At the heart of the enemy base, when you felt you were cornered into an uncomfortable situation, you went straight to the boss and challenged him… to a Go-Kart Race. Since they began, Flame Duels have been all over the place, and this one is no exception. And what puts it over the edge is the rest of the competition. You’re not in a 1-on-1 duel with Jielun, but a full race with 8 participants — and all of them are your allies in what feels like the luckiest coincidence ever. To be fair, some were orchestrated; most of them were not.

It’s You, Jielun (your target), Vera, Aurora, Nina, Constance, Suan De, and Jesse. What an odd group.

Still, spiritually, your sole opponent is Jielun. The only objective is to beat him and no one else. Everyone else is here for flavor, or to make the race more fun! Esperanza’s flying referee was ordered to make this both entertaining and efficient. Probably all inspired by your feedback during the Tournament at the Bubble Dimension.

With no previous experience behind the tiny wheel, you’ll play it slowly to understand the vehicle’s nuances.

“Welcome, everybody, to the EXTREME… Go-Kart Racing! Codename’s Crossbill, and I’ll be commentating alongside the ever-trustworthy but totally unprepared, Clutz!” Crossbill enthusiastically starts the broadcast.

“Huh? Are we streaming this?” Vortexia is utterly confused.

“And also… this woman we found waiting outside the van!” Crossbill points at Kushi. “Why did you let her in? Was she eating some trash and you felt bad or something?”

“What is this? What are we watching on this tiny screen? Is this some kind of… video game?” Kushi sounds disgusted.

“She’s the ally Mr. Noon recruited. Like the whole thing with the cake.” Clutz explains. “I’m not entirely sure if it’s a good move, but I told her who we are.”

“And I’m here to help, I suppose.” Kushi doesn’t know if she can do much at this point.

“Oh, I imagined her older. Being such a grump and all.” Crossbill chuckles.

“Watch your tongue, woman.” Kushi didn’t like that.

“Let’s do this over. I’m Crossbill, Phil Noon’s bestie. Nice to meet ya.” Crossbill extends her hand for a handshake..

“Bestie? Like in best friend?” Kushi raises an eyebrow.

“Mhm, we’re so tight, he helped me escape prison.” Crossbill laughs.

“You keep mentioning that, and I’m beginning to think that it’s not a joke.” Vortexia wants definitive lore.

>>6256338 (OP)

“When did I say it’s a joke?” Crossbill sounds perplexed.

“It’s outlandish and revolting to believe.” Kushi retorts.

“Yeah, that, but way nicer.” Vortexia agrees.

“It’s true like my name is Crossbill!” Crossbill swears it.

“...But it’s not.” Vortexia frowns.

“Race is about to begin! You can hear them revving up those engines!” Crossbill ignores her co-commentator.

“You know, I’m the navigator, I should be the lead.” Vortexia is realizing her spotlight is being stolen…

“I said the race is beginning! Pay attention!” Crossbill will NOT give up her post.

It’s true, the race is about to begin… You’re on your tiny go-kart right in the back. The spots were chosen randomly, and Jielun is at the front — likely because they needed to somehow hamper you from having all your friends here.

Regardless, the countdown begins…

You’ll learn the ropes as you go, but you wonder how your friends will do… the winner might expect you to kiss them… Or not. Jesse wants none of it.

(QM Note: Again, you only need to beat Jielun to win the duel. You don’t need to win the race.)

Which one of your friends will be in the lead? (Basically, pick a character you want to boost in the standings.)

>Vera.
>Aurora.
>Constance.
>Nina.
>Suan De.
>Jesse.
>No One. You’re going to win and hug the spotlight forever and ever.
>Write In.

(Photo Album cover, so that you can understand the mess from earlier. Don't expect this shit again for #300.)

>>6256344
>>Constance.

>>6256344
>>Suan De.
Something tells me Suan De is a mean driver.

>>6256344
>Suan De

>>6256344
>Constance.

>>6256344
>Suan De.

The green light has been given! The race has started!

“Cameras ready?! Spotlight on me! Let’s make some drama!” Jielun shouts as he accelerates. First place is secured for the time being.

But his orders fall on deaf ears, as Suan De immediately smashes her car into Jesse’s, driving it into the wall, then smoothly swerves away like nothing happened. To say Jesse is speechless will be an understatement. And he’s not the only one; everyone believes this is quite brutal.

“Swat him like a fly, woah…” Crossbill knows her job is not to be speechless.

“J-Jesse isn’t hurt, right?” Vortexia gets worried.

“I don’t think he can be, so relax, and enjoy watching the person you are concerned about being annihilated onto the wall over and over again.” Crossbill reassures.

“Hmm? But Chief Noon is moving ahead steadily. He must find a way to lead soon.” Kushi wants you to take the crown.

That’s the good thing about playing it safe. You’re no one’s target! You dodge all explosions with ease! And with how you’re performing, you’re gaining ground. Seems it’s a bumpy kind of race, and — in very video game fashion — there are items to throw, and you can employ your own abilities.

“Oh! No wonder you invited us over. This is like that one video game we played, Constance!” Nina is realizing why the mummy wanted her to try this.

“Mhm! Esperanza made us try it before it went live, and when I did, I couldn’t wait to show it to everyone.” Constance smiles. “It’s really different when you drive!”

“I wonder if this is the type of game Susie plays with her big googles all day. I couldn’t get enough of this if I was her.” Nina is thinking about the mean kitty’s VR set.

“Wait! You can play this somewhere else?! Woah! That’d be so fun!” Rora is surprised.

“Enough chit-chat, everyone. We all need to focus on stomping Dino-boy. I don’t know why he’s Dino-boy, and I refuse to learn why!” Vera rallies the troops.

“But it’s Johnny’s duel… We shouldn’t intervene like that!” Constance doesn’t believe this is fair.

“Connie, I think you’re at the appropriate age to learn about the benefits of having a gray morality.” Vera wants to corrupt the youth.

“Ms. Cherrikano, please, don’t poison Constance’s mind.” Nina doesn’t like what Vera is doing.

“If she ain’t toxic at this point, she won’t be! You never grow out of being a nice gal!” Aurora speaks from experience with her sisters.

“Yeah, Ame was always evil…” You look down.

>>6256464
“Can we not have a casual conversation in the middle of a race?! I need you all to focus!” Vera feels like everyone is too chill for the circumstances. To be fair, Nina and Constance are here to enjoy themselves.

“Then I’ll go ahead!” Constance easily goes through the booster and leaves you all in the dust.

“Guess there’s no plan. Johnny, don’t hesitate to call if you need a hand. I know I’d give you my entire limb if needed.” Vera says, as you all continue racing as normal.

“Chef! There’s no tension in this scene! When are you going to show up?!” Jielun shouts from the lead. Suan De and Constance are trailing behind closely…

You’re literally in the middle of the pack in 4th place. The first half of lap 1 is over. It’s a 3 lap race.

You have mastered the essence of driving. Rolls should be much easier now.

What do you do? (All the rolls are best of 5.)

>Boost to the Lead. [Normal Roll]
>Keep Jesse in last place for no good reason. [Easy Roll]
>Match Jielun’s pace to overcome him. [Easy Roll]
>Write In.

Who gets a boost now?

>Suan De.
>Constance.
>Vera.
>Aurora.
>Nina.
>Jesse.
>No one.

>>6256465

I forgot the pic with the standings!

>>6256465
>Match Jielun’s pace to overcome him. [Easy Roll]
>Aurora.

>>6256470
This

>>6256470
>>6256472

Time to roll, lads! 1d100, best of 5!

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>6256479
Here goes...

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>6256479

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6256479

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>6256479
rolling

You pick up the pace and try to get to Jielun, you surf through Constance and Suan De to get there — but they don’t lose ground, and it becomes a tight pack of four led by the dinosaur. The mafiosi has lost all the ground a clear road got him, his decision-making is questionable — he spent much of his effort blocking Suan De and Constance’s way just to be a nuisance.

Once you distract Jielun Zexian with your overbearing presence, it wouldn’t surprise you if Suan De and Constance overcame him with ease. They are quite skilled drivers!

Not too far behind come Rora and Vera! The big Dewitt sister is quite lucky and has gotten a bunch of booster items — and her luck is not running out. Vera is pissed. Honestly, the item selection is quite dry. You only get Oil traps, Missile-likes, Plain boosters, and a magnets to bring you closer to your opponents! This is not the regular Go-Kart game you were expecting! It’s actually balanced! It sucks!

“Jesse and Nina aren’t performing well…” Vortexia laments. “At least Mr. Noon is up ahead! He really picks up things with ease.”

“As he should. No associate of mine should strive for less than first place!” Kushi wants you to over-perform.

“Game is half luck though! Look at our competitor Rora going up places despite being a wall-kisser! She likes smooching that much! I’ve seen it! Tongue and all!” Commentator Crossbill remarks. “It’s a tight race, girls. All four are hugging the lead! But I don’t think our Hollywood guy is a star performer.”

“He’s a show-off when he gets going. Likes to annoy only for attention. He may be sandbagging.” Kushi has nothing but disdain in her body!

“Risky move, let’s see if it pays off.” Crossbill nods. “What else can you tell us about Mr. Zexian?”

“Why bother? I’m certain he’ll babble it all himself any moment now. There, Chef Noon has caught up to him.” Kushi crosses her arms.

“C’mon, Noon… Snap his neck!” Vortexia is praying for you!

As the girls explained, you’re head to head with Jielun, each second has a new frontrunner between you two...

“Not shabby, not shabby, Chef! I was waiting for you!” Jielun remarks.

“Waiting? In a race? Are you stupid?” You raise an eyebrow.

“You’re not the one who gets shy in front of the camera! Bravo, Chef! But today’s menu is on me, and I’ll serve you defeat!” Jielun smashes his kart onto yours, you challenge back, and both clash in the middle! “Hey, this is the bit where I overwhelm you in dramatic fashion! Don’t you know how to construct a scene?!”

“I like taking creative licenses both in acting and in the kitchen.” You adjust your glasses while driving.

>>6256545

“Then how about a change in staging?!” Jielun slows down to avoid colliding with you, then accelerates further to surpass you. “Oh. Wait. It’s the usual! Me at the helm! I’m quite fond of the classics! HaHaHa!”

“You and your trite way of talking…” Suan De laments right behind you.

“Ms. Sour! The only dragon known for hoarding Ls! Came here to add another for your pile?!” Jielun laughs his ass off.

“…” Suan De bumps him from the back.

“Thanks for the bump! Still as predictable as a romance story, babe!” Jielun stands up and starts dancing. “See, Chef? This is how you react properly! Stick to the script that I paid someone to write, and let yourself enjoy the show!”

“Wait, you don’t write your own crap?!” You feel cheated.

“I’m an investor! A producer! The man with the budget! I make money rain and harvest film! I’m the electricity of the building! More movies happen thanks to me than any film director, Chef!” Jielun sits back down. “And I like when the direction is flawless. So match your wardrobe, fall in place, and be an extra!”

“Stop being mean to everyone.” Constance wants to overcome this cocky man!

Jielun is leading the race… but barely at this point. He’s going to be surpassed any moment now by either Constance or Suan De. Aurora is fast approaching, too, and Vera is not far behind. The rest, though…

>>6256546


Lap 2 has begun!

What now?!

>Fuck it. Use Philonune to push Jielun off his Kart. [Normal Roll]
>Cleanly surpass Jielun and mock him. [Easy Roll]
>Jielun likes to be annoying? Well, you’ll be the rock in his way! Block him from moving forward! [Easy Roll]
>Write In.

Who gets a boost?!

>Vera.
>Aurora.
>Constance.
>Nina.
>Suan De.
>Jesse ‘Snail’s pace’ Rosenberg.
>No one.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6256547
>>Cleanly surpass Jielun and mock him. [Easy Roll]
>Nina crashes into Jessie on accident but everyone believes in was it was intentional

>>6256547
>Jielun likes to be annoying? Well, you’ll be the rock in his way! Block him from moving forward! [Easy Roll]
>Nina
One of the drivers in the back eight finds a shortcut on accident and moves up a spot.

>>6256547
>>Cleanly surpass Jielun and mock him. [Easy Roll]
>Nina.

>>6256552
>>6256651
>>6256880

We're going to try to surpass Jielun and mock him. Please, Roll 1d100, best of 5!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>6256909
Eat shit baby

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>6256909

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>6256909

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>6256909
>>6256918
OH NO!

>>6256909
Would an edit of your picture change your mind about that 1 >>6256918 rolled, OP?

>>6256926
Kek!

>>6256926
Don't worry! There are no Crit Fails anymore! I don't want to create an environment that discourages people from participating.

>>6256955
Forgot to say, very nice edit!

>>6256955
>>6256957
I remember that you've mentioned that before at the start of most of the threads, but it wasn't here for this one, and I assumed that this would be a different situation since it's a game. Good to know!

Also, glad to hear you liked the edit!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>6256909
Alright guys, check this out.

You’re going to show this arrogant producer what your kart is made of. With a foot deep on the pedal, you twist the steering wheel to catch a hint of the booster pad — and accelerate at a great speed to surpass Jielun with ease! All for trying to disrupt everyone else’s flow. Now, he’s not only eating your dirt, but also Suan De and Constance’s! The distance between you four continues to be minuscule, so it’s no time to celebrate yet.

“They’re shifting places as fast as I can blink, ladies! And I don’t know if that’s healthy for them or for me! I should check with a specialist instead of projecting my issues during work time. But racing doesn’t wait for anybody!” Crossbill narrates.

“Noon blazes through the ranks, and now he’s leading! But he’s not the only one gaining ground, Nina has found a special shortcut by accident, and she’s going up the stream!” Vortexia sounds super happy about this. “I’d love to say that for Jesse, though… but he’s dead last…”

“Again, you’re concerned for those left behind. Who watches a race to see who gets last?” Kushi doesn’t get Clutz’s insistence to narrate the entire race.

“My uncle did, but because he never bet right...” Vortexia prays for whoever this person is. It doesn’t sound like they’re blood-related.

“Can you clue us in as to why you work for Jielun. Did he hire you through a catering agency?” Crossbill doubts it, but she gives her an out. The interview segment is back on.

“He’s a prestigious film producer who's a regular at the place I work. I convinced him to give an acting opportunity to a close acquaintance of mine in exchange for preparing meals for him on special occasions. It’s later when his real attitude started to shine, but I must admit he has been nothing but stellar on his promises.” Kushi explains.

“In the entertainment business, that’s beyond rare.” Vortexia is pleasantly surprised.

“But back to real entertainment that makes your heart pound nonstop!” Crossbill wants everyone to pay attention to the race.

As narrated by the commentator booth, you’re leading, with Jielun, Constance, and Suan De close behind…

“Hey, that was way easier than I thought!” You begin mocking Jielun. “You sure I’m just an extra? Maybe I can get a recurring role.”

“Movies are one and done! Sequels besmirch the medium with their cheap cash grabs, and questionable raises to ‘established’ stars.” Jielun is more offended by the fact that you want to get paid fairly than him losing ground. “But as far as setbacks go, this is just part of the three-act structure! The hero’s journey, and this is the fall! All part of the plan to make my rise even sweeter! And you, Chef, you’re doing your part well enough for an odd casting choice!”

“Still clinging to the idea that you can win, Dino Boy?” Suan De surpasses Jielun too!

>>6257013

“It's the winner's mentality, Suan De-feat! Even the most incompetent script writer can find a way out of this story hurdle!” Jielun shouts back, despite being irked by the fact that you’re not the only one he’s dealing with.

“Hmm, maybe you can’t get out of this one!” Constance overcomes Jielun too!

“Cinema is as close as perfection can be! A tiny mishap being the end of all will cause the audience to riot. And as a producer, I’d never greenlight it.” Jielun remarks as he’s not doing so hot anymore.

“Don’t underestimate people!” Constance disagrees that you’re a minuscule challenge.

“Yeah, we’re taking this story in another direction. One where a random chef beats our main guy. As they say, reality is stranger than fiction.” You smirk.

“Then I’m pulling out all the funding, and making it a story worth investing in!” Jielun shouts back.

“Hey, everyone! These things go really fast if you get lucky with the items! I went like a rocket!” Aurora appears with a smile on her face! “Oh, and, uh, Phil! Sorry about kissing you if you get first stuff if you’re not into it; but if you are, I’d love to kiss you again!”

“Woah, I found a lucky shortcut, you need to boost to reach it — so keep that in mind!” Nina appears right next to Rora! “Wait, what are we talking about here?”

“It’d be nice to be with you all! If only I would get half decent items!!!” Vera shouts from way behind.

Jesse is too far back to say or hear anything. You can feel him seething, though.

>>6257014


You’re in the middle of Lap 2, and normally, this is where things start to get complicated for the hero of the movie — but this ain’t cinema!

You’ll stay clear in the top 3 above Jielun for a bit…

How do you respond to Rora?

>Accept the kiss thing only for the winner.
>Tell Rora that you don’t need an excuse to kiss her.
>Decline kissing. You don’t want everyone interested to fight over it.
>Write In.

Your next move?!

>Boost someone else in the standings. (Write-In who.) [Easy Roll]
>Grab a bigger advantage for yourself. Yes, find another shortcut. [Easy Roll]
>Face Jielun in a fair race in the final lap. You alone. 1-on-1. [Normal Roll]
>You have almost everyone here, tell them to smash Jielun out of the race. [Easy Roll]
>Write In.

(Only reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6257015
>Accept the kiss thing only for the winner.
Hm, though choice.

>Grab a bigger advantage for yourself. Yes, find another shortcut. [Easy Roll]

>>6257141
Supporting

>>6257015
>Accept the kiss thing only for the winner.
>Boost someone else in the standings. (Write-In who.) [Easy Roll]
Constance. It’ll be cute to see her win and Rora kiss her like a sister. Plus, I don’t think Jielun would mind as much if she beat us both.

>>6257195
supporting

Damnit... I realize I might be setting up my write-in of Constance to lose with this addition, but...

What's Aurora's trophy girl outfit going to look like?

>>6257015
>>Accept the kiss thing only for the winner.
>Grab a bigger advantage for yourself. Yes, find another shortcut. [Easy Roll]

>>6257141
>>6257185
>>6257195
>>6257219

Taking the kiss and using a shortcut won! Please, roll 1d100, Best of 5!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>6257418

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>6257418

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>6257418
Easy 100

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>6257418

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6257418

The competition has lightened up. Why not chill and reassure Rora that there’s no problem?

“Rora, don’t worry! I don’t mind the kissing stuff, quite the contrary...” You smirk as you adjust your glasses again.

“Oh my god!!! You hear that, everyone?! It’s really on now!” Rora gets a burst of energy that doesn’t directly translate towards her kart going faster because that’d be dumb. “I gotta win!”

“Yeah, I heard!!! Why can’t this piece of junk speed up?! Aaaah!!!” Vera also gets a personal burst of energy that doesn’t give her a speed boost. Now she wishes things were dumber, huh? But they’re not. She’s still 7th.

“And it goes for everyone! Even you two, Suan De, and Nina! Aren’t you excited?!” Rora is super happy for everyone.

“I-I’m his teacher, I c-can’t engage in something like that…!” Nina blushes hard!

“We’re in two different planes of life to even consider it, age gap included.” Suan De isn’t interested.

“Woah! You two are so good at hiding your feelings, I’m kinda jealous!” Rora is in awe. “Like, you two are driving super well now!”

“I-I’ve been an exceptional driver this entire time.” Suan De excuses herself.

“I-I mean, I have to do my best, don’t I…? I wasn’t invited here to be last.” Nina nervously chuckles.

You can hear Jesse’s grumbling noises from here...

“Hmm, I think I’m gonna ask for a big hug for everyone!” Constance feels like everyone needs attention!

“And if I win… I wonder what I’ll ask?” You chuckle.

“Enough! This writer’s room is too cramped for a satisfying ending! Too many artists with trite ideas, and not enough savvy men with a direction! I’ll go with my original vision and style over all of you!” Jielun won’t be ignored much longer.

“...You want to kiss him too?!” Rora didn’t get this.

“There will be no kisses, no hugs, or any of that melodramatic B-Movie nonsense ‘cause this is ending in heartbreak! I don’t put money on bad scripts, this is cinema perfection, and we have a hefty BUDGET!” The criminal mastermind charges forward.

You can’t lose ground now… Wait, you see it! A shortcut…! A different one from Ms. Nina ‘I don’t accept shortcuts in my classes’ Uccelli! A large pipe!

>>6257629

Back at the van, the commentators are discussing what's currently happening…

“Even though Jielun surpassed Noon, our boy found a secret shortcut!” Crossbill announces.

“J-Jielun violently swerves back and gets into it as well, even without a boost! He didn’t land pretty, and lost some ground — but he’s trailing on the right route behind Mr. Noon! He still has a chance!” Vortexia is impressed by the evil man’s abilities.

“That’s the determination of a man who came from nothing. Thank the stars, Noon is a far smoother man than he is.” Kushi gives her flowers too, but doesn’t want to sound like she’s gushing about her boss.

“What’s the story?” Crossbill goes back to the interview time.

“A man who follows the law is destined to stay where they are. No better or no worse. Crime is a vehicle to make his dream come true. That’s… as much as he’s told me. Whatever his story really is, he implied it was unremarkable until he broke his chains.” Kushi says.

“...I’m starting to think you have no idea who this guy really is.” Vortexia feels duped!

“A mask *still* tells a story.” Kushi gets poetic. The other two are unimpressed.

>>6257631

It’s just you and Jielun in the secret tunnel of kart violence! You have a lot of ground between you two, but with the sound echoing on the round walls, you can hear each other talk.

“So, what’s up with you and dinosaurs, Mr. T-Rex?” You admit you’re curious…

“It’s my most beloved symbol of the strength of film! It shows why Cinema is PERFECTION.” Jielun grins. “90 minutes (give or take) of exquisitely assembled fiction with no constraints. That makes you believe in anything. That enriches the soul! No mistakes, no filler, all nonsense cut out. Beautiful from beginning to end! The only artform that achieves Godhood! It cannot be denied! Everyone has a favorite film!”

“What? You sure you got your imagery right?” You raise an eyebrow. Shouldn’t he love a Disk case or something?

“Culture shapes reality! And what better example than the charismatic lizard-folk we believe in than whatever HIDEOUS bird-like creatures Science has moved on to? The REAL dinosaurs will stay forever with us, but science can change its mind! And that’s one of many examples... I just like that movie…!” Jielun keeps it relatively simple…

“Y-You could’ve said the last part, and I would’ve gotten the gist of it…” You point out.

“In a world that has been actively AND undeniably shaped by our thoughts, it’s not enough just to gush about my taste. Cinema has unmatched power, flames are subservient to our whims, and it’s the seventh art that decides what we believe in. Zalieri never despised Wozart, NU isn’t the world’s police, Saraswati and Brahma aren’t the symbol of a perfect monogamous relationship, and Dinosaurs aren’t lizards! But in our thoughts, they are! And most salient point for you, Chef, is… that the Tyrannosaurus rex… is king!”

Jielun throws a bunch of adorable dinosaur plushies that begin rushing towards you like an avalanche! It’s his final attack to stop you from winning!

You have enough advantage that taking all the booster panels on the ground in a row will make you clear this obstacle… But maybe you have more options!

>>6257633

Lap 3 begins with the final bang!

What do you do?!

>Attack the Dino Avalanche! Stop it from affecting everyone else and beat Jielun! Maybe you’ll sacrifice the race in the process. [Easy Roll]
>Cut the Pipe in half with Philonune, and let Jielun fall to his demise. [Normal Roll]
>Go through every booster panel on the ground, and expertly drive out of this one. You’re gonna win this race. [Hard Roll]
>Write In.


Who gets the final boost for the final stretch?!

>Suan De.
>Constance.
>Nina.
>Aurora.
>Jesse. (Cannot win.)
>Vera. (Cannot win.)
>You! You need to win!
>Write In.

(Only reply of the day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6257635
>Attack the Dino Avalanche! Stop it from affecting everyone else and beat Jielun! Maybe you’ll sacrifice the race in the process. [Easy Roll]
>Suan De

>>6257635
>Attack the Dino Avalanche! Stop it from affecting everyone else and beat Jielun! Maybe you’ll sacrifice the race in the process. [Easy Roll]
>Write In.
What are your thoughts on Ghoulzilla?
>Suan De.

>>6257715
What're you going to do if he says it's Goalzilla, not Ghoulzilla?

>>6257641
>>6257715
These

>>6257641
>>6257715
>>6257718
>>6257730

Time to roll, everyone! 1d100, best of 5!

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>6257924

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>6257924

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>6257924

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>6257924

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>6257924

You cannot let this mess interfere with Constance’s fun! Or the others! Flame attacks are legal, but in a game with friends, it feels cheap as hell. You and Philonune will face the Dinosaur Avalanche head on. It’s only fitting that you’re going to be the one who takes Jielun out!

“Jielun is going all in with an item that doesn’t look balanced in the slightest!!! How did this get past playtesting, we will never know!!!” Crossbill is engrossed by the action! “Of course our movie protagonist will come up with the asspull of the century! You hate to see it!”

“...W-What a childish game.” Kushi doesn’t like the attack at all. “Wait, why is he turning around…?!”

“Noon! This is your tempest talking! Give this third-rate flick the bad ending that it deserves, and elevate it to a cult classic! This production will live under your shadow forever, Ihohohoho~!” Vortexia encourages you to do your best!

“Listen to Clutz and stomp his ass, Bestie! Impress the ladies!” Crossbill claps for you.

“...H-He has been listening to us the entire time?” Kushi looks embarrassed! She didn’t mean to talk down to your hobbies!

The commentator team is pulling for you! And like your bestie says, you can’t disappoint them now. You unveil Philonune by your side as the wave of deadly adorable dinos approaches. At the end of the tunnel, you drift sideways without losing control — half of your body facing the approaching destruction. With spear in hand, your partner begins tearing and destroying everything coming close. Weaving through the wool of these weaklings, creates a fluffy blockade with the corpses of the dinosaurs. The large Tyrannosaurus Rex jumps through the forming wall, only to be decapitated by the head of the spear — leaving the final piece necessary to clog the pipe.

Jielun ends up bouncing off the wall of fluff… This shortcut is nothing but a trap now.

“T-This is… This is a production issue! I can’t get through this! Why is it not working…?! Did they cheapen the kart quality?! I hate getting scammed! I’m trying to make art here!!!” Jielun continues trying to smash through the wall to no avail.

“I gotta keep racing, but later, tell me your thoughts on Ghoulzilla!” You say as you steer the wheel back towards the race, after losing some ground.

“Chef, you…! You…!” Jielun smashes his face on his steering wheel. “I sure will. Your performance impressed me! HaHaHa!!!” Jielun knows he has been bested, but won’t dwell on it. You can hear his car turning around…

“Why are you turning back?” That’s… Jesse’s voice. He’s by the other side with Jielun. “WAIT, WHY IS THE WAY BLOCKED?!”

…

>>6258013

The rest of Lap 3 went swimmingly, but you couldn’t overcome the deficit — you sacrificed first place to allow everyone else to have a fair race. Though, using the shortcut allowed you to perform pretty well all things considered. But the person who won was determined not to lose their position…

Congratulations to Suan De for a consistent stellar performance! She won the Esperanza Cup Go-Kart Grand-Prix Edition!

“Congratulations! You’re a speed demon!” Constance claps enthusiastically! “Let’s play again someday!”

“Indeed, this was immensely fun!” Nina totally agrees. “It’s a joy to see you have fun, Suan De!”

“86 bananas. I got 86 bananas!!!” Vera is very salty with her luck. “I didn’t see anyone pulling any of them but me!”

“…” Jesse doesn’t want to talk about bad luck.

“Oh? You can eat that much, Vera?” Rora is pretty surprised. Vera looks back wondering what’s the blonde’s problem. “Anyway, congratulations, Suan De-Winner!”

“Suan De-Winner! First W I’ve seen you collect. One of many future ones, I presume? A redemption arc in the making?” Jielun teases.

“Pretend to play it cool, Dino Boy, but I know you’re seething within.” Suan De seems satisfied enough, like after a long day of work.

>>6258014

“Bwoop.” The Flying Referee gives Suan De a medal. Also, one for Constance for being a great participant (meaning 2nd). Now the jellyfish is pointing at you. “Bwoop.”

“...What is it?” Suan De plays dumb. The Jellyfish aggressively points at you again.

“It’s kissing time!” Rora claps for the winner. “I know you didn’t forget, Suan De! And the little Jellyfish won’t take a no for an answer! And I asked her if I could, like, replace you — but she stung me!”

“Stung us both.” Vera grumbles. You noticed that Nina was stung too...

“Bwop.” The Jellyfish nods.

“In hindsight, I’m glad I didn’t win.” 8th place Jesse copes hard.

“…” Suan De doesn’t see a way out.

“Up to you how we go on about this.” You don’t want to impose.

“I-It’s not like it means anything. It’s just a silly thing. Haha...” Nina throws a bone to the bodyguard.

“Let’s get this done with.” Suan De is ready…

How does this kiss go?

>You passionately kiss each other! Very erotic for the kitty!
>It’s a cute tender kiss. Very romantic!
>You quickly kiss her. Do as demanded.
>Delay this kiss for later. (The Jellyfish will hang out with all of you until it’s delivered.)
>Write In.

>>6258015
>>It’s a cute tender kiss. Very romantic!

>>6258015
>It’s a cute tender kiss. Very romantic!

>>6258015
>It’s a cute tender kiss. Very romantic!

>>6258015
>You quickly kiss her. Do as demanded

Sorry, everyone! Got tired! The post will be delivered tomorrow!

You have never given a kiss to a person you don’t love; if there’s another way to do it, you don’t know it, and you don’t care about it. But one thing is certain, you are always here to please…

Suan De grabs your chin, thinking she should be the one in control, but her hesitation is palpable. Maybe it’s because she’s out of practice, or she has never kissed someone as tall as you are. Whatever the reason is, it made you be proactive, and you were the one who slowly dove into her lips — not without telling her, she can pull out whenever she wants. But your comment doesn’t matter. It’s a long tender kiss between you two… totally lost in the moment… It’s like all the hostility she ever felt for you is gone. But you don’t kid yourself, it’ll be like this as long as this kiss lasts… for now.

What matters here is that you and Suan De had a rare perfect moment…

“Too long. Too intense. Too romantic.” Vera grumbles! The dragon is too dangerous for her liking...

“Is that what Johnny and I looked like…?” Aurora blushes.

“Please, it’s rude to comment when two people are embracing each other.” Nina whispers to the girls to be quiet like Constance.

By Suan De’s hand, the kiss is over…

“How was it?” You smile.

“...You couldn’t make it quick and simple?” Suan De is blushing furiously, she didn’t hate it.

“Can’t miss my chance.” You wink. It was all up to her.

“Just don’t overthink it, this is as far as it’ll go…” Suan De is trying to make you think there was no spark between you. She’s that shy, but not shy enough to lose her chance either.

“Sure.” You smile and don’t push the issue. Everyone gets closer after the honors were dealt, with one exception.

“...Sounds like the dragon has been tamed.” Jielun says from afar, not invested in what’s happening. Your winner stares daggers at him. He responds by hiding behind a wall of dinosaur plushies.

“I’m so jealous!” Rora has mixed feelings about what she saw.

“You were very cute together! I hope you have a long, prosperous relationship!” Constance sees marriage in your future.

“Sorry, Constance, it meant nothing. It was the foolish prize we’re forced to take.” Suan De feels more embarrassed now trying to be nice to the little girl. “And this happened because this woman is incapable of flirting effectively.” She blames Rora.

>>6258434

“H-Hey, that’s harsh! I really thought I could win...” Rora doesn’t like being called out like that!

“Bwoop. Bwoop.” The Flying Referee admits that you’d be stung if the kiss was too short. You wonder why this rule is so specific.

“He’s marrying me anyway.” Vera corrects the Volleyball head.

“Uhm…” Constance hasn’t seen you two kissed, though.

“Hmm…” Jesse is skeptical too. “...You got a lot of competition.” He glares at everyone around. Everyone. Nina and Suan De feel more called out than anyone.

“These little girls are doubting me, honey. Embrace me now!” Vera is ready to get on your lips.

“E-Enough of long and passionate kisses, behave yourself.” Nina stops Vera from getting closer.

“Yeah, it, like, cheapens Suan De’s prize! And she really fought hard for it like all of us!” Rora agrees. The winner stares daggers at her.

“T-T-That’s not my point at all…!” Nina is in shock.

“Then let me go, you swine!” Vera shouts.

“Please, calm down, everyone. No more insults.” You say. “The Flying Referee wants to end this segment, but you’re being too noisy.”

“W-We have to talk about this later.” Nina wants to meet. “Your attitude leaves a lot to be desired, Ms. Cherrikano.”

“Y-You can’t hurt me outside the boundaries of your institution…” Vera doesn’t like being in trouble.

“Ugh, this is so disappointing. I’ll be waiting at your apartment when you’re done with whatever you are doing.” Jesse will be patient.

“Goodbye, everyone! We’ll see each other later! It was really fun!” Constance waves goodbye. You do the same and smile.” Bye, Mr. Dino Movie!”

Jielun laughs.

“See ya! Kisses for everyone! We’ll talk soon!” Rora grabs everyone she can for a big hug.

“…” Suan De doesn’t say a word but pets Constance.

“N-No, wait, Noon — I need to say something to them…!” Vortexia wants to speak to some of the participants, but...

“Bwoop, bwoop.” The Flying Referee warps everyone back to where they were…

…

>>6258436

You’re back at the secret home theater… The heist continues. Kinda. Jielun is forced to comply with your demands. Tension is at an all-time low for this mission. Your navigator team congratulates you on a victory well fought. Crossbill snuck back into the building during the celebrations in case you needed her for something. You don’t know for what, but, hey, you won’t complain about more helping hands!

“Here’s an extra gift.” Jielun throws the Koggig Sequel Box at you. “Enjoy it, Chef.” He sits down beside you and puts another movie on the large screen. Eyes glued on it.

“Huh, thanks? You’re giving this to me?” You’re extra surprised.

“All yours. This collection will face its tragic end after I hand over the scroll.” Jielun has a bittersweet laugh.

“And you won’t try to salvage this one? I thought the Koggig saga was your favorite.” You wonder.

“It was the Old man’s, err, my mentor’s favorite. I love all good films equally.” Jielun says. It’s likely an understandable mix-up that the key to the Scroll was Jielun’s favorite. “This will be the last time that I get to enjoy them as I like to.”

…

The screen’s light flickers on Jielun’s face…

What do you do?

>Ask Jielun to hand over the scroll and go on your merry way.
>Ask Jielun why his collection is in peril. What’s in the scroll?
>Ehem, ask again what Jielun thinks about Ghoulzilla.
>Tell Jielun that you know someone who will be happy to store his collection. Call Craig.
>Write In.

(Only reply of the day, we continue properly tomorrow!)

>>6258437
>Ask Jielun why his collection is in peril. What’s in the scroll?
>Ehem, ask again what Jielun thinks about Ghoulzilla

>>6258437
>Ask Jielun why his collection is in peril. What’s in the scroll?
>Tell Jielun that you know someone who will be happy to store his collection. Call Craig.
He's actually more chill than I thought he'd be, and Constance had a good time. I'm willing to help this guy out.

>>6258442
This

It’s possible for you to imagine the reason why this scroll is so important, but it’s better to learn the truth from the people involved. Besides, Jielun hasn’t been as bad as he could’ve been after losing the race. So why not learn more? You’re not in a rush.

“I don’t want to interrupt your viewing experience, but why is your collection in peril?” You ask with genuine concern. “What’s in the scroll?”

“A blessing and a curse in one. For my boss, that is. And by extension, myself. His downfall will end the clan as we know it, and when the clan falls, my peaceful days will follow.” Jielun lingers his eyes on you. “Chef, you don’t want me to spoil the grand surprise, do you?”

“I’d be happy if you facilitate the process though.” You feel a little lazy.

“Then allow me to direct this scene...” Jielun turns off the TV and walks over to the secret bathroom. Above the toilet, he opens a cabinet with the mysterious scroll in it. “All yours to look at.”

“What’s this? Is this his hit list?” You wonder, Mama Bodil doubted it is, but... One side of the Scroll is written in old Prancijanian, the penmanship looks ancient. The other side is a spreadsheet full of names, dates, and other meandering details that don’t quite connect with you, unless it’s an accounting record of sorts.

“You saw this twist coming, Chef?! What an avid observer!” Jielun laughs. You guess Mama Bodil was wrong, or there’s something more to it. “If you’re aware of Gianluigi Youhao’s exploits, you can puzzle this on your own. But to make this clear to the viewers at home, this is a record from his old assassin firm, one that worked for wealthy clients all around the globe. All attempts — successful or not — were carried out in Prancijan from a certain period of time until fairly recently. Time wise, it should track with his recent takeover of the Clan.”

“Meaning?” You raise an eyebrow.

“Close to a year ago.” Jielun smirks. “Peruse through it, and you’ll realize it implicates almost all influential people in this country, and some abroad. Both as targets and clients. It’s the only time a document of this importance has ever leaked from this agency. It makes Youhao immune to everything.”

“This is insane…” You look concerned. “How is he even alive…?” You think he has the biggest target on his back.

“He’s a sly man. This was years in the making, he bought all the assassins from the agency within the country to his side, took down other threats, and to ensure his safety, made a ‘no aggression’ pact with those implicated in the scroll.” Jielun explains. “It was all quite amusing to watch.”

“Thanks for the explanation though. As some sort of way to pay you back, I know someone who will be happy to store your collection.” You say! Craig will love these!

“Huh?! You’re helping me with that?!” Jielun is genuinely shocked.

>>6259046


“I mean, why not? I like movies too.” You nod like an idiot.

“Chef! Look at yourself! I thought my dream would take longer to rebuild!” Jielun smiles with confidence. “Now it’s only going to be a hiccup!”

“Huh, I thought you’d be madder at me for ruining it.” You’re pretty surprised yourself.

“Oh, don’t aggrandize yourself. You’re merely delaying it.” Jielun believes you’re a footnote in the grand scheme of things.

But this scroll… you have more questions about it, right?

What do you do?

>Look through the list and find names you recognize.
>Ask about the Old Prancijanian part behind it. What is this?
>Ask Jielun why he never used this document to blackmail Youhao.
>Write In.

>>6259048
>>Ask Jielun why he never used this document to blackmail Youhao.

>>6259048
>Ask Jielun why he never used this document to blackmail Youhao.

>>6259048
>Ask Jielun why he never used this document to blackmail Youhao.
>Try to see if Ichie's dad Stefan Saionji is mentioned in there, and if he had any partners he transported in suitcases named Wichapi Cherrikano. Then check the date for the day you met them in the bubble.

>>6259073
This also
>Look through the list and find names you recognize.
See if our dads name are in it since of that hit they tried to put us in years ago that blew up our mom.

More than the scroll itself (you can look at it yourself whenever you want), you have questions about why Jielun didn’t use to blackmail his boss…

“Honest question, why didn’t you use this to blackmail Youhao?” With no subtlety at all, you ask.

“HaHaHa! This clan is as good as mine. I’m the big bucks, my businesses are clean, and I’m the only one who can protect this flimsy scroll. Youhao took out anyone else, he didn’t see them eye to eye. I’m different.” Jielun shakes his head. Not anymore he can... “This paper splits atoms. Nobody else can stand the radiation but me. I’m irreplaceable, but I learned from the patriarch. Play it slow, make sure the editing phase is PERFECT before going to post production. I was building momentum. You can’t rush perfection. But with you, Chef, my efforts came to a screeching halt.”

“You don’t look like you wanted to have it.” You noticed.

“Guess what? It’s not easy to enjoy a movie when you’re paranoid. Least when you’re correct about it more than once.” Jielun sees you as an example of the ‘trouble’ the scroll creates. “And there’s this other mystery…”

“Other thing?” You wonder.

“There’s always a thread on movies from the same era to convey a similar underlying message. Not the moral of a story, no. It’s a common belief. An open secret. And it caught my attention that all the early classics talked about a language being lost. Old pyramids, lost civilization, strange tribes...” Jielun crosses his arms. “The message on the back of the scroll is gibberish, and it got me thinking that I should show it to an expert. But the risk wasn’t worth it. I’m leaving the thought to you, since you’ll be holding it.”

>>6259141


“Maybe I should give it a good look now…” You didn’t know Jielun knows the Old Prancijan language.

You know a good lot of assassins (that’s not a good thing), and a lot of targets and former targets (that’s not a good thing either (that includes yourself!)), maybe you can scroll through the names quickly and see what you can find. You’re on the lookout for the name of Ichie’s dad, and… your own father…

Stefan Saionji appears multiple times with different targets and partners in crime. Too many in fact! He’s the dream murder tag team partner! You look if there’s any time he teamed up with Wichapi Cherrikano (Vera’s grandaunt). You don’t actually see her name at all. But you see the letters O.L.I.R. teaming up with Saionji around the time the Bubble stuff ‘happened.’

Nothing in the exact dates. No. But there were two attempts on Houda Lan’s life, and both were unsuccessful. Hey, that’s an old name you haven’t heard in a while! Vanessa van Zullekom escaped them too once!

You scroll past these, trying to get to earlier times, and… familiar names start popping up…

...

You feel sick to your stomach…

There are too many…

Your friends…

Their families…

Why are they so many?

…

...

“Chef? Feelin’ blue?” Jielun is concerned about you.

“Huh? I’m fine. I shouldn’t have read this now.” You laugh it off.

...

What do you do?

>Call over Crossbill! You need to check this list now, you need to know if she knows more...
>Call over Craig and everyone else here, time to take the movies! You’ll leave this conversation for later...
>Write In.

>>6259142
>Call over Craig and everyone else here, time to take the movies! You’ll leave this conversation for later...
Need to digest this a bit, plus it'd be wise not to talk about it until we're face to face with everyone.
>Thank Jielun, not only has he been really cooperative, but this is pretty informative.
>Make dinner to get your mind off of what you saw.

>>6259147
This but maybe we save dinner for later

>>6259147
supporting

You just need some time to digest this, that’s all. Bad news never comes at an opportune time, you know this. And you have enough Courage to regulate your emotions.

“Bit of a softy, aren’t you? Nothing I didn’t get from subtext.” Jielun can’t tell what specifically went wrong with you. “That’s for the better, my fate is in someone who cares’ hands.”

“Sorry, it’s quite the mood killer. Isn’t it?” You apologize to the (former?) enemy. “I’m calling my friend over to get the collection. You don’t mind, right?”

“I’ll postpone my plans. With the countdown going down for the end of the season, I rather enjoy as much cinema as I can.” Jielun can’t shake off his mind about what’s going on. “Go ahead. I’ll talk to the staff. Half of them are here to protect that scroll. I advise you not to parade it around, for both of our sakes.”

“Ah, you mean the security twins? Err, Triplets?” You remember the gals in dark suits. You conceal the scroll within your clothes. If anyone wants to take a look, you’ll make it invisible.

“HaHa! The Moles are quintuplets. A family of bodyguards tasked to protect the scroll. Quirky bunch.” Despite all, Jielun is a good movie caterer. “Anyway, I’m wasting valuable seconds. Mine and yours.” He starts walking away.

“Before you go. Thanks for being not only being so cooperative, but informative, man.” You say respectfully. Jielun stops without turning back.

“Chef. This is the end of act one. No need for platitudes.” Jielun keeps on walking…

You give Craig a quick call to explain what’s going on. It devolved into a video call to show him the entire place to have a better idea of what kind of truck he should bring. All in all, an amusing call so far.

“Kid, you sound upset. Anything you wanna tell me?” Craig wonders.

“It’s just that cinema being in danger moves me to tears.” You joke.

“I don’t buy that crap, you ass. I’ll be there in a hot minute.” Craig laughs a little.

You finish the call, then tell the team about what’s going on. Not surprisingly, but they were watching, so there wasn’t much you had to say. You asked Jielun if you can bring extra hands to help move the stuff…

“How did we end up putting crap on a truck…? Wasn’t this a stealth mission…?” Vera grumbles at the general idiocy.

“I offered a helping hand but never thought it’d be like this… Or to help him. I’m only interested in Chef Noon!” Kushi is annoyed too, and shows her disdain for Jielun.

“Tell me about it, why am I working for my chef?” Ryom laments. Remember Ryom? He ended up distracting the leader of the Mole Security the entire time.

>>6259192

“You’re working for me, fella! Backstage work has never been glamorous!” Jielun carries boxes with ease. “Just be inspired by the A-Team’s performance!”

“Hoot. Hoot. Hoot.” The Mole security girls work in unison, each carrying a box each.

“Moving boxes makes me feel kinda nostalgic…” Vortexia taps the box she puts inside the truck.

“With a smile and a nice attitude, any chore becomes hard work to be proud of!” Chef Haytham is carrying more boxes full of movies than anyone. “But if anyone can’t keep up, leave things to me.”

“Let ‘em work. We’re a team, damn it! We all must do our part!” Crossbill loves cooperation. She’s actually helping, if for a second you thought she was a hypocrite, shame on you.

“Okay, I think it’s filled up to the brim.” You put the last box because you’re the tallest man who can reach high places, unlike these plebeians.

“We’re ready and loaded then. Hey, Zexian guy, you sure you didn’t forget anything, right?” Craig asks the cinephile.

“Can’t give up a chance for a last look, a final review is in order. A moment, please.” Jielun walks away with his bodyguards to help him.

“...How did you guys befriend these people?” Ryom is the only one completely perplexed by this situation. What not having context does to a guy…

Well, you have a moment to talk with people…

What comes next? (Disclaimer: the team consists of You, Crossbill, Vortexia, Vera, and Kushi. If you want to include someone down, please specify!)

>Talk with Craig at the front of the truck briefly, and thank him for the help.
>Return to your apartment with the team, discuss the scroll.
>Return to your apartment with the team, celebrate a mission well done.
>Go to the van and have a final team talk before returning to the apartment.
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6259193
>>Talk with Craig at the front of the truck briefly, and thank him for the help.
>Go to the van and have a final team talk before returning to the apartment.

>>6259195
Support

>>6259193
>>>Talk with Craig at the front of the truck briefly, and thank him for the help.
>>Go to the van and have a final team talk before returning to the apartment.

>>6259193
>Talk with Craig at the front of the truck briefly, and thank him for the help.
>Go to the van and have a final team talk before returning to the apartment.

Crossbill begins to explain to her double agent what more or less happened, the problem is that everyone disagrees at different points, and a discussion emerges. You’re not in the mood to watch people fight; you've done a lot of fighting already, so you’re going to chat with Craig instead.

“Hey, thanks for doing this.” You show your appreciation immediately.

“Are you kidding, kid? I’m leaving with a bounty. This is going to make the owner of the Vista Theater jealous.” Craig taps the door of his car all excited. Then he exits it to be at the same level… Or something to that effect. The height difference is sizable...

“Why do I feel like I’ve been there?” You felt like it was years ago, but it can’t be…

“Beats me. The place is kind of seedy-looking, especially for high schoolers. But if that’s the case, it’s no wonder you wanted me to save this treasure. Keep that good eye on ya.” Craig smiles. “So, do you wanna tell me what’s bugging you? I’m in the know about Zexian. I’m just playin’ dumb.”

“You do?” You’re not entirely surprised, all things considered.

“He caused a lot of trouble for Old Man Jun. Jielun wanted a bout against Flint. Best student against best student or something to that extent. Flint was out of the country. It’s a long story. I don’t think that muscle head was ever aware that any of this ever happened.” Craig explains. “Kid is no joke, if you fought him, I’m impressed.”

“I don’t think you’d be if you knew what the match was about…” You cough.

“You won, didn’t ya? That’s something to be proud of; that’s what everyone told me back in the day anyway.” Craig slaps your arm. “Instead of forcing you out from dancing around the issue, lemme give you an offer: I’m gonna set up a home theater at the apartment. Once I get that baby running by night, why don’t you pay me a visit? I feel like I can help here. Just a hunch.” It’s not a hunch; he means it. Something about defeating Jielun has led Craig to believe that you’re ready for some truth bombs.

“I’m not sure if I can tonight...” You scratch the back of your head as you look at the rest of the party talking.

“Then tomorrow night, or whenever. Just let it be at night. That’s prime time for a movie and a drink.” Craig smiles and jumps back into the truck. “You sure you guys don’t want a lift?”

“I brought the van, so one of us has to drive it back.” You shrug.

“Would you look at that? I can’t believe I forgot a film worth rescuing.” Jielun shows up with a VHS Tape and hands it over to your landlord. It’s titled ‘Dreadnought.’

“Motherfucker, haha!” Craig breaks into a laugh, then jumps back into the truck. “Guess it’s time I fly off! Tell Crossbill goodbye for me.”

“See you later, and thanks again!” You wave goodbye.

>>6259739


And with that, Craig’s fully loaded truck with all the magic of the seventh art drive away. Shortly after, it was your turn to split. It wasn’t with much fanfare, but you said goodbye to Jielun and Haytham. Both are eager to have a proper match against you in their respective fields.

As for Ryom… huh...

…

Back in the van, it’s you, Crossbill, Vortexia, Vera, and… Kushi! She wouldn’t let you leave her behind, not that you tried to, but there was never an option. After a short speech, Crossbill congratulated everyone for making this small mission a total success.

You’re way past lunchtime… School should be over too...

Anything to say?

>“Who wants to celebrate at my apartment?” Propose preparing delicious food for everyone!
>“Who wants to celebrate at Jackey Frosties? Propose getting ice cream!
>“I’m beat, you girls do whatever you want…” You’re gonna relax and let them decide your destiny. They might take you to an unexpected place...
>“Hold on a second, I wanna check who is at my apartment…” Call Suan De.
>Write In.

>>6259740
>“Hold on a second, I wanna check who is at my apartment…” Call Suan De.

>>6259740
>>“Hold on a second, I wanna check who is at my apartment…” Call Suan De.
>“I’m beat, you girls do whatever you want…” You’re gonna relax and let them decide your destiny. They might take you to an unexpected place...

>>6259740

Sorry, everyone, got too sleepy to continue now. We'll continue tomorrow!

>>6259740
>>“Hold on a second, I wanna check who is at my apartment…” Call Suan De.
Ah crap, we forgot to ask Jielun if he wanted to be martial arts rivals/bros...

To get your celebration plans going, you need to sort out your options. Better check out who is at the apartment, before moving things there. The team is distracted talking about some drama, so you won’t be dearly missed. You’ll excuse yourself out.

“Hold on a second, I wanna check out who is at my apartment…” You step out of the van.

“You’re figuring out where to go next? I know a place.” Crossbill wiggles her eyebrows.

“I presume it’s not mine…” Kushi doesn’t like the way the bird is looking at her.

“I know he’ll be welcomed with open arms in both places! More arms in mind though…” Crossbill wiggles her eyebrows.

“We’ll see, might take you up on that.” You give her a quality thumbs-up. It’s good to know!

“Tell us if you need anything else!” Vortexia has as good of an evil disposition as always.

“We have water bottles if your voice ever gets tired.” Vera shows her water bottle. It’s not Johnny branded. Not even Liu’s. Disappointing.

“I’ll keep that in mind! I’ll be back in a minute...” You leave the door open and walk to the back of the van to keep some distance from the noise.

You’re calling Suan De! She should be at your apartment, since you don’t recall her bodyguard work having begun yet.

“Hey, it’s me!” You cheerfully say, despite your disdain for phone calls.

“Yes, it is.” Suan De deadpans.

“How is it going, Suan De-Winner?” You ask.

“Don’t call me that.” Suan De rolls her eyes. Probably. Either way, she sounds a little happier than usual. “What do you need me for?”

“Huh? I wanted to know who is at the apartment now.” You don’t need a hitwoman.

“Jesse. As the reward for my victory, I’m forcing him to renovate the new room and split it into two, so I can have my own space.” Suan De informs. Jesse is loudly grumbling. “Ruby and Ichie are staying at Ms. Ajna’s apartment until the renovations are done. It should only take a couple of hours. I hope you don’t mind me overstepping your boundaries.”

“If you discussed it with Craig, I’m all good.” You didn’t know that room existed to begin with.

“We’re following his guidelines.” Suan De nods. “But I’d recommend you take your time to return today, or visit Ms. Ajna if you ever feel like returning. I’ll have the apartment presentable as soon as possible.”

“Understood. And congratulations on putting your reward to good use. And, huh, apologize to Jesse on my end for this...” You sigh.

“Very well…” Suan De gets silent for a moment. “My apologies for causing you discomfort.”

“I told you it’s your home as much as it’s mine. Or something like that. I forgot.” You chuckle. “I’m glad you took it to heart!”

“…Thank you, Johnny.” Suan De hangs up. She sounded happy.

“…” You weren’t done talking. Whatever, you can move on with this information…

>>6260404


“How did it go?” Vera pokes out of the window. “Hmm, I can see it in your face, we’re going to improvise…”

Vera knows you well…

What do you do?

>Go to Crossbill’s place. Feels like there’s a bunch of people there who want to see you…
>Go to a Drive-thru and get a quick lunch for everyone. Fast Food for everyone!
>Go to Kushi’s place because it’s funny.
>Write In.

>>6260405
>>Go to Crossbill’s place. Feels like there’s a bunch of people there who want to see you…
Mystery box?

>>6260405
>Go to Crossbill’s place. Feels like there’s a bunch of people there who want to see you…

>>6260405
>Go to Crossbill’s place. Feels like there’s a bunch of people there who want to see you…

>>6260405
>Go to Crossbill’s place. Feels like there’s a bunch of people there who want to see you…

Well, there you have it. You can’t go to your apartment to celebrate, so your bestie will have to come in clutch! You ask Vera to tell everyone to get ready, you’re going to the unknown!

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Vera says all confused. Then relays your message to the others…

Vortexia drives the van through the street wilderness to find the mysterious location prophesied by your bestie. It’s a rental house near the stadium, it appears this entire zone is way cheaper after the days of the disaster. Looks fairly new, but not of incredible quality. It’s two stories big, but not particularly wide. It’s nicer than your apartment, but yours has the benefit of being a bunker that has endured the passage of time. Who knows if this building is flimsy? Maybe you’re going to find out…

“Welcome! Welcome! This is my new home!” Crossbill smiles at all of you as she tells you to park in their garage. “We’re renting it together with the other girls. Scroll will be safe and sound here.” It seems the time to get cozy with them has arrived.

“Other girls? You don’t mean…” Vera is putting the puzzle together.

“Don’t mean what?” Vortexia raises an eyebrow.

“...The prisoners.” Vera facepalms.

“P-Prisoners?!” Vortexia doesn’t like the sound of that! “Like, as in criminals?! You *actually* went to prison, Crossbill?!”

“T-They haven’t told you?!” Vera is in shock.

“Too dramatic. Behave.” Kushi doesn’t see the issue with working with people outside the law.

“Yeah, don’t overreact! They’re nice and proper gals, their hearts will break into a million pieces if you’re cruel to them — and Johnny won’t stand for it. Besides, they think the world of you because you helped them, Vera.” Crossbill doesn’t like the girls’ attitude, and ignores the baseful (?) accusations.

“I-I… Hmm… I can make them join the fan club. Yeah. Hehe…” Vera is having bad ideas.

“And Vortexia, I’m sure they’ll end up as your fans if they learn more about you!” Crossbill adds.

“I-I wasn’t judging… I’m just… uhm… impressed?” Vortexia is nervous.

“Relax anyway, they are really one of a kind!” You smile.

“If Noon trusts them. I trust them.” Kushi is all aboard too.

“I mean, same, but…” Clutz wants more details...

“Then what are we waiting for? Let’s head in!” Crossbill leads the charge…

>>6260497


Inside, the place is midway into people moving, Lots of boxes, furniture in odd places, and stuff missing all over… There's a vase with flowers on a table. The flowers you gave away to the birthday girl.

“Hey! Anyone here?! It’s me, Crossbill! And I brought a huge surprise...” Crossbill announces to the crew.

“Sorry, diamond. Not everyone is here at the moment, and those who are, are too busy cleaning to co…” Speaking of the Birthday Girl, here she is! Beth makes her appearance but loses trail of what she was saying upon seeing you. “It’s him!”

You hear the entire house starting to rattle… danger is coming…!

You need to act accordingly…!

What do you do?

>Danger is not good. Run back to the van. (Zyra the Blanket Wizard will catch you.)
>Danger is not good. Run upstairs. (Sally the Pirate will catch you.)
>Danger is not good. Ask Beth to help you. (Beth the former Birthday Girl will catch you.)
>Hide behind Vortexia.
>Hide behind Vera.
>Hide behind Kushi.
>Get ready to throw Crossbill at someone.
>Write In.

What’s next?

>Let Kushi cook an incredible meal for everyone.
>Cook together with Kushi an incredible meal for everyone.
>Let yourself and your team be pampered.
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>6260498
>>Danger is not good. Run upstairs. (Sally the Pirate will catch you.)
>Cook together with Kushi an incredible meal for everyone.

>>6260498
>>Get ready to throw Crossbill at someone.
then
>>Cook together with Kushi an incredible meal for everyone.

>>6260498
>Danger is not good. Ask Beth to help you. (Beth the former Birthday Girl will catch you.)
>Cook together with Kushi an incredible meal for everyone.

>>6260498
>Danger is not good. Ask Beth to help you. (Beth the former Birthday Girl will catch you.)
>Cook together with Kushi an incredible meal for everyone.

>>6260498
>Danger is not good. Run back to the van. (Zyra the Blanket Wizard will catch you.)
The Comfy King requires a mage in his court.

The entire house starts rumbling, murmurs of joy escape through the wall, and a nice aromatic smell engulfs the air. It’s like the place itself is jubilant about its guests’ presence. Still, a house shaking is not normal, and you need to find shelter! Danger is not good!

Vera and Vortexia hide behind you. Confused but not deterred, Kushi follows their example. You have three full party members. Your crew walks over to Beth…

“H-Help, please!” You don’t get what’s going on.

“What are you afraid of?” Beth asks almost tauntingly. Your Courage decides not to speak, or it’ll be trouble.

“The unknown.” You say as the strange sounds heighten…

“I’ll protect you from all harm, love…” Beth finds you so charming, she takes you under her wing. It’s more like a hug. One of the good ones! But you feel trapped in her comfort…

The others decide to hide behind her back. You look like a dumb football team.

“W-Why is the house crumbling…?” Vortexia wonders.

“Bad construction. Why are we still inside?!” Vera wonders.

“It’s… nothing of the sort?” Kushi doesn’t get where they are getting the idea.

“Uhm, everyone. It’s the vacuum turning off.” Crossbill deadpans. “It’s old.”

“That’s not how vacuums work!!!” Vera hates this silly explanation.

Anyway, more delightful criminals show up!

“Ahoy! It’s the unmasked buccaneer and his crew!” It’s Sally the Pirate! The last part hasn’t been confirmed, but she fits the aesthetic. “Oh, with new faces! Hooray!”

“You… look vaguely familiar…” Vortexia notices something about the pirate girl.

“I thought there wasn’t a date confirmed for his visit. Welcome, anyhow.” It’s Zyra Banks the… other prisoner! You feel terrible for not knowing more about her. “Please, make yourselves comfortable if you can.”

“Sorry, sorry! I thought a surprise would be better!” Crossbill apologizes to the girls.

“I-It’s an exciting prospect.” Zyra doesn’t know how to act anymore.

“It’s an amazing surprise!!!” Sally doesn’t want her to get the wrong idea. “Even little Vera is here! You escaped us last time, you cute seashell!”

“Mhm, lil’ Scarlet wanted you to join us back then at the shop…” Beth turns her eyes on the little mouse…”It’s time we make good on that.”

“U-U-Uhm…!” Vera didn’t think she’d get targeted.

“We’re going to pamper you all, little cuties…” Beth promises with a grin on her face as she holds you tighter...

“Enjoy it, idiots.” Crossbill smirks from far away as she closes the door behind you all…

Sadly, cooking with Kushi will have to wait for next time! Thanks for playing, and see you there! To 200 more threads in the future!

>>6261172
Thanks for running!

>>6261172
Congratulations on 200 threads! And thanks for running!

Also, there is such a thing called a central vacuum system that exists, where the vacuum will be built inside of the house. Thus, a badly built house with one of those might actually shake if it's also poorly implemented.

>>6261172
Thanks for running and congrats on 200.