Thread 19175756

Hello again, /pw/! This is Pepe Von Erich, gladly announcing that K-WAB wrestling will return to this board tomorrow night at midnight. I wanted to run the show tonight but my recent health problems, the resulting surgery, and the long recovery time have set things back. My brother LyricKING has really stepped it up this week, basically acting as my faithful Igor-like assistant during my convalescence. Without him this show wouldn't have even been possible at all.
But in any case, let's talk about the show. This will be a two-night affair and will feature a savage and spooky deathmatch tournament to see who is worthy to wear the crimson crown. And in the main event, Kane and the Undertaker will finally meet to settle their long-running feud, and it's no holds barred so anything could happen. The opening round matches will consist of:
>The Necro Butcher (AKA The MAGA Butcher) Vs The Sandman in a Warzone Deathmatch
>Sabu Vs Frankenstein in a "4-corners of fuckery" deathmatch
>Terry Funk Vs Atsushi Onita in a barbedwire timebomb deathmatch
>Cactus Jack Vs Count Dracula in a Transylvanian deathmatch
And of course the main event on night 2 will be:
>Kane Vs The Undertaker in a no-holds-barred slobberknocker for the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship

The semifinal matches will be contested in 2 special hardcore cage matches which we have affectionately named "Death House matches" As for the finals, that stipulation will be a surprise.
And of course, we've got all kinds of other spooky surprises for all you anons to put in your halloween candy bags, so put on your best monster costume and get ready for SAMHAIN SACRIFICE!

>>19175756 (OP)
fucking dimes, was hoping to see this today

fucking dimeless, what a shitty thread

>>19175779
kek someone was hoping it wouldn't come back lol

Good to see you all well and alive, Pepe. I was looking forward for this. Rooting for the Deadman.

>>19175756 (OP)
WE MISSED YOU GOAT

>>19175756 (OP)
welcome back mr kwabman. Wishing everyone in this thread a happy halloween

>>19175845
>>19175993
I'm glad to be back, and I thank all of you for your support. And on that note, here is the first opening promo for Samhain Sacrifice. This one will have two opening promos (one for each night) and this is the first one.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/O4zIM7IDsHt8

>>19175779
Get ready for the return of your dead KWAB's, wolfbitch. Fuck you too, while we're at it.

>>19175756 (OP)
>1991 Taker vs 1997 Kane
This guy gets it. Pure retard KINO

>>19176066
nailed it yet again PVE

>>19176066
>>19176071

Now I'm curious, which version of the Undertaker K-WAB represents? Deadman with hat and coat feels right, but every card or promo shows him from a different timeline. I for one would prefer the purple one from 1994, which is my favorite and he also shows up like that during the matches. 1994 Taker and 1997 Kane is a good choice.

Let me be the first to extend my warmest welcomes back, Mr. Pepe Von Erich. I hope you had a successful procedure, are mending well and I wish you a very speedy recovery. As you can see, there's been a patient and earnest audience here waiting for your triumphant return. Best of wishes for your healing and return to form.

With that being said? Unless you've been brought up to speed by LyricKing, man oh man, has there ever been an onslaught of waterhead fuckery on the board lately. A new resident lolcow has emerged in the form of the insipid and asinine Hogantranny; an irritating blight on this board who has been subverting and usurping the KWABOTY voting polls and spamshitting up the catalogue with a schizoid tranny piss soaked vendetta against the greatest of all time, one Hulk Hogan. And it all stems from Hogan saying the Ziggler word and Hulkster likely fucking Hogantranny's mom in the ass dry at some point. We're not sure. I hope Hulk too recovers from his concussion, squares things off respectively with Shingo, and undergoes what may be his greatest battle yet in leading the charge in combatting this new Hogantranny menace. You'll know no doubt soon what I'm referring to, its been that bad. Hogantranny has joined forces with Bitchtits, Ojama, Hogwheels and wolfbitch along with a gaggle of Discordtroons in the evil Weretroons of Pee-Dubya stable. In time, I hope this leads to Hogan's own title shot and victory just to remind that faggot goof who the GOAT is.

Welcome back, PVE. Good luck in tomorrow's show. I also CANNOT WAIT for my boy to go over and draw dimes. Its gonna be a doozy.

>>19176213
I sometimes use different costumes and versions of wrestlers interchangeably. The Undertaker is one of those, although I don't really use his biker gimmick. All his other looks were pretty much just different variants of the same thing, so I figured it wouldn't really matter. Another example would be the Necro Butcher/MAGA Butcher thing. Same guy, two different gimmicks, so I kind of use both. I like doing it this way because it puts fewer creative limitations on me. Most of the CAWs also have alternate costumes but I haven't used those very much as yet.

>>19176314
Jesus Christ, I leave for a couple weeks and the whole board goes to hell lol. I guess it's not surprising that all the boards worst trolls would join forces against Hulkamania. I might make use of that "weretroons of peedubya" thing, although this stable actually reminds me more of the Dungeon of Doom. Thank you for the very comprehensive update as always.

By the way I just wanted to share something cool. The whole time I've been working on this show, my neighbor's pet wolves won't shut the fuck up. Actually really fits to have wolves howling in the background while I'm working on a Halloween show lol. Hopefully I can keep them from coming through on the recordings.

>>19176366
By all means, have at it. For reference, the name stems from a legendary post.

>>19176213
Any version where he's managed by Paul Bearer (1990 - 96, Ministry and 2004) is acceptable in my opinion

>>19176733
yeah i feel similarly, biker undertaker just wasn't the same. not that it was bad really, but the deadman gimmick is really what he did best.

bump

>>19176351

The Dungeon of Doom would fit into the bizarre world that is K-WAB, since we already got the whole devil pact storyline with Undertaker and Kane.

>>19177896
plus it fits because the dungeon of doom was mostly a bunch of dimeless shitters, much like the weretroons.

Alright I have an idea. Since it's halloween let's write a scary ghost story one post at a time. I'll start.
>it was a dark and stormy night as kevin nash wandered into the detroit alleyway looking for a place to piss away the various alcoholic beverages that he had consumed after jobbing on WCW Saturday Night. it was the spooky and moonlit october of 1992, and even through his drunken haze nash was starting to think that this alleyway was looking a little too familiar. His asshole still hadn't recovered from being blown out the previous summer, after all. and then, all of a sudden, IT HAPPENED! *jump scare moment*
Ok someone else take over now

>>19175756 (OP)
Let's go, Funkster!

>>19178913
why not
>after the ghastly coons had finished bumming good sir nash, they proceeded to piss in his face for good measure. but then as they emptied their bladders upon big kev, they saw the boogeyman coming with his own rape gang, and they wanted a piece of the action. will nash take more dick or will he eat worms AND take more dick? this epic gang battle will decide.

>>19175756 (OP)
I thought you said you were in a hospital

>>19179626
not him but where do you think people normally go to get a surgery done if not the hospital?

>>19179688
so you're post op

would have been really happy if you died. You're worse than the faggot who was using pw as an archive for every wrestling related comic book he could find.

>>19179730
Kek
>>19179739
This. Take this faggy shit off of /pw/. Reddit loves efeds try there

>>19179739
damn you really hate this OP for some reason huh? someone replies to you and you immediately start spamming about how much you wish someone else died lmao. that is historically high levels of butthurt and seethe right there.

>>19179730
again, not that anon, but from rereading the OP he didn't say he was in the hospital right now. of course he's not in a hospital anymore, he posted a promo so that much should be obvious. imagine this for a minute.
>anon in hospital recovering from whatever
>hooks up a mic and starts cutting a taker promo
>hospital staff hears YOUR CARCASS GOES IN THIS BOX AND YOUR SOUL IS COMING WITH ME MMMMM REST IN PEACE
probably wouldn't go over too well.

>>19179940
Just put the fires in the bag, post op tranny

>>19179739
>>19179766
The tranny faggots have arrived. Yuck.

>>19180067
were you trying to say fries, you illiterate baboon? if you're going to repeat the things you hear at your job every day, at least try to spell them right.

>>19180167
You're literally dilating right now

>>19180167
kek roasted him

>>19180237
Fuck off back to discord, troons.

>>19180254
It's OP and his gay brother

>>19180261
Wrong, you whack troon bitch.
Just like how you walk into the wrong bathroom.

>>19179868
this was my only post in this thread, and I read nothing else of the thread, I come in here every week to tell him his shit is worthless and that's it. Stop trying to identify people on an anonymous image board, Tom.

The GOAT is back

>>19180310
bump

>>19180167
this must have been the one that caused our resident tranny troll to sizzle like bacon. big kek.

looks good to me, let's fucking gooooo

kino thread

>>19179940
kek

>>19181553
should be a good show, hopefully better than most of the irl halloween wrestling shows i saw this year.

>>19176066
interesting digits considering the subject

>>19182033
yeah halloween havoc was mostly shit like going trick or treating and some old lady gives you broccoli and prunes kind of shit

>>19182805
most halloween wrestling shows seem lazy on the theming aspect. like they just throw some pumpkins and plastic spiders on the stage and maybe have some people wearing costumes and that's it. it just ends up being another normal wrestling show with a few cheap halloween decorations.

>>19183019
ive seen like 4 halloween cards this year and i have to agree. memphis wrestling actually did a fun little halloween themed event and it was themed properly even if the wrestling itself wasn't that great.

bumpity bump

>>19183694
why are you posting your personal collection here? not your blog, tranny.

>>19183853
Guess he wants PVE to fuck him in the ass or something.

It's getting closer to that special time when the show will finally begin. I just wanted to let everyone know that I have recorded not one but two new songs for all you autistic fucks to enjoy. One of them is 92-related, and the other is just a fun little Halloween song about the various weirdos and freaks that inhabit this place. The 92-related song is one that was pieced together from ideas contributed by at least 3 anons, so I'm giving the whole board credit for this one. All I did was put it all together, polish it up and add another verse or two.

>>19184324
Can't wait for showtime. Always kino to see musical entertainment mixed in.

>>19184324
dimes or dare i say gigadimes

>>19184324
i think i know which one you're talking about. i was hoping you were in that thread. i won't expose the business tho.