Thread 19264806

How did WWE fumble this?

>>19264806 (OP)
Everything about this pic is second rate. The titles. The setting. That ugly ass mug that needs another facelift

WWE fumbled her because she won a lot of fake titles!

>>19264806 (OP)
Grandma pulled her pantyhose up to her sagging boobs again, gross.

Look at all those useless titties

Mikaze won

>>19265179
Who is that?

>>19265188
The image captures the wedding of Sarath Ton and Miranda Knesovich.

>>19264806 (OP)
Not a single one of those titles means jack shit lmao

>>19265164
You have to have boobs for them to sag, Anon. You know this.

E-drones are really upset that Mercedes is succeeding.

>>19265235
is she? Jesus Zack

>>19265219
I not your boogeyman and your waifu sucks.

>>19264806 (OP)
More like dodged and avoided.

>>19265151
The wrinkled-ass banner behind her. Couldn't even be bothered to iron it kek

>>19264806 (OP)
How? She killed the aew women's division.

>>19265235
>succeeding
At what exactly?

WWE can't handle a real woman like that

>>19264806 (OP)
>WWE - WeWasteEveryone

>>19265286
Being over, having good matches, moving merch, drawing a house, selling PPVs.

>>19265293
>a real woman
That's a horse, anon.

>>19264806 (OP)
without searching for it, name all those titles

WWE fumbled a botching horse that holds a bunch of less-than-midcard titles and nearly two years into her contract still hasn't won the company's big belt

>>19265283
Did you watch Blood and Guts? AEW is better than WWE. Just look at the PWIO top 250.

>>19264806 (OP)
the more belts she wins the more she covers her body

>>19265320
TNT. TBS. New Japan Strong, Queen of the Southside? CMLL women. Looks like she has a RevPro belt. That's all I got.

>>19265320
Off the top of my head:
>AEW TBS Championship
>CMLL World Women’s Championship
>RevPro Undisputed British Women’s & Queen of Southside Championship
>EWA Women’s Championship
>Chaotic Wrestling Women’s Championship
>Prime Time Wrestling Women’s Championship
>BestYa Women’s Championship
>Discovery Wrestling Scottish Women’s Championship
>BODYSLAM Women’s Championship
>AEW Owen Hart Cup (Women’s Tournament Winner)
>Interim ROH Women’s World Television Championship
>Winnipeg Pro Wrestling Women’s Championship

>>19265310
>Being over
She gets no pop
>having good matches
Zero 5-star matches
>moving merch
Her super duper rare exclusive limited action figure is still rotting on ShopAEW. Not even 3000 people want this shit
>drawing a house
AAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>selling PPVs
"This Sunday" when the ppv is on Saturday

>>19264806 (OP)
>4738274 belts
>not a single dime

>>19265349
>Takes 5 minutes to google a list to copy and paste

>>19264806 (OP)
>the ever prestigious AEW TBS Championship
>the all important CMLL World Women's Championship
>the most stupendous RevPro Undisputed British Women’s & Queen of Southside Championship
>the eye opening EWA Women’s Championship
>the ever desired Chaotic Wrestling Women’s Championship
>the most valuable Prime Time Wrestling Women’s Championship
>the best BestYa Women’s Championship
>the historic Discovery Wrestling Scottish Women’s Championship
>the slamming BODYSLAM Women’s Championship
>the ethernal AEW Owen Hart Cup (Women’s Tournament Winner)
>the surprising Interim ROH Women’s World Television Championship
>the here nigga damn Winnipeg Pro Wrestling Women’s Championship

>>19264806 (OP)
I don't watch the tranny rodeo, did she bleed yesterday in the cage match like all the other females?

>>19264806 (OP)
She "won" a bunch of belts for fake fights because she's better known than a bunch of small indy companies. That's not really an achievement and she wouldn't be known at all if not for her time in WWE.

>>19265179
Thats a nice upgrade from horse face
especially considering how ugly he is.

They didn't. She was a star there. She just wanted crazy money and only Tony was dumb enough to pay it.

>>19265219
Eww

>>19265400
So WWE will pay Becky and Chuck but not a black woman?

>>19265410
Becky and Charlotte are bigger stars. Becky especially.

>>19265358
>>Being over
>She gets no pop
Yes she does. Why lie about something so obviously false?
>>having good matches
>Zero 5-star matches
She's better than everyone in WWE
>>moving merch
>Her super duper rare exclusive limited action figure is still rotting on ShopAEW. Not even 3000 people want this shit
She has an exclusive merch deal with Crunchyroll. No other wrestler has deals like that.
>>drawing a house
>AAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ya seethe? How's WWE doing?
>>selling PPVs
>"This Sunday" when the ppv is on Saturday
Over 100k PPVs sold. WWE doesn't even have PPVs.

>>19265431
>But WWE
I see you, just like Mercedes, have been mindfucked by WWE

>>19265431
Literally lost to the shitter Iyo beat last month.

>>19265431
>he thinks she gets pops because her theme has a piped in chant in it

>>19265431
>She has an exclusive merch deal with Crunchyroll. No other wrestler has deals like that.
She wouldn't be scamming her fans if she had a lot of money. Last said she wasn't making as much money on her AEW deal than what had been reported. Being the highest paid female wrestler in the world is pure kayfabe.

Kek mercedes is the GOAT

>>19265514
25K per show retard

>>19265524
Another sign that she's struggling for money

>>19265545
nah thats actually you lmfaoo

>>19265548
we can't all collect potato welfare like you

>>19265516
Damn. Mercedes is leading the real revolution. WWE is in deep doodoo.

>>19265489
That was a fake match, ifiot. Mercedes would beat the shit out of her in a shoot.

>>19265524
Source?

>>19264806 (OP)
Why didn't she take any bumps last night?

>>19265524
0 indies have paid that price, that was a report from a retard running a rag

>>19264806 (OP)
What exactly is the endgame here? Is she going to go back to all these shindies and put people over or is she just going to vacate the belts without any explanation?

>>19265570
They're all fake fights doofus.

>>19265574
Why didn't you have sex last night?

>>19265577
She's unironically going back to WWE. Then she won't have to put anyone over

>>19265575
>0 indies have paid that price,
yes they have

>>19265590
Why would WWE want her? Rhea or Iyo could easily be out doing what Mercedes is doing, she ain't special.

>>19265590
No she isn't SHe hates the racist chomo faggot fed and is lotyal to the legit boss Tony Khan.

>>19265599
>Why would WWE want her?
H wants to show up Tony. He's pushing Jade's sorry ass right now for the same reason

>>19265610
He's already showing up Tony though. WWE is a much bigger draw than AEW and WWE's women's roster is a much bigger draw than AEW's.

>>19265623
WWE is shrinking and AEW is growing,.

>>19265577
>Is she going to go back to all these shindies and put people over

>>19264806 (OP)
*Correction: how did she fumble WWE?! By being a fucking self mark! Now she's collecting indie belts from Europe KWAB

>>19265626
Kek, g8b8m8.

>>19265634
OH NONONONONONO

>>19265626
>and AEW is growing

>>19265626
The only thing that's growing is the list of people cancelling AEW

>>19265641
you're dumb

AEW gets more viewers than Smackdown and RAW by being on streaming and TV and their PPV numbers are way up. This is in large part thanks to Mercedes mone.

>>19265667
I'll have some of what you're smoking, bruh

>>19265668
WWE is being cancelled by USA and Netflix
>>19265652

>>19265681
Oh well, I don't watch it anyway and I'm still not watching your tranny fed either.

>>19265667
kek

>>19264806 (OP)
How did Tony fumble this?

>>19264806 (OP)
>How did WWE funble an insecure self-mark who loves predetermined fake fighting championship belts
Gee I dunno

>>19265589
Ironic because your mom would say otherwise

>>19265310
>drawing a hous
nope

>>19265912
HOG? Is this more of your pig obsession?

>>19264806 (OP)
Literally one belt in this picture that isn't completely worthless, and it's not the AEW one.

Shoot more prestigious than any of those at the moment and Mercedes ain't getting it because they don't need her.

>>19266010
Famous last words

>>19266033
Keep telling yourself that

>>19266033
NJPW already took back the other belt they gave her that means FAR less than the red belt. You're delusional if you think Mercedes is getting that one

>>19266045
njpw cant afford her thats why they took the belt back

>>19266045
>>19266042
If Tony wants it, he'll get it.

>>19264806 (OP)
>>19265179
God damn Mikaze legit upgraded while this dimeless horse is dating a midget beaner KEK

>>19265786
>>How did WWE funble an insecure self-mark who loves predetermined fake fighting championship belts
but enough about wrestlers holding a belt more than 365 days a year

>>19266058
beast mortos would snap that dude in half

>>19265310
Not gonna comment on over/having good matches but she doesn't actually draw shit so there's nothing to fumble
She didn't even draw when WWE pushed her on top

>>19266058
He's an idiot too
https://www.ringsidenews.com/beast-mortos-backpedals-more-controversy-latest-taurus-inspired-post/

>>19266050
Mayu was a bigger draw domestically than Mercedes anyway, it was the right call.
But notice they didn't put the red belt on her.

>>19266068
>be 5'5
>still have no definition
kek what a fat piglet

>>19266056
Stardom has nothing to gain working with Tony and Bushiroad knows that.
It's why the only Stardom worker who showed up at Forbidden Door was Bozilla.

>>19266068
he's balding

>>19266078
you wanna fuck mikaze

>>19266082
But enough about sashit before she got dumped

>>19266076
mercedes made stardom relevant in 2023

>>19266091
Nice bait, Mercedes barely wrestled in Stardom and lost in the big one - Tam made Stardom.
https://archive.org/details/stardom-all-star-grand-queendom-2023-23-04-23

Mikaze fucked Sasha in her tight virgin asshole and left her gaping.

>>19266091
Thus is true.
>>19266102
This is cope

>>19264806 (OP)
>fumble someone who doesn't draw flies to shit
Doesn't work like that, the fumble is paying her a main event salary

>>19266106
>this is cope
Stardom caters to domestic Japanese audiences, they don't give a fuck about Mercedes so, yeah, you are coping

>>19266115
THey love Mercedes in Japan. Manami Toyota wants to drink liquor with her.

>>19266082
Sounds more like you're gay for Mortos

>>19266122
Well the Red Belt is unquestionable more prestigious than any of the others in Mercedes' collection - Tony certainly wants it because that collection really isn't complete without it, so why hasn't he demanded it yet?

They love Liv in Japan

>>19266139
They love blondes in Japan.

>>19266131
If he wants it he will have it. Simple as.

>>19266139
Based uncs.

Manami Toyota handpicked Mercedes Mone as her gajin successor.

>>19266162
Sure, sure, whatever you gotta tell yourself. Now go take your hormones.

>>19266184
You take bathtub HRT tranny only pedos watch Stardom.

>>19266304
>no u
kek, you seethin' like a muthafucka over here, sounds like you got burned good

Update?

>>19266771
He's still trans and seethin' like a muthafucka.

>>19266806
So what? I'm trans and I live a great life.

>>19267012
Glad to have ya.

WWE will never get over this fumble. Mone is the GOAT.

>>19267313
More like Mone looks like a goat