Thread 19167835

PHIL GOT ANOTHER ONE. SAY IT AINT SO BROTHER
https://x.com/_xkeiranx_/status/1983674320020029873

>>19167835 (OP)
Women love his 8 inch BWC

>>19167963
More like 10 incher

>>19167835 (OP)
What is Jey Leno doing with that hair color

Now we know why he was pissed in AEW

>>19167835 (OP)
Phil is just one of the girls.

>>19168803
Thats what they all say

>PHOL
can we just cut off all internet in India?

>>19167963
More like 8 cm

>>19167835 (OP)
BASED
>Chez

>>19168803
>>19169317
That's the interesting thing though. If he merely pretended and pulled the "male girlfriend" card to "hang out" with them, they'd sniff him out eventually. Women can easily do that. Yet they still want to be near him so there's got to be another reason of why Phil coasts so easily with women.

>>19169360
>cope
I used to be in love with a girl too
But she showed her true colors
Like AEW fans she hates white males

>>19167835 (OP)
He 69ed Bayley just to sniff her butt

It’s very clear none of the guys like him

>>19169634
Cause he's fucking all the rats and they got married to rats who want to be wives

Not sure what April's kink is but orgies is at the top of the list

>>19169360
>there's got to be another reason of why Phil coasts so easily with women.
What do you think the CM stands for

>>19169360
they want to have sex with him even if they won't, idk why this is so hard for people to accept

>>19169941
Its hard to understand because what the fuck is so attractive about Phil?

>>19169948
you don't know what women find attractive and have a different idea of what (You) find attractive in men. if you don't realize he's good looking and charismatic AND they're all marks for him to boot then idk. this is really easy stuff bro.

>>19169980
He’s definitely charismatic, but handsome? Come on stop. There’s something else going on

>"Stop Phol. I'm one of the pillheads of AEW!"
LIttle man was mad at Nice Guy Phil for banging his whore ring rat.

>>19169948
He's confident as fuck. I bet the whole AEW women's locker room was wet as fuck after he beat the fuck out of The Bucks & Jungle Boy, too.

>>19167835 (OP)
if bayley touched me id have to amputate the limb, disgusting pigfreak

>>19169360
He's married is the thing. They feel safe around him because they know his wife. He's not fucking any of these girls or it would be a huge scandal and he would get canceled off the face of the earth

Phil is the alt guy who hangs with the girls and all the guys think hes bit of a fag

>>19170773
>all the guys think hes bit of a fag
you mean they're jealous he gets much more female attention than them and fucks their crushes so they cope by calling him gay?

>>19170784
NTA but why do you call Tony Kahn a dog rapist?

>>19170787
the fuck are you talking about? this is the worst "gotcha" i've seen in some time

Phil wins. Again. As usual.

>>19169402
>she hates white males

She is just a victim..

>>19167835 (OP)
Honestly who could blame Bayley? Id wanna hug all up on Phil and call him daddy too

Why does this bored have pds

>>19167835 (OP)
he needs to live stream fucking all the joshis
collective joshipedo suicide

>>19173446
Iyo should be the main event of the fuck rotation

>>19169644
AJ Lee is a cuck queen

>>19169402
Most AEW fans ARE white males, retard. What are you talking about? Meanwhile, most of WWE's viewerbase are 3rd world foreigners and most of the local NXT audience is black for some reason.

>>19174374
>white males
Yeah, fat incels lmao Egods are all rich and can afford TKO tickets

>>19174374
This kek. They want you to gloss over that fact. It's like the tranny thing. 98% of them pushed and featured are White men. lmao

>>19170795
It's rumored that Tony Kahn gets high on cocaine and wants dogs at parties
Then Tony swallows the dog cum and everybody stops laughing.

>>19169349
How bout you cut off your dick instead and join AEW

>>19175412
Relax nigga, damn

He must fuck like a god. How big is his penis?

>>19176286
He’s a grower for sure

>>19168803
>one of the girls
>she literally calls him daddy
more like the daddy of the girls lol

>>19167835 (OP)
Wow

>>19176347
He’s trying to cope. The whole “one of the girls” shit is pure cope

>>19176300
a grim but ultimately factual reality
the punksters got a python

>>19169632
>Burnt-in-the-microwave bean burritos

>>19170132
But he is objectively good looking, especially in his prime when most of these women were younger and watching WWE. I don't get why you guys try so hard to deny reality. It's like guys wanting to fuck some wall'd MILF actor.

>>19167835 (OP)
Wiw

>>19167835 (OP)
Ya just gotta

PHIL IS HAVING SEX WITH ALLLL THE WOMEN

>>19169402
wow you have one bad experience and ruined your life over it with your bad attitude, good for you

>>19179728
virgin

>>19179737
I’m not denying that women love Phil. What I’m saying is that he isn’t handsome. There’s some other factors at play that make him attractive

>>19167835 (OP)
Wowee

Bayley seems like the girl who intentionally leaves her arse shitty before anal.

>>19169360
Most successful rich men cheat.

>>19167835 (OP)
she's a crusty aunty at this point, it's a lateral move

>>19181652
Although you’re right about Bayley, you’re missing the point about Phil

Is funny how all that he needed was for his dike wife to show up to lose the ick that AEW women gave him for being the resident "gift guy at work who is totally not trying to get in your pants".
Aj was probably tired of having him crying on the phone while all she wanted to do was eat some pussy she met in Chicago's downtown.

>>19170716
Kek, based Chezmeister taking names and pussy

>>19182086
Good fanfic faggot

>>19181625
Weird way to put it. But yeah, Bayley has zero hang-ups on sex. She's just too ugly not to be a gutter whore.
Pretty girls like Izzy are equally as bad. Cause they think they're too good to for a little ATM. Victoria ain't! Look up her leaks, she swallowed a huge deposit.

HOW DOES HE DO IT