Another day, another job. Never boring, for you are a Collector.

You are ERROR404 the Alien Collector.

Your boss is the ALIEN BUREAUCRACY, they send you into planets or sometimes stranger places to collect whatever it is that they need.

You usually collect exotic animals.

You are equipped with a state of the art FLYING SAUCER. It looks like a regular flying saucer. It can be upgraded, but you need CURRENCY. The name of your people's currency is HEADPATS, the symbol is "(>.<)". You currently have ZERO HEADPATS, you spent the last one getting a FIVE DIMENSIONAL BURGER WITH COKE AND FRIES at the local FIVE DIMENSIONAL FAST FOOD.

You're a five dimensional being, meaning you can become invisible, teleport and "edit" reality to cause matrix glitches when you are in four dimensional space. But if you tamper with reality too much, the REALITY POLICE will fine and maybe even arrest you.

What the boss wants this time?

> A Triglavian Rare Candy
> A Shinigami Ballsack Scab
> A Three Titted Fairy
> Just a regular old cow
> Write in

>>6261453 (OP)
>A Three Titted Fairy

>>6261453 (OP)
> Just a regular old cow

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>6261456
>>6261457

1 - fairy
2 - cow

>A random basis male Japanese student

>>6261456
>>6261457
>>6261464


Hah! Just a regular old cow!

You almost spit out all your coke when you realize how easy this mission is.

You just need to fly to a planet of cows, grab one with your GRAVITY BEAM and bring it back to the ALIEN BUREAUCRACY.

Very easy.

Which planet with cows will you target?

> Planet Earth, you could tag them with some crop circles! Careful not to be shot down by HAARP beams.
> Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, maybe you'll get a rare halberd or something as a souvenir. Don't engage in melee.
> Raid a space rancher! You'll probably have to fight in a space battle to secure your loot.
> Write in

>>6261467
> Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, maybe you'll get a rare halberd or something as a souvenir. Don't engage in melee.
This sounds fun

> A Three Titted Fairy
Is this a Ralph Bakshi's Wizards reference?

>>6261467
> Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, maybe you'll get a rare halberd or something as a souvenir. Don't engage in melee.

>>6261467
> Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, maybe you'll get a rare halberd or something as a souvenir. Don't engage in melee.

>>6261467
>Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, maybe you'll get a rare halberd or something as a souvenir. Don't engage in melee.

>>6261521
>>6261756
>>6261943
>>6261985


You head to the Secret Diablo Moo Moo Level Planet, a planet populated by violent cows that fight with Halberds.

It is a cowmmunist republic, their motto is "One Halberd For Every Cow."

You see one guy that came out of a portal causing trouble! This is your chance!

> Snag a cow while they are busy fighting the guy
> Go negotiate with the cow authorities for a legal abduction agreement in exchange for advanced alien technology
> Oh! A portal! Shiny! Pass through it.
> Write in

>>6262008
>Snag a cow while they are busy fighting the guy

>>6262008

> Snag a cow while they are busy fighting the guy

>>6262008
>> Snag a cow while they are busy fighting the guy

>>6262008
>Go negotiate with the cow authorities for a legal abduction agreement in exchange for getting rid off of the offending party.