Thread 19250537

people are getting shoot emotional about who is winning KWABOTY this year even though it's a fake award given out on an anime website named after a someone who they pretend got raped.

so you don't know?

>>19250537 (OP)
stop breaking kayfabe

>>19250537 (OP)
All awards are fake.

>>19250537 (OP)
Who's gonna win? I keep saying Still Terry to piss people off but I personally don't think dying should be a separate DBOTY award. Well, doesn't really matter since a certain fat edrone is gonna rig it anyways

>>19250569
STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS!
>>19250570
Ngl; that heel promo is cheap but still get nuclear heat.

>>19250556
yeah tell that jabroni, we can't have him exposing the business like that. he's lucky the sheik isn't here to make him humble.

2024 was Vince btw

>>19250570
Dying isn't even KWAB worthy unless you die like Herb Abrams

We should rename KWABOTY "The Still Terry Lifetime KWABchievment award"

>>19250614
>2024 was Tony btw
Yup and Tony's walking away with KWABOTY this year too

>>19250570
Meant to saying dying shouldn't count towards kwaboty. It's own award would be fun but it would probably be literal whos and maybe one actual draw most years.

>>19250658
kek still terry

>>19250658
>>19250678
kek still reddit

Dying should count towards the KWABOTY, but it depends on the circumstances

Bray's death was a KWAB, Terry Funk's wasn't..

>>19250628
Dying alone because you are a racist chud POS that not even your family wants to be around you is deserved of a KWABOTY award

>>19250537 (OP)
pretend?

>>19250698
that part

>>19250698
still Tony

>>19250698
He still had Nick and his hotter young wife plus tons of people who loved him throughout his life. Who cares about his walled ex wife and his coal burning daughter? Get over it

>>19250698
and you deserve TAR AND FEATHERS

>>19250698
if dying alone was enough to win you the award AEW would win every year,lol no half milly

>>19250698
>>19250901
sup reddit?

>>19250698
GMS

>>19250698
everyone dies alone dipshit listen to the housemesiter

>>19250698
YES SAAR AND PAKISTAN IS DESERVED OF TO BE NUKED

>>19250537 (OP)
We don't speak facts here, OP.

>>19250698
hulkamania board, newfag

>>19250698
promo's good

Still Punk

>>19250698
>>19251111
samejeet

>>19251047
SLAM EM HULKSTER

>>19250537 (OP)
if it's not real why is everyone talking about even on other boards ya freak

>>19250537 (OP)
Yes, yes...
>Merely pretending.

>>19250537 (OP)
still Tony

>>19250537 (OP)
because even as a fake award there's no money in any of the winners this year. who cares if karrion kross or joey janela win

>>19250537 (OP)
It stopped being entertaining when everyone took it super seriously

real talk tony should simply be declared kwaboty 4 lyfe and be ineligible for future awards because it's not fair that nobody else has a shot of winning.

hogan won fair and square

>>19250537 (OP)
the KWABOTY race is more interesting than 95% of all wrestling shows in a year

>>19253351
still terry

still me

>>19250537 (OP)
Anyone who even talks about this shit or partakes in this fucking dumb shit over the years other than shitting on it are newfags. This was a gay Force meme that was on /asp/ by one asshole

>>19253351
there's maybe 20 people total browsing the board

>>19253351
>600+ votes
lmao you wasted a whole day to get that screenshot and didn't even have the restraint to make it believable.

>>19250698
got em oinkin with this one

>>19253351
Year isn’t over, Tony and Vince could unkwab themselves (although this won’t actually happen)

>samefagging cause he got btfo
KWAB

>>19253351
That settles it

>>19250537 (OP)
Nash WAS raped.
He only pretended to say he wasn't down for it.

>>19250698
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>>19254601
Yeah it is long settled that hogantranny is KWABOTY /pw/ category for samefagging harder than hogwheels or titbitch

>>19254980
>>19254601
>>19253351

>>19253971
Theres only 5 people that post here and they are all named Carter.
-Carter

The only person authorized to hold a vote is the Commish of /pw/ and he already held the vote which Tony won.

All the other polls NXTranny spams are unofficial I'm afraid.

>>19255010
This.
Let the troons troon, Anon.

Hogan won

>>19250537 (OP)
still two months left the early polls are cringe

>>19255010
>Commish of /pw/
crinfe

>>19256138
>denying reality and substituting your own like a tranny would.
Cringe

Tony is 4 time, 4 time, 4 time, 4 time KWABOTY and you can't... teach... that!

>>19250537 (OP)
you can't rape the willing

>>19250537 (OP)
Still Tone?

>>19255010
You will never be a commisioner
You will never be a woman

>>19255010
>>19256138
>>19256854
And Hogan's exempt from the voting.
And you can go and die fucking mad about it.

>>19257010
You sound mad.

I just say the Chudster is winning because it seems to make the most retards cry about it. They even put on tripcodes because they're so mad lmao

>>19257016
Example A right here
>>19257010

>>19257014
Mad over what?
Hogan chilling in heaven while you kvetch?

KWAB Awards should be given to people who've done funny screw ups worth noting instead of just console warriors wanting it to be given to the promotion they don't like

>>19257032
>people who've done funny screw ups worth noting
that's objectively tony though i laugh every time that running webm is posted

>>19257032
Thats why Vince's BBC texts make him the KWABOTY more than Tony's bad ratings

>>19257051
>bad ratings
Yeah, that's all Tony did wrong in 2025 (sarcasm)
What happened to our KWABOTY Historian?
Still too early to make a list of all of Tony's 2025 KWABs?

>>19257014
>>19257016
>>19257018
Sounds like you never-will-be-women need to up your dosages of Troon-B-Gone
See>>19254976 >>19254979.

>>19250698
I still like Hogan and don't agree with the idea of him winning KWABOTY, but kek at the amount of seethe this post generated

>>19250918
>Who cares about his walled ex wife
The thing is, even his ex-wife Linda showed up at his funeral
They clearly had their differences, but obviously some love was still there for her to do that

>>19253971
I'd say about 30-40 on an average day, and up to 100 on peak days like Wrestlemania nights
LMAO at the idea of more than 600 people being here within an 8-hour span

>>19251047
SLAM EM HULKSTER

>>19254989
kek based

>>19251047
SLAM EM HULKSTER

>>19251047
SLAM 'EM HULKSTER!

>>19257129
Seething

>>19257343
Seething it's still Tony 4x KWABOTY Champion

>>19257343
U mad?
Cope and dilate, tranny.
Hogan fucked your mom and that rank nasty bitch was so slutty, you were born out of her asshole cause her cunt was so busy.

>>19257129
Calm down

>>19257547
We're calm AF. Dude. It's your side having a melty because Jericho said AEW was "small time taco bell niggerdom". Quote, unquote.

>>19250537 (OP)
It's Tony... nobody is emotional, it's simple a tired award at this point, man handled with a firm grip, by an indian child.