Thread 19259338

One Cage, Two Rings, Three Words, Blood And Guts!...
AEW Blood And Guts live TONIGHT! from First Horizon Coliseum in Greensboro, NC
8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!

>Death Riders vs. Darby Allin, Mark Briscoe, Orange Cassidy, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly in a Blood And Guts Match
>The CEO Mercedes Mone, Megan Bayne, Marina Shafir, Triangle Of Madness vs. Kris Statlander, Timeless Toni Storm, Willow Nightingale, Mina Shirakawa, Jamie Hayter, Harley Cameron in a Blood And Guts Match
>AEW World Champion Hangman Adam Page vs. Powerhouse Hobbs in a Falls Count Anywhere Match

** 10 Days Out From Full Gear **

are you not entertained

All ladies in this match owe me sex.

Sexy with bloodied Skye Blue

Really fun match so far

>Bayne's already got tacks in her back

She must think Joey Janella's in the ring with her based on all those tiny pricks

>>19259358
pvre fvcking sex

>>19259359
Everyone on the two rings owes me sex, including the ref

>>19259364
*hot

What if the surprise wrestler appearing tonight was Magneto

>>19259365
kek

The Protostar approves

>>19259364
solid 3.25 jew stars effort so far I like it

>>19259379
bro that was fassbender, that nigga played xavier

>>19259365
emphasis on the based

This Bomba ad actually makes me want to get some more Bombas

>god she is so bizarre
kek

>>19259358
That's a lotta haemoglobin

>>19259379
It's lex luger

>>19259358
Why do geeks like Hook or Garcia get storylines when the best true AEW original gets treated like Julia Hart's Jannetty

i swear megan's butthole was visible holy yum

>>19259390
based pornostar getting ideas

>>19259379
>glass shatters
>he emerges

every woman in the arena would drop to their knees and do the J.O.B. brother

Skye ran the blade hard and is getting rewarded with her face all over social media, trending. What a pro

HARLEY GET DOWN

>>19259379
i shoot thought that was the pajeet from Short Circuit

>>19259379
Harley is so stunning here I get uncontrollably angry

THANK YOU TONY FOR OUR WEEKLY GOON MATCH

C E O

>tacks spread all over ring

Kek like that anon said. Women should stay in the kitchen like my aunt rn

BELT BOIS RISE UP

>>19259390
The RAAAAAAA shit is the most annoying thing on twitter

Mercedes belt holders are lined up

CEO CEO CEO

I hope there is a spot where all of them fight using the belts

I miss the Mortos main event weeks

some of those belt holders kinda fine (yes homo)

>>19259365
Her buttocks area is mogging the entire match for me mfraid

>>19259420
>pajeet

my guy you're in for a fun surprise if you look up the works of Fisher Stevens

piped in CEO chants after the entrance
be less obvious Tone

TITTY STREAMERS

remember that willow is a unofficial member of cosmic angels

haven't jacked off since november started

Mones falling on that table, quote me on this later

Stat spiked herself

>>19259442
this isn't WWE they don't pipe in chants over the PA system

CARAMEL SEX

WE'RE GETTING A BELT SLAP FIGHT BROTHERS

>Collision being tapped after Dynamite next week
Based, I'm glad I got tickets.

kek

Ok this is a funny use of the belts, I'm not gonna shit on her for it this week.

>handing a belt to everybody to use as weapon
based spot

Sasha needs to get a new move for her taunt/entrance that shit got old like a decade ago
like still use it but do something else once in a while shit is pretty lame

MINA IS COOMING

congrats to the new CMLL Women's World Champion Skye Blue

>>19259436
it's happening

Based caramel nalgas bringing all her belts to use

>>19259455
based sicko

>>19259448
Yes she did I saw too that but wondered if it was.

MINA'S BIB BOOBIES

every other promoter watching this praying to god their company's dime store belt doesn't tear apart like a pair of panties at homecoming

Bayne is literally potato’ing left and right with whatever weapon she can find. Jesus Christ

MINA NOW

Based Mina spanking Thekla with the bat

jesus christ they're all so fucking hot

Mina <3

>>19259462
Long term story telling

Most likely the best tornado DDT on a belt I have seen

>>19259464
I tagged the wrong thing.
Post said with an ass like hers, TK should pull creative control

holy fuck i love mina bros

>pretty women
>a cage
>blood
I mean, what more could you want

Need to see Mina and Toni makeout but covered in blood

im gonna be cooming blood and guts bros

...the fuck kind of theme were you hiding Marina?

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

MARINA’S ROCK HARD NIPPLES HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA

I like Mina, she’s not good enough to do that type of shit. That ring to ring thing looked terrible.

>>19259489
WWEfaggots will cry about this

Marina owes me sex

>>19259489
Thongs...and pudding

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

NIPSBROS STAND BY

Marinas back muscles make my penis feel things

>>19259492
blood and cum, and lots of it

mother's milk while someone is bleeding buckets

>didn't take her socks and shoes off
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY IS SHE WEARING SHOES

If I was king Tony, I would have saved the belt spot and let have everyone beat the shit out of Mone with them all instead.

>>19259487
It's okay, brother, Tonedawgs are in control. Rest now

NIPPLE STATUS?

Marina and her tiny nipples

I'm glad Aminata got injured so we'd get Mina instead

>>19259495
ALHAMDULILAH

Marina stinky feet

NAIL BOARD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

>>19259511
don’t worry bro she got ya

I thought Shafir was going to stomp Stat

nipplebros and feetbros get in here

>>19259486
Roddy Strong has diamonds to suck on every night with Marina's nips

>>19259511
THANK YOU MARINA

marina shafir is one of the worst wrestlers ive ever seen

>>19259515
TINY TITS BIG PITS

TTBP COOOOOOOOOM

TONI :D

based Statlander taking the spike bed

>thumbtacks in the ring
>barefoot
kek bet she avoids that area

feet

A VISUAL PLEA!!!!

>Cringing in the nails instead of continuing the spot.
Oh she’s hurt.

based unhinged toni

>>19259536
She already took a tack spot like a month ago anyways

>>19259538
gotta lick that back before I die

>>19259532
Timeless pepe? Saved

>no pearl clutching
heh

nah these bitches are demons

>toni clutching pearls
a visual plea

based Toni look

marina no selling is based

>>19259538
Ponder the aroma

>>19259535
I’ve laid on a bed of nails before, it’s not that painful.

>>19259545
Everything is sexoo with Toni.

If you're too young to know what 'pearl necklace' is, ask an Xer

How is Skye Blue still conscious?

I have a feeling Jamie is going to secure the win. She's been very quiet for most of the match.

>>19259538
Women in pain are based and sexo

>>19259546
nobody can take a tack spot since Jamie broke the bag like a retard and they scattered everywhere

A woman just did the first ever 619 head scissors take down or some shit and the cameraman cut away. I hope this company dies.

>>19259561
go bakc to reddit

>>19259563
Women bleed for an entire week every single month.

Justified this is awesome chants

>>19259563
SHE'S A SICKO YO!

GIWTWM

based booty warriors

Shafir just got a face full of double ass

mina always looks lost

>>19259572
Yes but not from the head, einstein

this women's blood and guts will probably be better than anything on Survivor Series lmao

>>19259571
Fuck off, zoomie

>>19259556
Marina is so beautiful

Describe the aroma of Toni and Mina's braps.

Based pike nipples.

>>19259581
Time to jiggle

as 5'8 skinny guy willow and megan were made for me

>>19259585
you are a 40 year old redditor

Kris is on the outside to grab a mic and quit as Willow gets choked out.

This match sucks desu

surprised they bothered putting a 3rd match on the show desu should have saved that for another show really

>>19259596
She's not outside

>>19259597
Sucks my cum? Yes

>do all this shit
>crowd doesn’t care, you didn’t use a table
Being a wrestler these days must involve so much self hatred to even do this shit for these fans.

Please let us have some of them climb to the top of the cage

>>19259563
>>19259572
https://youtu.be/ZTuzDt-dGxA?si=GxpQAOMJXg1a8Fmz&t=17

We need a boob smothering spot with Harley tits

Mina looks scared to hit people with the bat

Don't women lose a liter of blood every month? I'm in a Wrestling gamethread, idk how vaginas work.

>>19259597
Wrong thread blud
>>19258460

>>19259602
They need a pissbreak and buffer between big matches

>>19259592
Fuck reddit and I'm a fuckin Xer, cunt. 40 is for dickless millennials. We had coom queens like this, zoom

>HIV prevention med adds on tv
Nigger what the fuck is going on in ameriland?

>>19259602
well, this is 2 and half hour show
probably needed a 3rd match

>>19259616
Nobody showed her how to use a bat? Is this Jade all over again?

>>19259609
odd headcanon you must be deaf too

>>19259609
Anon self hatred is one of the mandatory requirements to become a wrestler.

What a time to be alive. Really thank these women

marina is bleeding

We need tit slips

>>19259621
brother man gotta pace urself

>>19259624
There's a match with people bleeding all over the place anon, it's targeted advertising.

>>19259623
that’s a man

Why is Mercedes too proud to blade and bleed? Does she think it's beneath her to get some color?

>>19259623
kill yourself you geriatric fuck

table refuses to break

>>19259615
amd Bayne doing the same to the faces

I AM THE TABLE (it was a based spot though)

lmao

Hayter might have fucked up Skye's ribs

I AM THE TABLE

>>19259626
i'm sure tam taught her. tam was a protege of onita

skye's probably concussed

Jamie just brutalized Skye

I AM THE TABLE

Don’t break the table twice lol

Julia is so attractive...

>skye first one to bleed
>skye first one to climb
>skye first one to get table'd
based

I AM THE TABLE

Refs are super checking on Skye uh oh.

SLOPPY FUCKING SHOP

>>19259641
You need to get that brain tumor checked if you think Christy Canyon is a man.

>hot lesbian action
I am now rating this match 5 stars

I'm convinced most of the women are too light for table spots

The Money Maker is such a dumb looking fucking move

>>19259652
Holy hot

when is Sasha going to change her finisher? it looks like fucking dogshit

Harley's breasts are simply too big

IN THE TITS!

>>19259663
>be me
>never watch aew
>decide to watch this
>like skye the most
>hayter fucking injures her

based spot

skye is ded bros

So are Harley’s boobas big naturals or lame fake tiddies?

>>19259663
And Tony will ignore her

>climbing out through the grates when they've been letting them walk out the doors all match
Stupid spot

smol advantage

>>19259644
Not before I take as many worthless incel zoomers with me 1st. Y'all can't even get of whores to fuck you for money

julia slim as fuck

whoever inflates the thread count is one the saddest fags on earth

>>19259676
she can't change it now because if she does that means she admits the internet smarks were right all along

Skye deserves to win this match

THEY'RE SO SMOL

BOYS WE'RE GOING TO THE ROOF

kek love sex triangle

that damn jezebel

>>19259692
Once all are accounted for they lock it

BASED

IMAGINE

Hayter fell hard

If Skye is hurt this company is truly cursed

>>19259666
HOT

>>19259669
Chris Kanyon wrestled in WCW and killed themself for being a tranny

>>19259689
as fake as the moon landing

Hayter needs to keep the Daisy Dukes gimmick

damn Jamie ate shit lmao
so did Kris kek
feel like there are going to be some injuries coming out of this one desu or at least some time on the shelf for a few people

why did mercedes push them like that LFMAOOOO

that shot of megan's ass yum

need me a harley lockheart gf

>>19259689
big cartoon fakies

>>19259678
Are they real?

This is kino

That was a solid table break

at least four bitches got seriously injured in this match

these broads going at it

Tony, strap the rocket to Hayley as your Tifa.

>>19259395
Why did you do it

It's a good thing they're in Greensboro, Jamie has a highspots signing tomorrow and probably doesn't want to be anywhere near a plane after this.

MINA BLEEDING

BY GOD AS MY WITNESS SHES BEEN BROKEN IN HALF

Damn AEW is kinda based maybe I've been missing out

Mina is bleeding

I fuckin called that table spot

GIVE SKYE A BREAK

>>19259722
No ya dummy

MINA LEAKY

>>19259730
worth it for the 20k increase in viewers

When did Mina bleed?

r-real glass?

TONI REKT

marina is fucking nuts being in there barefoot. She's got some fucking heart to go along with those NIPS.

JESUS CHRIST

damn that mirror was sick but Marina why the fuck are you barefoot in this ring

OH SHIT

OMG

>>19259710
KEK ALL THE WOMEN DED

BAD LUCK SPOT

fucking carnage

JESAS

MINA BLADED WTF

>>19259747
everyone else was doing it and she wanted to fit in so she just cut herself

>double apron suplex
That would suck

based Toni killing herself for sports entertaintment

this is so fucking based

NOOOOOO LEAVE HER BOOBS ALONE

>Mina gushing blood
oh my

Fuck that apron suplex spot

Tony better be paying all these women a big ass bonus for going so hard

>>19259716
>some

lol anon watch the match

Unironically and with no prejudice, what is the fucking story here? So far it's just been "buncha women in a cage innit"

To think there's still a tag tournament and most of these women are in it...

I WILL LICK MARINAS FEET WOUNDS

DEATHMATCH SEX WITH MINA CHAN

This match needs a cunt punt

clockwork-esque

Shafir stomped this Japanese titties

>The plan was always make Toni submit by killing Mina

diabolical

bases

*****

>submitting mina with mother's milk
poetic irony

Will Mercedes get her first 5 star match from this?

mina... no...

>>19259778
buncha women in a cage
simple as

based toni protecting mina

I WANT THE SEX TRIANGLE ON ME LIKE THAT

I-I want a woman to throw in the towel for me too

Marina smashed glass right into Mina's great tits.
What a heel. Gets it.

So was Mina was getting choked out and cut up by Shafir's hard nipples?

Good match

>>19259794
It wasn't that so no

>Spanked to submission
Very sexy match.

good finish

Based match
Good job, ladies

I want to have sex with bloody skye blue

legitimately probably my favorite blood and guts match

great match, ass finish

Sasha was weakly raising her arm outside when they announced the names kek

Julia the only one not bleeding

They're getting actual reactions from a Crockett town for this.
There's no need to watch the men's BG. No way it can top this. Violence and asscheeks.

toni is giving me joker string vibes and it's kino

NEW THREAD
>>19259815
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>>19259815

fun match

This match was legitimately the entertaining and should have been saved for a PPV. AEW spoiled everyone by putting this on a weekly show.

FIVE FUCKING STARS MATCH
ONLY FAGGITS DISAGREE

I think Shafir really got mad that Toni was kicking her

SHOOT HEAT BETWEEN MARINA AND TONI

SHOOT HEAT SHOOT HEAT

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SEX THANK YOU TONAAAAAAAY TONEDAAAAAAAWGGGG

>>19259817
Mercedes?

>>19259819
wtf is joker string?

Thekla sexa

I might even download this from watchwrestling links and muh vid dler

>>19259829
Aubrey had to stop it

MOTY. Fuck anything else. The original WarGames in 87 made runner-up after Steamboat/Savage and Hogan/Andre

Based Callis Family