Pick race and location

>>6224285 (OP)
>Fauns
>Moorland
... so how fast you plan to abandon it, given the shit quality of picture?

>>6224469

You are Pendejo Caliente, the Faun!

You live with your tribe in the moorlands.

To the north live a tribe of trolls in the mountains.

To the east live a tribe of goblins in a forest.

To the south live even more goblins in a vast prairie.

To the west there is a tribe of monster insects living in a swamp.

Population: 1000

Food 5/10
Morale 5/10
Wealth 1/10

Army: 10 spearmen

Buildings: Houses, Town Hall

Technology: Fire, Stone Tools, Farming

What do you wanna do?
> Gather
> Feast
> Trade
> Train
> Build
> Research
> Explore
> Diplomacy
> Other (specify)

>>6224817
>> Other (specify)
Frolick around playing flute and wait for others to show up to mock OP

>>6224285 (OP)
Human Mountain.

>>6224964
Nah, we Faun Moors, taking over Abandonville

>trade with west monster insects
Seems like a good way to start off.

>>6225351

You take all your surplus goods and go trade with the monster insects.

"Greetings, human. I am Tiktok the Insect Leader. What brings you to our settlement?", says a female insect monster.

"I seek to trade!"

"We can get all things that we need ourselves. But we are interested in metal tools, magical items and slaves! Do you have any of those?"

"Not right now, no."

"Then come back once you have some."

"What can you offer?"

"We can offer Honey, Chitin and Fungus Beer."

"Is this fungus beer any good?"

"I'll give you a sample!"

You drink the fungus beer together with Tiktok and it hits hard. At some point you begin hallucinating. The hallucinations are all very pleasant, almost orgasmic. By the end, your whole body becomes very sensitive and you are very excited in a sexual manner.

"That's the good stuff right there!", you say.

"Yes, we can produce large amounts of this. Just say your price and we'll make it."

You return to your settlement with this possible agreement!

While you were away, a Gay Werewolf showed up in your village. He wanted to have a gay orgy with your fauns! The fauns said they were going to ask their leader before accepting, as it was against the customs.

> Uphold the customs and forbid the gay orgy
> Pretend to allow the gay orgy and capture the gay werewolf
> Allow the gay orgy
> Write in

What do you want to do next?
> Gather
> Feast
> Trade
> Train
> Build
> Research
> Explore
> Diplomacy
> Other (specify)

>>6224285 (OP)
>Skaven
>Great Lakes and River
come on op i will play along promise

>>6226281
>>6226185
How could OP abandon it when the village hasn’t even died of wolf AIDS yet?

>Allow the gay orgy and personally take part in it

>Build a comfortable Gay Werewolf orgy area

>>6226185
< Pretend to allow the gay orgy and capture the gay werewolf
> Gather

This almost became the last failed Civ Quest ever.
Almost