You are a cell. You are living your best cell life, just doing cell things, like replicating, growing and metabolizing, synthesizing proteins, and moving around. Then, suddenly, one day, one of your neighbor cell starts doing unusual things. Your neighbor cell is spreading out and pushing up into your space. Is this allowed?

What are you going to do about it?

>Mind your own cell business as usual
>Try to interrogate the neighbor cell for more information
>Give your neighbor cell your mitochondrias
>Kill the offending neighbor cell

>>6275036 (OP)
>Try to interrogate the neighbor cell for more information
Nobody takes OUR powerhouses of the cell without our permission! Prepare to get your mitoSHIT WRECKED

>>6275036 (OP)
>Kill the offending neighbor cell

>>6275053
>>6275056
Yea you know what this is the right way to go, actually. Changing my vote to
>KILLLLLLLL

>>6275036 (OP)
They violated the NAP? Break out the theraputic nukes!
>KILL

>>6275036 (OP)
>Try to interrogate the neighbor cell for more information

>>6275036 (OP)
>Try to interrogate the neighbor cell for more information

>>6275036 (OP)
>Kill the offending neighbor cell

>>6275036 (OP)
>Kill the offending black neighbor cell

>>6275053
You look through your smooth cell membrane and see that your offending neighbor's cell membrane is all squiggly and fucked up looking. In fact, some of the squiggliness is squigglyfying your membrane too. You don't like it. Inside your neighbor's cell membrane looks like your neighbor's nucleus room is bigger than yours but it's messed up looking. You think you see 2 or 3 nucleoluses living inside, compared to your just 1, and they don't look good. There might be another nucleus room in there too.

>Try to open a cell to cell junction with your offending neighbor cell
>Kill the offending neighbor cell

>>6275056
You want to kill this offending neighbor cell. You don't have the ability to do this yourself. However, An M1 macrophage cell passing by sees that you're asking for help. The M1 macrophage kills your offending neighbor cell.

Roll 1d100
>(0-85) Your daughter cell or one of your unoffending neighbor's daughter cells takes the space
>(86-100) Another offensive neighbor takes the space

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>6275161

>>6275060
You want to kill your offending neighbor cell. You don't have the ability to do this yourself. You wait for help, but it hasn't come yet.

Roll 1d100
>(0-1) Help doesn't arrive
>(2-100) Help arrives

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>6275165
Let's beat cancer

>>6275063
As you were traveling about as is a normal motility thing that cells like you do, you got bumped by a particularly squiggly and large cell. Is this allowed? It seems like this cell needs to be cleared out. You are T cell, and this is what you do.

Roll 1d100 for invade cell

>>6275064
You want to communicate with your neighbor cell. Maybe things can be resolved peacefully. It looks like there's alot of things wrong in there, but maybe there's something you can send that can help.

>Try to send DNA repair
>Try to send your daughter DNA
>Try to feed your neighbor cell and hope it fixes the problem itself

>>6275070
You want to communicate with your neighbor cell. You need to modify your lipid bilayer membrane to do that.

>Try to create communication structures
>Pinch off part of your cell as a vesicle and hope your neighbor receives
>Try to create a cell to cell junction

>>6275075
As you were traveling about as is a normal motility thing that cells like you do, you got bumped by a particularly squiggly and large cell. Is this allowed? It seems like this cell needs to be cleared out. You are natural killer NK cell, and this is what you do.

>Roll 1d100 for invade cell

>>6275111
You ask for help with your squiggly and pushy neighbor. As you both get older, you realize your neighbor cell is not as squiggly as you thought. Your neighbor cell splits, and your new neighbor is a normal, smooth cell.

What do you want to do?

>Replicate
>Metabolize
>Synthesize protein
>Move around

>>6275163
M1 macrophage eats your annoying neighbor and leaves. Everycell in your neighborhood is peaceful and happy.

You didn't get cancer.

What do you want to do?
>Replicate
>Metabolize
>Synthesize protein
>Move around

>>6275171
You wait a little bit longer than you think you should have waited, but T cell has seen you asked for help and has arrived.

Roll 1d100 t cell tumor invasion

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>6275203
>Synthesize protein

>>6275207
roll

>>6275223
T cell infiltrates your neighbor cell and successfully pops it. It's not clear yet whether any mitochondria mutations from your neighbor cell affected T cells mitochondria, possibly reducing this cells effectiveness against squiggly cells in the future.

You decide to synthesize protein.

Roll 4d100 for protein synthesis

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>6275173
Lay down the dynamite

>>6275357
After finding the antibody flag left on the squiggly cell, you stick in your cell pokey thing and begin to pop the squiggly cell. However, are you giving your mitochondrias to the squiggly cell or is the squiggly cell taking them from you? It's not clear, but you didn't kill the squiggly cell, and the squiggly cell has more mitochondrias to do stuff with. You need more help to kill this squiggly cell.

Roll 1d100
>(0-1) Help doesn't arrive
>(2-100) Help arrives

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>6275421
Rolla

>>6275429
A natural killer NK cell arrives. However, the squiggly cell has mutated a new defense. The squiggly cell is shedding decoy ligands to ligand bind to the receptor where NK cell would have binded.

Roll 1d100 NK cell passes decoys

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>6275437

>>6275036 (OP)
Absorb an android

interesting if we become a cancer eating cancer or somehow manage to organize a working body that can separate from the host

>>6275201
oh shit! time to lift.
>Synthesize protein

>>6275036 (OP)
>Give your neighbor cell your mitochondrias

>>6275525
I'm thinking that it's not like mutating these cancer powers for it's cancer existence, I need to turn off DNA repair, I need to turn of tumor suppression, no, these things are just getting more and more broken

the fuck is OP doing with these weird contradictory updates

>>6277240
Everybody was a cell each

>>6278435
ohhhhhhh........ that explains everything it was a riot quest not a plan quest ...... yeah that needed some introduction