna limit options on the ballot it's only Tony then. Of course you'd never do that would you Trev? You're just gonna rig the votes so someone other than Tony wins.

>>19165467 (OP)
Let me tell you something you little crippled Irish homo. You seem to fundamentally misunderstand what the KWABOTY awards are brother. There aren't categories. There aren't even really other options. It's Tony's award. It was always Tony's award. The vast amount of memes about Tony being KWABOTY IS the vote you retarded pedophile. And if you think your fake poll is going to change that brother, the 24 INCH PYTHONS ARE GONNA THROW YOUR DRUNK ASS DOWN SOME STEPS! WHAT'CHA GONNA DO?! WHEN ME AND MY /pw/MANIACS! DESTROYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?

Still Terry

>>19165467 (OP)
Hogan is the kwaboty. Tripfags should kill themselves.

Hogan was successful and drew dimes in wrestling. Why would't it be the guy who has to pay dimes to be in the business?

>>19165534
Retard lmao

>>19165467 (OP)
Based commish making Hogantranny lose his mind kek. Still Tony, then, now forever.

>>19165467 (OP)
so even the KWABOTY awards is KWABOTY?

>bitchtitties is hogantroon
KEK

>>19165467 (OP)
>this trip tranny still trying to get himself over wiith samefagging
Still You, followed by Phil

>>19165467 (OP)
Oh look. A new filter.

>>19165467 (OP)
Based

>>19165467 (OP)
Congratulations, you've lost the board.
Any wrestling personality /pw/ deems KWABOTY, is a valid candidate.
Hogan and Tony included.

KWABOTY Committee is over with me, even if you are just a bunch of wine-sipping elitists in your good ol' boys club that's just going to rig the outcome anyway.

Imagine typing all that to defend a dead faggot. Still Hogan

>>19165467 (OP)
I love this cause it's making the anti hogan fag seethe

>>19165948
It's a certain person you can't post about here who is going to make someone other than Tony win. He always tries to insert himself into some sort of authority role on wrestling boards.

>>19165968
negro this is literally seething so bad you have to make a wall of text larp.

>>19165975
it's unironically Terry though

>>19165986
You don't need to tell us who molested you Hogantranny

>>19165975
Nice try Currytits, but your tranny tripcode keeps trying to hide the fact that KWABOTY is between Hulk and Phil

>>19165986
The anti hogan fag has been making multiple threads a day every day for weeks. You're trippin.

>>19166002
Sup Porkroller? Why'd you turn off your commissioner tripcode? Still Tony

>>19165467 (OP)
>bitchtits larping as a commissioner
it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad

>>19166019
if GODvert was the commissioner, why would you include Tony in contention but not Hogan?

>>19166034
Because you're trying to throw people off your trail but your desperate attempts to sway the votes from Tony won't work pedopiggy

>>19165467 (OP)
If a woman is kwaboty than she should win kwaboty, not some shitty category award. Some women have come close before.

>THE COMMISH IS BITCHTITS!
>THE COMMISH IS PORKWHEELS
isn't it funny how the only people who are mad about this are the exact faggots who you know are gonna samefag the vote?

>>19166071
female KWABOTY is a 4 way tie between these shitters

>>19166093
it's mid morgan

>>19166081
very telling indeed

>>19166081
Stop referring to yourself in the third person it's cringy as fuck. The fact people suspect you're one of those homos says a lot about you.

>>19166190
GMS

>>19165467 (OP)
thanks commish

>>19165467 (OP)
based commish. I unclog my bowels in the general direction of anyone who thinks it should be the Hulkster. I don't care about Tony or Vince.

>>19165467 (OP)
That's the right call

Can't believe Tony Khan won again

>>19166071
All women are kwaboties aspfag
Read the bible,theyve been having the go away heat with the human race since day one

>>19165467 (OP)
BASED FUCKING COMMISH, THANK YOU

>We will also not be using strawpoll to hold the vote, due to rampant voter fraud. We are confident that our new proposed voting system will be sufficient to shield against any fraudulent voting

>live look at dublinwheels

>>19165467 (OP)
Excellent news
Hogantranny, I got something for you

>>19167612
Lmao that gif. Paul Rudd used to troll Conan Obrien with it.

>>19165467 (OP)
I nominate Sol Ruca for women's KWABOTY for sawdusting her knee and vacating both of her belts.

>>19167736
She did it again? Lmao

I nominate John Cena for women's KWABOTY for being a massive fucking pussy and turning face.

>>19167175
>Read the bible
lol no thanks wasp

>>19167757
lel

>>19165467 (OP)
Just make it so you have to post your legal name with verifiable proof and a timestamped picture. The only people who would have a problem with that are jeets or Irish cripples.

How about nominating AJ Lee for KWABOTY? Her return match definitely was a KWAB, and then maybe her and Punk can be the first-ever husband and wife KWABOTY. I know one bad match isn't normally KWABOTY territory but since there's only two contenders in the women's division maybe this one should be an exception.

>>19165467 (OP)
You did the voter fraud over the last 24 hours. You created a problem so you could provide a solution. That solution is your data mining bullshit. Quit trying to creep on your fellow anons

>>19167950
Meds

>>19165467 (OP)
Add Allie Fat

>>19165467 (OP)
A new contender appears

>>19167950
He's the pedo who runs that KWAB e-fed. He's delusional and wants every anon's dox so he can "fix" the board

>Protecting a corpse
OP trying to make a run for the poster title?

>>19167759
Im catholic you dirty fucking nigger from the deepest darkest depths of detroit
Go smoke crack you bastard of a whore and a belgian

>>19165467 (OP)
How is Nikki Bella still not on the ballot for female KWABOTY. Has to pay alimony support and returned to WWE only to botch and job to everybody.

>>19165467 (OP)
Add Hangma'am to the female KWABOTY category.

>>19168435
aye that be some based postin laddie

God Bless Brother Anon, rest in peace Hulk.

Is this larp gonna bring Hulk D. Hogan back from the pits of hell?

>>19165467 (OP)
Mmmmmm.. based Commissioner laying down the law, I wouldn't mess with that
Senior group supports this decision, with apologies over the timetable being moved past the holiday season to New Years.
We hope you looked into last week notes proposition about possibly moving away from Strawpoll type single use polls to questionnaires to get more categories under the same card.
We are looking into those alternatives.

How the fuck does Gail Kim not make the list? She literally went into the TNA office and said it’s me or it’s this other random backstage office worker and TNA just fired both of them and said fuck it. She lost her job because she couldn’t stop just being a schizo about one fucking guy.

>>19168773
Because Gail Kim is irrelevant

>>19168781
Yeah unlike the hugely relevant Cora Jade and Gigi Dolin.

>>19168789
Womens vote and womeme categories are irrelevant which means that either comish lost his mind or it's an impostor
>>19168767
Mmmm