Thread 19240979

>RAW Intro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA

Card:
everything on the pic

>Last Week's Top 10 Moments
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ayr30b5chO0

>Rusev old theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P80KRWmnUsQ

>>19240979 (OP)
Ain't nobody watching this gay shit

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

Looks like another great show in our path

if shin doesn't phone it in, could be kino

>>19240979 (OP)
Smackdown can't even compete

>>19240979 (OP)
I'm going /pw/bros. What should I yell during Cena's promo?

>>19241131
Still Tony

>>19241131
FINE SPEECH

>>19240979 (OP)
This looks like it will be a very solid night of wrestling.

>>19240979 (OP)
Damn it, I wanted to boycott this vampiric company, but Raquel’s brown culo is calling out to me

It's gonna be so gay if Cena doesn't wrestle tonight

>>19240979 (OP)
I watch for she

I’m here for buddy’s wife.

only one match with young talent?
what year was this card booked?

>niggas in /pw/ simp for this
grim

>>19241485
Literally the only reason I'm watching WWE, as a matter of fact

>>19241512
The women are more draws than the men. WWE has a severe testosterone deficiency

>>19241056
Kek what a huggable player

>>19240979 (OP)
kabukis going to make the belts relevant again

RIP Dom.

>>19240979 (OP)
>Like Mussolini!
>DIRTY, DIRTY DOOOMMMM, DIRTY, DIRTY DOOOOOOM
>It's just me Uce! YEET
>Dude Wipes

Grade A slop. Eat it up epiggies

>>19241485
grim

>>19241617
It's gonna be hilarious if Rey helps Cena win

>>19240979 (OP)
Will Steph vs Raquel last long enough to be goon-worthy

>>19240979 (OP)
>Clash of manfaced beaners
>Cena and Punketty in 2011+14
>the absolute dimes repellent that is Priest vs Rusev
>fucking Sheamus
>fucking Chuck Flair
Bliss, Asuka and Nakamura are good. Sane is okay.
Overall, holy grimola.

>>19242297
Still mad iyo isn’t here to shit up the show huh?

>ChatGPT
>ruin Cena's final appearance in Boston

>>19241617
do you think dom interrupts him to set up a match

>>19240979 (OP)
>punk
>cena
>sheamus
>nac
>rusev
>charles
>alexa bliss

WWE still stuck in 2013. They haven't build up anyone new since 20 FUCKING 13. It's the SAME FUCKING PEOPLE

GRIM, GRIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>19240979 (OP)
Iyo returns tonight
we are all excited

>>19242373
This. But with Buddy.

>>19242390
well with buddy’s wife maybe

>>19242395
Still counts.

>>19242344
i have no rebuttal for this so I'll bring up AEW and call you a cripple

>>19242344
My rebuttal is I wasn’t watching in 2013 because by then the product had become too shit to waste my time. Thus, it is ok to use this talent in 2025 as I personally have seldom seen them.

This is really grim

>>19242456
I see some of the biggest draws in industry history, glancing at the card.

>>19242875
You can put the draws in garbage matches and it's still grim. Ask WCW and WWF about that

>>19240979 (OP)
>two womeme matches
GRIM
>shinsuke v sheamus
>rusev v priest
okay I'll watch

>>19242878
WCW and WWF both sound really good right now. I honestly haven't watched in a couple weeks so I don't know the story which probably sucks :(

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>19242923
As guests who sincerely watch, attendees who go to be somewhere and make phone videos, narcissistic women who yell into a microphone, or in the ring talent that are wimmins of which the majority can't perform well?

>>19242969
I'd be happy with the first 3, all 4 would be amazing and would bring wrestling back

>>19242923
Doesn't feel right without a Solo image accompanying it.

>>19243077
That's the face of a man who learned how to wipe his ass.

>>19243078
But enough about Priest vs Rusev

>>19243078
>another women's match where dumbasses like you have to pretend it's irredeemable dogshit because that's the only way you can guarantee any social interaction

>>19243078
but the crowd doesn't pretend, they chant michael cole during womeme matches, everyone but obese subhuman retarded piece of walking trash smarks know this shit is ass and shouldn't be put on TV

imagine the heat dom gets when he beats cena

>>19243160
Cena would never lose to a Mysterio

>>19243109
I think the Bukakke warriors will be fine but B fab and Man Chin isn't exactly selling out the arenas which I know is Rock vs Austin to you for some reason

>>19243160
>I did what my deadbeat dad never could! I'm the greatest Mysterio ever!
Can't see it not happening, instant kino

>>19243217
it just seems like a perfect way to get dom's heat back the fans would go nuts for the person who beats dom

>>19241980
nailed it

>>19243249
My joke was I could swear he lost to Rey at some point l. I do see the reasons for Dom going over on Cena btw, it's just not anything I believe fans would sit well with, and it wouldn't be like a Brock def. Take situation. I hope Cena goes out on his back but there are better ways

>>19240979 (OP)
just poppin' in to say I will not be watching tonight

>>19241010
nobody but you bc ur a major league fag

>>19241056
the best gimmick every thread that makes me pop keep it up

>>19241056
where he at KWAB completely written off

>>19241056
YEAH

>>19242310
this retarded nigga is in for a surprise later tonight

>>19243078
Isn't it awful? Of course, the most coombrained idol of them all Vaquer is on the card as well, a massive blemish on an otherwise watchable show.

KEK just ran over an obese joshipedo almost destroyed my muffler

>>19243452
Kek based.
Must’ve been this guy who’s using the hospital wifi.
>>19243449

jej got hoggers seething already
it’s too bad the nepohog won’t be on tonight

Kek I was right. Based anon running him over.

PER DAVE MELTZER OF THE MELTZER OBSERVER BROADCASTING

VINCE MCMAHON AT BACKSTAGE

>>19241056
YEAH!

>>19240979 (OP)
there isnt a single draw in any promotion right now. pro wrestling fucking sucks so bad these days

>>19243667
Cena is the only thing saving this show from being tarps a palooza

Why are Rhea fans so soft

>>19243233
Nobody brought up those dimeless wenches. They're not even on the show tonight.

Would Colin Farrell be a dimes wrestler?

>>19243667
your ugly ass FAT wrestlefu is boring and shit. that 5'4 guy from japan with a finisher based off a video game SUCKS

its a dire situation when "5'10 guy with a beard and no muscle" is every single main eventer

>>19243614
>PER DAVE MELTZER
So Vince isn't there.

>>19243722
looks like cm phil

>>19243741
he goes by Chez now dude.

>>19243722
Was it a work or a shoot?
I always thought it was a work but /tv/marks wanted to believe it to be a shoot

>>19243685
women wrestling has killed wrestling

>>19243761
100% a work

>>19243761
100% a shoot. That guy is lucky security held him back of Colin would have beat the absolute shit out of him. Just look how pissed he is.

>>19243722
>not heeming some faggot for kissing you
what a pussy. he probably enjoyed it, the demon celeb fancy boy.

>>19240979 (OP)
Looks good

Cena is opening the show BTW

I work backstage, ive been employed by WWE for 19 years and have even wrestled Jericho. I was there when we found out what happened to Chris Benoit. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking mayhem. I was supposed to wrestle Benoit the next month. I cried.

>>19241604
Luv the Kabukis, simple as really

>>19243078
Women's wrestling is good though

JOHN CENA BTFO LMAO FUCKING FAG

Will logod be on my screen tonight?

>>19244002
afraid so

will hot asian ladies be on my screen tonight?

>>19244002
Unfortunately

Should I start the mac and cheese right now or wait until a women's match? Paul would never go full TK and open with the Cena match?

>>19243901
literally CM Punk

Starting

TOGETHER

>>19244039
Imminently, yes

>>19244047
>>19244030
Still malding about the poop festival, jeets?

Remember when Shinsuke almost broke Cena's neck?

i haven't watched since goldbergs retirement, what did i miss?

>gigapoo
Nakameme bros

nikki bella is going to go yandere on vaq

>Leaky Bella
me want milky

HAIL LoGOAT
FUCK CHEZ

Boston looks so kino at night

CENA RAPED AND GAPED....

I'm in John Cena's house.

>>19244002
Yes you can be happy in India tonight

>>19244075
It's jeets that watch e-celebs, idiot

My Huskies own this stadium

LMAO OPENING WITH HHH OF COURSE

>>19244091
Many people are saying this

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KWAB

TIME TO HOG THE SPOTLIGHT

Why the fuck is Triple K in the ring? We do NOT care.

>faggots in here liking the total divas drama
holy grimola

>>19244091
This nigga got no bed frame KWAB

>PLZ CHEER FOR ME
sick of this faggot inserting himself constantly

*bows down*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WE WANT SHAWN
WE WANT SHAWN

just turned my monitor off

What a fucking ego stroke LOL hes so gotten to

BOW DOWN TO THE CHING

LoVISHNUS

BALD FRAUD

Why aren't they boing him to hell and throwing trash at the ring?

i bet main event is a punk/cena tag probably

Do you think he saw it?

Uh oh.

I’M GONNA RATE SMACKDOWN POORLY ON CAGEMATCH

TIME TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT
TIME TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKING GOAT
HUHUHUHUHU

CENA = BRADY

Fuck this bald delusional faggot

that's the game, the kings of kings, triple h

>>19244129
BAWK bald ass white kuk

what the fuck is hhh doing

kek hes in the ring to seethe about marks again

>>19240979 (OP)
It's time for them to save WWE

Where are the FIRE HUNTER chants. Did the AEW fans lie to me?

Why is this faggot opening up the show? Just to cry about about people shitting on his booking

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE """BUISNESS"""

start chanting Cjax and see what happens

>triple nose coming out to do a rah rah speech
Grim

TIME TO BE A SELF-MARK AND JERK MYSELF OFF IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE
TIME TO BE A SELF-MARK AND JERK MYSELF OFF IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE
MUAHAHAHAHAHA

i cant believe cenas final match is against gunther dawg.

HUGE letdown. im an aew fan but im here to honor cena's legacy and final tv appearance

fuck you H, you're not my king anymore

WHY IS THIS BALD BITCH HERE

Boston not chanting shut the fuck up makes them worthless

WHAT???

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL HES ACTUALLY SEETHING

time to make it about myself
TIME TO MAKE IT ABOUT MYSELF!!!!!
huhuhuhu

Getting flashbacks to 2003 Gaitch title reign with his 40 minute

WHAT

WHAT

THE THING IS UH

IN THIS BUSINESS

THE BEST OF ALL TIME IS UH

THE GAME UH

>>19244159
He's getting demoted

ADOLF HITLER

>>19244170
Kino

>/pw/ hates Triple K
>reddit hates Triple K

I think we found what we all agree on already

>Every single night for 20 years
Kek

Heel Cena was way better

Lmao what a self mark
How about you stand up to the tko jews

get triple bypass off my TKOWWE

TRAVIS SCOTT FEIN FEIN FEIN

why the fuck is this cunt hogging the spotlight

ME ME ME ME

>>19244170
The WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump?

BLAH BLAH BLAH GET OFF THE STAGR

Dom comes out

It's MEEEEEEEE-UHHHHH!

this shit is not needed

THAT ONE PERSON
CHRIS BENOIT

That was a run on sentence

Bret Hart is not appearing, wrap it up triple fag.

Just tuned in. Did Triple H really make this about himself again? lol

HEEL triple h vs cena

FINAL MATCH AT SAUDIMANIA

HHH is talking about himself

He's talking about himself

Miz?

He's the best talker WWE has.

i knowuhh this is cenas lat showuhh in boston but uhh i have to make it aboyt myselfuhhh

OBJECTIVELY JELLY ROLL GOATED FR FR

I'd do it with a smile on my face too if I knew I was never finna lose

thread worked by based trips

BUSINESSUH

Completely unnecessary killing of 10 minutes.

BRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH

Having Cena come out without HHh would have been better

Yes

MONSTER POO

I can't believe Pazuzu himself from Sisters is wrestling

Cena's match will be my last match also.

>>19241604
Let it be so

OBJECTIVELY
FROM MY PERSPECTIVE

okay, i'll be honest, im fucking crying right now <3

>>19244194
>Dom comes out
oh fuck anon that would have been perfect

Objectively, Triple H is a faggot

last time i watched Cena was a heel what happened folx?

Thank you Cena

Paul is truly a fucking faggot

i never cared about john cena

>let's inject myself into your moment
typical HHH piece of fucking shit

Green is the definitive Cena colour

>>19244225
QUITE FRANKLY
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

remember you can't finish in your Cena cum towel after tonight you have to retire it it's official

>>19241604
The belts have never been relevant and they never will be, they should get rid of them.

>>19244230
nothing

How many Dynamite crowds is 16,000 people?

Why is the spam so fucking bad today? What happened on the other side?

Let's go Kabuki Warriors!

>>19244236
dude wasted 10 minutes for no reason lmao

JOHN MAHENA CENA

JOHN CENA SUCKS?
JOHN CENA LUCKS?
JOHN CENA FUCKS?
JOHN CENA KEKS?
JOHN CENA MUCKS?
JOHN CENA TUCKS?
JOHN CENA HUCKS?
JOHN CENA SHUCKS?
JOHN CENA RUCKS?

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME IN THE NEXT MAN'S SWEATER

>>19244242
like 8 at this point

We fucking hate HHH kek

>>19244239
gonna pin mine to my wall and move on to the my little pony one in tribute to the GOAT

>>19244233
>>19244229
he's a sociopath that loves to hear himself, a tragic figure really, he can't help himself, just like a dung beetle can't stop rolling in shit

>>19244238
IN THIS BUSINESS

QUITE FRANKLY
RECORD GATES
IN THIS BUSINISUH

>>19244251
Maybe on planet retard

>Triple H still in the ring
I hate this mother fucker so much lol

Never been a Cena mark. I just don't get it.

THANK YOU CENA

>>19244242
Rent-free
Sad!

For what fucking reason besides being an egotistical bitch is Paul in the ring right now?

>>19244244
Based

>>19244251
nah that's just one redditor's spam

>who should John Cena face

I think I know

bayback

>>19244260
You weren't brought upon this world to 'get it'

>>19244251
the only people that actually like HHH are antismarks, the lowest form of human life on earth

>>19244255
WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE

What the fuck is he doing at Survivor Series

>>19244254
>he's a sociopath that loves to hear himself
but enough about phil

>>19244274
I like him outside of 02-05

R-Truth is Cena's last opponent

>Cena has to praise Triple Nose
I hate him so fucking much.

Cena should take on every Percocet Kurt Angle ever took and then make it to a ten count to get back to his feet

>>19244264
He's done his time, bitch! The man can do whatever the fuck he wants

just fucking wrestle

“the time is now tournament” (NO “LAST”)
“MAYBE” retire john cena
LMAO HES NOT RETIRING HES GOING TO AEW

>>19244273
But, enough about your sex life.

Why is that bald fraud still in the ring?

KEK BOSTON TURNED ON CENA

This is Triple H's moment, not Cena's.

>>19244274
No we really don't retard

how did they fuck up his final run this bad?

It’s obviously Gunther

>I'M TAKING ON STEPHEN MILLER IN A HAIR VS. HAIR MATCH IN WASHINGTON DEE CEE

hell yeah Cena

TRICKBROS
OBA FEMINISTS
JEVONGAWDS
EGOMANIACS

>Cena retiring on an NXT show

Oh nononono

hfw you bail her out for a bong in her SUV

nxt showcases on the cena final show? based. trick willy finna pop off

The triple h derangement syndrome in this thread is disgusting

He said he wanted to wrassle Dirty Dom and Jacob Fatu and LA Knight so why doesn't he just do it?

>>19244279
Paul and Phil are the same kind of asshole, that's why they hate each other so much.

Damn is he dying?

WWF

MYSTERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol did they censor wwf?

>>19244300
You definitely should thank Paul for this moment.

>Please retire! *clap clap - clapclapclap*
>Please retire! *clap clap - clapclapclap*
>Please retire! *clap clap - clapclapclap*

>nxtroons shitting up the main roster
Grim

celtie bros

>>19244312
I fucked this up. Correct 'pic'

DOM KINO

MYSTERIOOOOO

DOM

>Dom is retiring John

LMAO

DOMBROS ITS HAPPENING

THE REAL FUCKING GOAT BASED DOM

VIVA LA RAZA

lmao did they really just censor "WWF"

Lol

Lol dom interrupted?

DOM
DOM
DOM
DOM
DOM
GIGAPOP

BASED

IS THIS IT?? GRAND SLAM??

I haven’t watched in a while, Dom has a full neck tat now?

WHAT IF CENA CHALLENGES FOR THE AAA BELT
JUAN CENA 18 TIME WORLD CHAMPION

WW ACK

>interrupts Cena's Boston farewell
HOLY BASED

Grand Slam Cena

why is hhh still there lol. is he gonna get an epic zinger on dom

>Rey screws Dom
>Cena wins grand slam

Rip Doms title.

>>19244340
>>19244343
WWF is an animal charity so it's copyrighted

Dom really needs a song that makes him unique. Def faggots songs all sound sane

>>19244340
>>19244343
legally the WWE can't use WWF or they get fined.

VIVA LA RAZA. FUCK AMERIKKKA.

Dom > Cena

NEXT
>>19244359
>>19244359
>>19244359
>>19244359
>>19244359

>Dom got a last match with John but Rey didn't

Truly the best mysterio

On one hand that's a sick neck tat on the other Dom don't get drunk with Cody he's a bad influence

Dom to Cena right now

SPEAK ENGLISH BEANER

The modern themes are unrecognizable, you never know who it is the second you hear it like it back in the day.

dom relies too much on aura farming and crowd reactions

>censoring shut the fuck up chants
kek they don’t even do that on tnt and tbs

>>19244364
His song is one of the most recognizable in the entire company you stupid faggot.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE ____ UP
SHUT THE FUCK __

>>19244379
AEW shows are TV14
even on netflix WWE is PG

>>19244363
>>19244365
You'd think with all their billions, they'd just buy the rights to say it and help a few animals in the process.

DOM THE GOAT

Dom made his neck tattoo bigger