Thread 19242988

This is why I love AEW with all my heart. It really feels like one big family; it's great that they've finally eradicated the C(M)ancer from the locker rooms. Meanwhile, in the Fed there is a real disaster and a horrendous war of egos that is destroying everything, here we can see the best roster a wrestling company has ever had. All together celebrating Thanksgiving and having fun as a family...

Thanks for everything, Tony!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiZS6zf-yS0

>>19242988 (OP)
Why is Danielson asking for turkey

>>19242988 (OP)
>Eddie taking a hit at 1:01
kek'd

>>19242992
He's not vegan IRL anymore

>>19242988 (OP)
Fetch me my boomstick boy.

Do they realize how lame they all look? These people are supposed to be selling pro wrestling.

>>19243038
That's what many say...

>>19242988 (OP)
Mina really needs to tone down the makeup
she looks like a Japanese street hooker.

>>19243122
She looks like a old used up one maybe.

>>19243013
Oh

>>19243122
I don't see the problem with that. I like dirty vulgar whores.

>>19242988 (OP)
This is like some corny Impact shit under Scott D'Amore.

>>19243219
Tony's clearly slumming it.

Ha ha ha happy happy joy joy this was a big hit on reddit too!! So glad this came here :) AEW AEW!!!

>>19243665
KYS

>>19243219
Seethe bitch

>>19242988 (OP)
>it's a good thing that Dynamite 's ratings crashed from 800k to 400k
>I'm glad CM Punk, who was trying to save it from this fate, failed and is gone
>now I can clap for turkey puppets while AEW burns
>this is great!

>>19242988 (OP)
based. AEW if comfy af.

>>19245728
Many are saying this

>>19245728
if WWE did this, you would hate it and you know it

>>19245510
It would still be getting 400k with Punk because it's AEW

If AEW is so corny and lame, then explain why we're doing such strong numbers on MAX?

And don't "source pls" @ me. Go study Dave Meltzer's Twitter for evidence.

>>19242988 (OP)
God they're not easy on the eyes are they

>>19242988 (OP)
this is true

>>19243880
Remember to post this on reddit to get your updoots!!

>>19242988 (OP)
This is more like "AEW: Friendsgiving" and I am here for it!

>>19242988 (OP)
heartwarming

>>19242988 (OP)
Based and 80s WWFpilled, I'm hearing rumors that Tony has secretly hired Vince as head writer and that's why the pendulum swung towards AEW in recent weeks.

>>19242988 (OP)
Edrones will seethe at this because they don't know what it's like to have a family that doesn't see you as anything but an embarrassing burden
>honey, come down here and tell our guests about the viewership numbers of that wrestling promotion you hate

>>19242988 (OP)
Wholesome

>>19242988 (OP)
Mina is the most beautiful creature for whom I can turn on TV.

>>19248232
KEK

>>19248232
>>19249079
Trev projecting and samefagging, the 2-for-1 Dublin special

>>19243030
I pray I can grow up to be badass like Matt Jackson when he wears glasses and takes on his big boy voice. No cap.

>>19248232
lmfao
I remember the original silo melty

>>19249219
Nigga please...

>>19249345
She's cute when she's tryna act

>>19246602
Nah, if Punk stayed then cancer like the Young Cucks would be purged from the company and AEW would revolve around putting on good shows and pushing people based on merit. In a timeline where he won they'd still be doing 700k/800k.

>>19249345
love julia

>>19248232
>Edrones will seethe at this because they don't know what it's like to have a family that doesn't see you as anything but an embarrassing burden
Your whole existence is projection

>>19248232
popped my ass
>>19249252
kek I remember too
>>19249345
love julia
>>19249409
pEdrones can't meme (put it in the bible)

>>19242992
WWE owns his vegan lifestyle

mina fucking sucks, send her back
in b4 sexless virgins who can't find a pair of tits anywhere else chime in

>>19249671
She's very overrated and she's chopped asl

Ricochet is leading a gay thug faction now?

>>19242988 (OP)
whoever is writing these skits needs to become the head writer be next the russo we need the normies

>>19249706
That sounds like the perfect role for him tbqh

>>19249671
>mina fucking sucks
unf...

>>19242988 (OP)
bogmina is horrifying

The pagan who hates Saint Mina will be damned. You chose your destiny, asshole.

someone save wrestling bring back the normies

>>19249409
>he got so assblasted that he made a no u version of the meme
You're not beating the allegations, silotits.

>>19250322
When you do nothing but project you're going to get hit with no u a lot

>>19250322
dat port

>40k views
Woah man welcome to the big leagues...

>>19249392
Collision was tanking with Phil. Punk isn't some creative genius

>>19243062
I'm so glad I haven't watched this match.
At least Braun throwing his tag partner Ricochet was funny.

>>19250322
my fave part was when he made this GMS caption to go along with hi gotten to as fuck "n-n-n-no ur" version of the meme

>>19250929
AEW was doing much better when Phil was there trying to fix it. Shitty security footage of him choking a bitch popped the last 800k that AEW will ever get. He was the only man who could've saved the tranny rodeo but they cast him out and, well, look what happened.

>>19251039
>AEW was doing much better when Phil was there trying to fix it.
Well yeah. That was years ago. He had little impact on the ratings by the end of his time in AEW. They maybe have have 20k more viewers right now if he stayed. AEW would still be on death's door

>>19250250
Based, Mina is SEXOOOOO

>>19242988 (OP)
I have nothing to say other than I love Mina's boobs and Toni's butt and I think their matches are pretty good too and I also like when they kiss and talk about boobs and butts in their promos

>>19251579
Same, she's my reason to live.

>>19251549
fat tummy

Sex0

>>19248232
got him oinking over this one

this promo felt like old 2000's wwe. super great little advert.

>>19245510
Harley is NXT bound as soon as she's milked the money mark dry. Aunty blake will make sure of it

>>19242988 (OP)
Mina's a beautiful flower, she makes me a little happier.

>>19255094
many say the same

>>19242988 (OP)
Based

>>19251549
people simp for this shit?

>>19256175
I wouldn't take my dick out of Mina to stick it in your mom, much less to stick it in you.

>>19250890
are you only capable of enjoying things with mass approval?

>>19256310
Isn't that always their only argument?
They are ignorant, mediocre imbeciles with no independent thought. Their tastes and enjoyment are mere mimicry and imitation of the herd of easily manipulated empty-headed fools to which they belong. They're terrified of leaving the group because they wouldn't know what to do on their own.

>>19242988 (OP)
Ngl bros, I thought it was cringe...
But wrestling has a bit of cringe in its essence, so it's okay.

>>19256243
lol

>>19242988 (OP)
What's wrong with their faces?

>>19257976
Nothing, they just need sex now