I'm not an ass guy, like I don't get it, it's like feet guys, I don't get that either.
I'm not an ass guy. I don't what what a good ass looks like, I've never considered it.
I don't wanna pick an ass and people tell me "Haha, that's the most basic bitch pumpkin spice ass ever, you have no taste"
But I also don't wanna pick an ass that is like "Kevin the Jungle monkey think's you're a fucking freak."
Like I get guys who are into tits, women who are into dicks, like there's some variation there. But an ass? sure there's thicker, thinner, do you have more fat or muscle there...

But like what makes a good ass? I have no idea. And I think it's different for women and men, like a good woman ass and a good man ass are probably very different. I can just sort of guess that, but what that difference is, I have no idea. Poop comes from there, and it goes into a chair...that's about all I got...

I tried to ask my straight male friends what a great ass is, and they said "good cushion, heft, and bounce"
I tried to ask my lesbian friends what a great ass is, and they said "The stinky pillow that's better than any other pillow"
I asked my gay male friends what a great ass is, and they said "The pressure, the crush, the way it fights you as you try to dominate it."
I get a suspicion that this says something about my gay vs straight friends but that still doesn't answer my question... what is a great ass?
Like gay or straight, I get you're into different things, but it's like arguing about red vs yellow to a blind person... Like I get you like that particular thing, but I have no idea what either of you are talking about... poop comes from there, why the fuck is this so appealing?

Try explaining it to me like you're trying to describe color to a blind person. And bro, I have heard some fucking poetry about the beauty of an ass, how it makes the mountains sing, and the morning sunshine rise, and the flowers bloom, which, cool you feel that way, doesn't help me figure this shit out

Its like boobs.
Some like them big, some like em small, some like em saggy, some like em firm.
There is not one perfect butt for everyone.
An ass turn me on so much more than tits.
I like em big and round. Most important round and with meat on it. Then i could survive with a small butt as long that its round and not flatt.

Feet i dont understand.