The Clovered Tome
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7/14/2025, 4:31:59 PM No.6274652
Your eyes were strained from staring at the monitor for too long. And in the dark no less. The only sounds that could be heard were the whirring of your CPU fans and the occasional clacking of a mechanical keyboard (despite being so very tired, you couldn’t help yourself from calling random users “faggots” on pain of them continuing to shit up the board).
As you type the final words to a particularly long and spiteful post, you skim through it, rather pleased that you managed to show not only that OP had the reading comprehension of a toddler, but also that he was an EPI pedophile troon in denial. “Mmmhmmm,” went you, agreeing with yourself, as you filled in the captcha.
You clicked ‘post,’ and next thing you know it, your vision faded to black.
When you regained consciousness, the musty leather of your old, stinky gaming chair was replaced with a soft, silken fabric; and in place of the yellowed walls of your room was tiled stone.
“Motherfucker, I’ve been isekaied,” you cursed under your breath.
And in true isekai fashion, an attractive elven woman had been standing by your side while you came to grips with your new reality.
“Milord, the siege isn’t over. What shall we do?”
“What’s our status?”
The elf hands you a crystal orb, in which you have a birdseye view of the facility you’re currently in. It’s a…small stone building of medieval build, no bigger than a gas station; with some reluctance, you could even consider it a castle. There was a translucent dome covering the entire structure, lined with multiple cracks (most likely some sort of magic barrier). But what you couldn’t believe was that it was flying through the skies, high above a sea of ivory clouds! Your awe is cut short by the sight of four other similar castles having encircled you.
“Shall we consult the Clovered Tome?”
No fucking way… A book materialised between the elf’s palms before gently falling on your lap. There was a four-leaf clover on the cover, embroidered in bright green stitching. You flipped to the first page, only to find…
>Use whatever mana remains in the flugelcore to emergency teleport. [0]
>Detonate all non-essential flugelcore modules to send out a devastating shockwave. [0]
As you type the final words to a particularly long and spiteful post, you skim through it, rather pleased that you managed to show not only that OP had the reading comprehension of a toddler, but also that he was an EPI pedophile troon in denial. “Mmmhmmm,” went you, agreeing with yourself, as you filled in the captcha.
You clicked ‘post,’ and next thing you know it, your vision faded to black.
When you regained consciousness, the musty leather of your old, stinky gaming chair was replaced with a soft, silken fabric; and in place of the yellowed walls of your room was tiled stone.
“Motherfucker, I’ve been isekaied,” you cursed under your breath.
And in true isekai fashion, an attractive elven woman had been standing by your side while you came to grips with your new reality.
“Milord, the siege isn’t over. What shall we do?”
“What’s our status?”
The elf hands you a crystal orb, in which you have a birdseye view of the facility you’re currently in. It’s a…small stone building of medieval build, no bigger than a gas station; with some reluctance, you could even consider it a castle. There was a translucent dome covering the entire structure, lined with multiple cracks (most likely some sort of magic barrier). But what you couldn’t believe was that it was flying through the skies, high above a sea of ivory clouds! Your awe is cut short by the sight of four other similar castles having encircled you.
“Shall we consult the Clovered Tome?”
No fucking way… A book materialised between the elf’s palms before gently falling on your lap. There was a four-leaf clover on the cover, embroidered in bright green stitching. You flipped to the first page, only to find…
>Use whatever mana remains in the flugelcore to emergency teleport. [0]
>Detonate all non-essential flugelcore modules to send out a devastating shockwave. [0]
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