wish I was a 6'4 handsome vampire like jan valek from john carpenters vampires, or 6'8 peter steele, but instead I am a mid 5'8, blonde long haired man

i wish i was chico but i'm 5'10 mid ginger

Im 6'4 but im fat, balding, neet and 33yo lmao ITS over

You can be glenn danzig gothic dwarventwink

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>5'3
damn he short, I do lift but am not as dwarvenmaxxed as him