>A fairy has come to bully you for being such a NEET loser
Wat do?

>>81464265 (OP)
Weak goonerbait thread

>>81464265 (OP)
I ask her why op keeps spamming this thread

>>81464265 (OP)
Fucking, again?! I really need to keep my window shut/

>>81464354
You will never keep her away forever anon

>>81464265 (OP)
Total fairy death

>>81464339
It's Iris h8b8

>>81464265 (OP)
trap her and forcefeed her milk until she pops or gets a bad tummyache at least.
Okay time to leave im ashamed this was the first thing that came to mind

>>81464265 (OP)
put her in my shoe

>>81464265 (OP)
I would just stare at her, shes a literal magical creature.

>>81464400
Why would you do that to her anon?

>>81464265 (OP)
Cool design I hope its not from a fetish anime

>>81464415
because i need a new footservant

>>81464470
Sounds horribly uncomfortable and uneven since you'd only have one shoe with her in it

>>81464475
i'm sure i can make her lead me to a friend of hers by promising her freedom in exchange for information on where faeries might congregate

>>81464265 (OP)
bully her back for being so fucking stupid, as i'm no longer a neet :^)

>>81464487
I wouldn't mess with an entire fairy congregation, that sounds dangerous

>>81464504
i only need to snag a few more, dont worry

>>81464400
>>81464470
male feet are gross. not based

>>81464518
you're going in the shoe

>>81464508
A few more? Anon you only have 2 feet where are the others going?

>>81464265 (OP)
Feed her peanut butter m&ms

>>81464532
i rotate them out...

>>81464548
That's just mean anon. You're just leaving the others with the torture of knowing they'll be in a shoe in the future.

>>81464560
the fear is the most fun part. the smart ones will devote themselves to my feet immediately if they know what's good for them.

This depends entirely on whether this is a mythologically accurate fairy or a disney(tm) fairy. The meaning of the word "bully" also has a very different meaning depending on which we're talking about.

>disney fairy
Kindly ask it to leave, if it doesn't, swat it with a tshirt or something until it fucks off, if that doesn't work, just put on headphones and ignore it.

>mythologically accurate fairy
You're deeply fucked if you've drawn the attention of the feyfolk, especially if one has come to "bully" you. Crosses, cold iron, or any other ward you'd probably think of will not work. My immediate thought would be to go the 1001 Arabian nights route and challenge it to fit its entire body into a bottle, and then cap the bottle. If that doesn't work, I hope you enjoy being flayed alive, getting put in stasis for hundreds of years, or living the rest of your life with the fairies in Fairyland, or just straight up dying instantly.

>>81464265 (OP)
I'll let her
and maybe even pay her

>>81464265 (OP)
Use her as my onahole.

>>81464265 (OP)
ASK THAT BITCH TO POLE DANCE ON MY MAGNUM SHLONG THAT'S WHAT

>>81464745
COULD YOU EXPLAIN MYTHOLOGICAL FAIRIES IN MORE DETAIL I SHOULD ACTUALLY READ CLASSICAL MYTHOLOGY BUT FRANKLY DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START

DESCRIBE FAIRIES TO ME NOW!!!
*CRACKS WHIP AGAINST YUOR BACK AND RIPS THE SKIN FROM YUOR MUSCLE*
RAPIDLY!!!!

>>81464265 (OP)
I am going to kill, cook, and eat her.