If a girl asks you "what do you do" what should you answer?

>>81464426 (OP)
I'm a [insert hobby popular with women that you taught yourself to be more popular with women] but I do [insert believable job you might have could be literally anything from installing flooring, painting to being a software engineer] on the side

>>81464450
Thank, sensei.

>>81464426 (OP)
Suffer, I suffer.

>>81464426 (OP)
I just tell them what I do.

>>81464426 (OP)
>I cry when angels deserve to die

She wants to get an idea of how much money you make. Tell her that you are not defined by your job.

>>81464426 (OP)
Nothing. I won't ever do anything.

>>81464426 (OP)
Tell her you club baby seals. Lying right off the bat is always a good policy.

>>81464676
That, and also to guage if you have any useful skills.

>>81464426 (OP)
I'm a software developer at a university

Anything tech dries up their pussies instantly though, and I don't even make good FAANG money I make garbage

It's really an asshole thing to ask someone, because it's like "now I'm going to judge you based on these rules that I decided on, but also disguise it as normal conversation". Who agrees?
Maybe the best answer then is to under the guise of normal conversation assert that fact.

>>81464819
Yeah if your answer is something blue collar or service sector they'll look down on you. Or they will expect you to be actively working toward something better

>>81464819
>now I'm going to judge you based on these rules that I decided on, but also disguise it as normal conversation
Welcome to every conversation you'll ever have with a woman.

>>81464851
Im a tradie, and if I started my own business, I could be making around 200k
Tradies can make good money if they want to put the effort in.

>>81464426 (OP)
"I have a hidden disability called fish odour syndrome. One day I stink of fish, one day I stink of shit. If I never had fish odour syndrome I would have worked all my life. I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield University. It is very misunderstood and very unpleasant."

>>81464426 (OP)
I'm a NEET. The few times I get a question like this I generally say something like "enjoying the weather" or "nothing much, just looking forward to the summer weather" etc.

When asked this on tinder, just say that youre just chilling, slow jerking it, and about to rewatch Harry Potter because youre a faggot manchild. Weeds out the fake bitches