Stargate: NID - /qst/ (#6250558)

We Need Milk And Cigarettes QM ID: dX6kiwce
5/30/2025, 10:02:11 PM No.6250558
1737675460811400
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md5: 9a54350b651c1e38c0b8a91b18d42493🔍
In a universe where an ancient alien network connects the cosmos, Earth is caught in the spiderweb. You are a covert, clandestine force, operating in the shadows of the Stargate program: the NID. Misunderstood, mistrusted, and maligned, you are the last line of defense against alien threats. But time is running out. Hamstrung by bureaucratic red tape, internal leaks, and the maddening incompetence of a system that doesn’t grasp the stakes, you are racing against the clock to uncover a sinister Goa’uld plot threatening humanity’s total and final enslavement. Covert missions, high-stakes gambles, and moral dilemmas collide in Stargate: NID, a thrilling new series where the good guys don’t wear capes—they walk the shadows. Will you outsmart the enemy and the chair force before it’s too late? Tune in this summer to find out—Stargate: NID, ONLY on /qst/!

>Setting Details & Canon Changes:
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We Need Milk And Cigarettes QM ID: dX6kiwce
5/30/2025, 10:08:49 PM No.6250562
The blast doors of the SGC rolled open like the jaws of some ancient beast, revealing Major General Harry Maybourne standing before you, his crisp uniform having seen years of battles—both in the field and with bureaucrats. Sweat beaded on his weathered brow. It was a hot day, but he sweemed twitchy, even through his smile and charm.
“Welcome, folks, to my little corner of the nation’s first line of defense,” he drawled. “Pardon the dust. General Carter poured her last dimes into some cold fusion pipe dream down the road before retiring. Me? I’m just holding down the carpet—until tomorrow, that is.”
Inside, the SGC silo sprawled, a steel cavern of of silence. Dust cloaked the Stargate’s massive ring, its ramp covered in cobwebs, panels in the control room flickering with the faint glow of a bygone era.
“The brass have had enough,” he growled. “Command’s rolling in at 0600 to shutter this place for good. Aliens are knocking on our door, and those suits are hiding behind the couch, clutching their ...budgets.”
He clapped his hands, and grinned, a rogue glint in his eye. “Funding? Zilch. Backup? Not a prayer. Amenities? You’d be better off trying to find services on a Utah county road. What I DO have is a TEMU earth mover hooked to a ma’tok power cell and 50 tons of MREs to keep your bellies full. I’m digging deep—$500 from my own pocket for each of you. Hit Wally Whirl, grab drones, shovels, whatever junk you think will help you. Time’s a thief, and he’s sprinting—buy your gear, report back by 1000.
Maybourne leaned in, his face a map of scars and resolve, voice dropping to a conspirator’s whisper. “Wealth and tech beyond your wildest dreams wait out there—naquadah veins, alien gadgets, and the chance to save Earth in the boot! I’ve done the legwork, scouted some worlds for your forward base. Picture this:”
He swept a hand, painting the scenes.

>“A barren, craggy world, storms howling like banshees, lightning splitting the sky. Torrential rains. Breathable? Sure. Clean sterile water aplenty. But not a blade of grass to chew—defensible, though, and ruins glint near the gate.”

>“Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice.”

>”Then there’s a grassy alpine valley, meadows rolling under a crisp sky, no souls, and no ruins. It’s the safest bet, but forage is slim unless you haul livestock through the gate! I’ll have a time explaining THAT to NORAD…”

“No sugarcoating, gentlemen—this is a one-way ticket. I don’t know when I’ll get the gate again—It could be years. I’m no spring chicken; I could keel over tomorrow, my ticker can’t even keep time anymore. I’ve got contingencies—someone’ll come for you, I swear it—but this mission’s a gauntlet. Perils aplenty, but also power, knowledge, and Earth’s last hope. Midnight, we dial. And save the world—or die trying!”
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We Need Milk And Cigarettes QM ID: dX6kiwce
5/30/2025, 10:11:22 PM No.6250563
>What to do
Come up with a character idea and literally post a $500 shopping list from walmart or amazon on what you'd bring to an off-world endurance mission with no known relief date. I'd like questers to roleplay among themselves to make for a more fulfilling game. I will be providing multiple choices as per tradition, but don't feel beholden to them. Even if everyone else wants to do something else, controlling your own character means you can take your ball and go to another planet and I'll work with it.
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Saki's Teacher ID: z+No+cXh
5/31/2025, 6:58:32 AM No.6250814
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md5: 50b7f8375b7636e1255c6f94db6be2a3🔍
>>6250563
I'll join any quests as long as it lets me play with my character desu but I don't care about the grocery list. Could you make one for me instead? Or maybe find an easier system that doesn't filter potential players.
>>6250563
Saki:
She's a kind, pure and innocent maiden but men always try to take advantage of her. That's why she expects to find new non perverted friends in alien worlds.
>“Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice.”
I prefer the first option because it reminds me to the "Mountains of Madness" but this one is probably better suited for my character.
Anonymous ID: F4kiNmof
6/3/2025, 5:59:34 AM No.6252165
>>6250563
Neat idea, I'll need a sec to come up with a shopping list.

Jack Price

"We will need long term supplies and I think I can be the guy to help. I don't mind doing some digging and gardening, I can cook a little as well. "

I assume we will have some basic training for combat, but if not I'll probably want to work on the character's aim. Otherwise main thought for the character is not a master of farming, but did it as a hobby and learn basic survival. Since we never know if we will get stuck on the other side of a gate.
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Anonymous ID: F4kiNmof
6/3/2025, 7:18:04 AM No.6252198
>>6252165
DDOUT 550 Paracord Rope 200ft, 4mm Thin Tactical Parachute Cord for Climbing, Camping, Tent, Clothsline, Survival Utility Rope
$15.39

16 * 10 inch Cooling Rack for Baking, BBQ Grill Mesh Metal BBQ Barbecue Grill Grilling Mesh Wire Cooking Net Outdoor,Barbecue Grilled Grid【Silver】
$5.98

Forged Adze Pick, Weeding Mattock Hoe, Pick Axe 15-Inch, One Piece Intact Drop Forged, Plastic Coated Fiberglass Handle, 1.4LB
$18.99

Konokyo 32 oz Insulated Water Bottle Stainless Steel Sport Bottles with 3 Lids,Macaron Green
$10.92

Stecoeico Campfire Tripod, Camping Tripod For Cooking. Upgraded Legs Lock Tripod Stand For Dutch Oven Tripod. Heavy Duty Campfire Cooking Equipment. Sturdy Tripod…
$23.99

Sahara Sailor Survival Axe, Camping Folding Shovel with Hatchet with Large Shovel Head and 1.6-3.1 Ft Extented Handles, High Carbon Steel Survival Gear Equipment, Storage…
$45.99

Stansport Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Cook Set 6 Piece Set (16903)
$49.19


55 Vegetable Seeds Variety Pack - 35,600+ Non-GMO Heirloom Seeds for Planting Vegetables and Fruits in Individual Seed Packets, Home Garden Seeds for Hydroponic, Indoor and Outdoors Gardening55 Vegetable Seeds Variety Pack - 35,600+ Non-GMO Heirloom Seeds for Planting Vegetables and Fruits in Individual Seed Packets, Home Garden Seeds for Hydroponic, I…
$29.99

Sirius: Pre-Packed Bug Out Bag - 72 Hour Kit for 2 People - Bugout Backpack Survival Kit - Premium 50L Go Bag Tactical Backpack - Essential Bug Out Gear - Upgraded Survival…
$299.97

For $500.41, if I can't beg for .41¢ I will reduce the rope I think.
Anonymous ID: F4kiNmof
6/3/2025, 7:25:21 AM No.6252203
>>6250562
>“Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice.”

The people could be good if we have some talkers or with luck we can trade MREs for items.
Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/3/2025, 7:46:30 AM No.6252208
Ratbas
Ratbas
md5: b66be344ba8b79f1e451524157760a99🔍
>>6250562
>Forest Biome
"Cheese Louise, what a mission! We'd cheddar prepare carefully!"

>Character: Rat Bastard--A giant talking rat with a love of cheese and cigars.
>Shopping List:
>Parmesan Cheese Block 20 lb (1/4 Wheel) ($299)
>Honduran Factory Corojos (Bundle of 50 Cigars) ($168)
>43 Inch Extendable Cattle Prod, Waterproof Electric Livestock Prod ($32.99--what a steal!)
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Anonymous ID: F4kiNmof
6/3/2025, 7:08:32 PM No.6252343
After checking some cost, I hope we are given a side arm or like a P90.

>>6252208
We will need to find a new source of milk if we want to keep cheese in supply. I could reduce the amount of rope and grab some tobacco seeds.
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Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/3/2025, 7:56:39 PM No.6252359
>>6252343
Hey, where there's milk, there's cheese! And don't worry, Jackie Boy, this stuff'll keep for months!
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Jack Price ID: F4kiNmof
6/4/2025, 12:34:00 AM No.6252494
>>6252359
True!

I wonder if we can charge your Cattle Prod with the Ma’tok power cell? I picked up a solar battery as a back up for the little things. If we are lucky the radio I got will pick up some signals. If not I got us a deck of cards to help pass the time.
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Saki's Teacher ID: QPNIahXV
6/4/2025, 12:56:36 AM No.6252503
I doubt OP is still here though. Maybe the next multiplayer...
Anonymous ID: DVFw/YtB
6/4/2025, 4:02:32 PM No.6252803
>>6250562
>“Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice.”

>>6250563
Nate Kelly
>Waterproof Binocular with Low Light Vision
$27,53
>21-Inch Machete with Shoulder Strap Sheath
$42,16
>Axe & Machete Sharpener
$11,79
>2 Person Camping Tent with Rain Fly and Carrying Bag
$23,95
>Sleeping Bag for Adult
$25,99
>Shakespeare Micro Spinning Rod
$19,99
>Amazon Basics Camping Chair
$28,63
>GPX Portable Cassette Player, Compatible With Headphone, 3.54 x 1.57 x 4.72 Inches, Red/Black (CAS337B) Black/Red
$17,99
>Journey: Greatest Hits
$7,95
>Greatest Hits by Elton John
>$20,95
>Beats urBeats3 Earphones with 3.5 mm Plug - Black
$19,99
>Camping Shovel
$9,99
>330 Piece First Aid Kit, Premium Waterproof Compact Trauma Medical Kit
$45,99
>Thermos
$13,29
>2-Pack 7 Gallon Potato Grow Bags
$12,33
>Goldrush Seed Potato
$1
>Rainbow Carrot Seeds for Planting Heirloom Packets 750 Seed
$5,98
>Rainbow Beet Seeds for Planting
$4,98
>Small Sugar Pumpkin Seeds for Planting
$4,98
>Survival Garden Seeds - Japanese Hulless Popcorn Seed for Planting - 5 Packs
$11.98
>Cold Steel Big Bore .625 Blowgun
$57.85
>Big Bore Blowguns .625 Mini Broad Head Dart 50 ct
$21,99
>MaxxHaul 50227 3/8" x 50 Ft Diamond Braided Rope Extra Strength
$9,99
>Gerber Gear Suspension-NXT 15-in-1 EDC Multi tool
$34,59
>Winged Bean Seeds
$13,99
>Pink Himalayan Salt, Coarse Grain, Refill Grinders - 2 lbs
$7,25

Total $498,03 some entertainment, some tools, some simple weapons, some sources for additional food, basic necessities like a first aid kit and a source of salt
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Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/4/2025, 4:07:07 PM No.6252806
>>6252803
Now that's a gouda kit if I ever saw one! You're alright, Nate! Keep up that go-getterness and I might just invite ya' ta' share a cigar!
>>6252494
Oh yea, didn't think of that. I was gonna hook it up to a potato battery until I remembered we don't got no potatoes around here... good lookin' out, Jackie Boy
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Nate Kelly ID: DVFw/YtB
6/4/2025, 6:42:46 PM No.6252852
>>6252806
We should have potatoes after about a few months
Anonymous ID: yfI6nJUO
6/4/2025, 11:58:36 PM No.6252934
This is my signal to start my own quest I suppose.
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Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/5/2025, 12:05:32 AM No.6252936
>>6252934
Who da' heck is YOU an' whaddaya' doin' in our briefing room!? Call yourself Parmesan, kid, because youse' is about ta' be SHREDDED!
Saki's Teacher ID: QPNIahXV
6/5/2025, 12:19:29 AM No.6252940
>>6252934
Yes, be the change you want in the world
Anonymous ID: yfI6nJUO
6/5/2025, 1:23:58 AM No.6252952
Are you still wanting to do an offsite indefinite mission?
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Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/5/2025, 1:26:00 AM No.6252955
>>6252952
Well uh, if ya' wanted ta' station us at da' Tillamook Cheese Factory I certainly wouldn't be complainin'...
Anonymous ID: yfI6nJUO
6/5/2025, 1:40:20 AM No.6252962
Load your stuff into whatever bags or vehicles you can get or have. If you can locate the new departure site on your own, you'll get promotion points.
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Jack Price ID: F4kiNmof
6/5/2025, 2:13:35 AM No.6252972
>>6252934
Oh!

>>6252952
Up to you boss.
Rat Bastard ID: nKCihJi7
6/5/2025, 2:23:46 AM No.6252975
>>6252962
It's in Sector Gamma, ain't it? It's ALWAYS in Sector Gamma!
Anonymous ID: qkeyn+Lk
6/9/2025, 6:16:03 AM No.6255413
Very interesting premise & setting, shame you got a bunch of weird namefag replies (albeit the rat one is funny). Same QM as Task Force Vanguard, or did one of you just take the other's idea & voterbase?
>ALPINE
The Vrilya await...
Rajesh pindu ID: vKlZPnsb
6/14/2025, 3:15:38 AM No.6257870
500$ = 43,000 rupees
Shoping of amazon.in
SAS Survival guide 300
Reusable firestarter 300
Pocket Multi tool 500
2 Paracord barcelet (for style) 300/600
Lifestraw mini filter 1,600
A shoping cart 5,200
Urban 27 mountain bike 6,500
180 bottles of Commander BE Safe pepper spray 27,000
200 mini fridge magnet 1,000

>“Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice.”
Replies: >>6269338
Anonymous ID: WuJSUEkZ
7/3/2025, 12:32:55 PM No.6269338
>>6257870
ask me how I know you're Gujarati
Anonymous ID: WuJSUEkZ
7/3/2025, 1:39:06 PM No.6269355
>Or a forested biome, thick with pines and shadows, streams gurgling, but smoke was in the distance suggesting habitation. Who knows if they’ll shake your hand or slit your throat? Forage aplenty, but a populated world’s a roll of the dice
>4x MRE Genuine USGI Individual MRE [Meal, Ready to Eat] Inspection Date 01/2024 or Newer - You Choose Menu - Complete Ration with Entree, Snacks, Dessert, Drink Mix, Utensils, Condiments and FRH. in a mix of flavors. $56
CXYARY 6 Pack Emergency Mylar Thermal Blanket, 84” x 52” Space Blankets, Emergency Thermal Blanket Space Rescue Survival Gear Camping for Outdoors, Hiking, Camping Survival $6
Fundamentals of General, Organic, and Biological Chemistry (6th Edition) $25 used
The Organic Chem Lab Survival Manual: A Student's Guide to Techniques $56 used
Inspire Black Nitrile Gloves HEAVY DUTY 6 Mil Nitrile Chemical Resistant Medical Cooking Cleaning Disposable Black Gloves $17
HQRP Clear Tint UV Protective Safety Glasses Goggles for Lab Chemistry courses Science class in School High School College Laboratory work etc. $9
Reusable Respirators Half Facepiece Cover - ANUNU Paint Respirator with Filters Against Dust Organic Vapors Gas Sawdust For Paint Epoxy Resin Welding Chemical Woodworking $16
MESTEK Infrared Thermometer Gun, Non Contact Digital Laser Thermometer Temperature Gun with Color LCD for Cooking, Home Repairs, Humidity Measurement, Adjustable Emissivity -58°F to 1472°F(-50~800°C) $40
Digital pH Meter pH TDS EC Meter for Hydroponic Solution pH and EC Meter with LCD Display TDS Water Tester pH PPM Meter for DWC Setup Aeroponic $24
YARKOR Wine Filter 24 Packs, Stops Red Wine Headaches Nausea, Wine Allergy Sensitivity Prevention. Reducing The Excess Levels of Tannin Acid and Other Proteins $20
QWORK Triple Beam Mechanical Balance, 2610g/0.1g Lab Analytical Weight Set, Triple Beam Scale with Zero Adjustment Knob, No Need Battery $55
Ackers High Borosilicate Glass 250 ML (8 Oz, 1 Cup) Measuring Cup,V-Shaped Spout,Glass Measuring for Kitchen or Restaurant,Easy to Read various sizes x4 $36
20W Portable Generator Manual Power Supply for Camping Off-grid Emergency Backup Hand Crank USB Charger $38
USB Electric Auto-Siphon Self Priming Pump for Bottling, Home Brew Wine,Beer,Mead,Beverages and Kombucha,DC 5v Mini water Transfer Pump Kit,2LPM No Mess Leak,6FT Silicone Tube,Low Noise $16
USB Rechargeable Portable Aerator Fish Tank with Digital Thermometer, Battery Powered Silent Air Pump Aquarium Bubbler for Bait Bucket 2.5w, Fishing Oxygen Pumps for Outdoor, Power Outages $16
2M Flexible Silicone Airline Tubing for Aquariums Terrariums Hydroponics Green Durable and Reliable Air Tubing Fits Standard Outlets for Efficient Water Movement $9
TIBROMTACK Platinized Titanium Anode Mesh 1"x4" Electrolytic Mesh with Platinum Coating Jewelry Plater Tool with Handle $30
GQ GMC-300S Digital Nuclear Radiation Detector $68
Dagacci Medical Uniform 35" Unisex Lab Coat White XS to 2XL $22

Jack Green, but Doc is fine
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Anonymous ID: WuJSUEkZ
7/3/2025, 2:08:10 PM No.6269364
>>6269355
ah shit
DIYMAG Strong Magnets 35Pcs 0.98x0.2Inch Fridge Refrigerator Magnet for Crafts with Adhesive Backing Magnetic Small Black Button Ceramic Circle Craft Round Heavy Duty Adhesive Neodymium Whiteboard $12

if there's any money left over maybe we can pool resources and buy a real generator