anon chans i have not pooped in a week am i finally gonna die

Buy some miralax and take it over three days. If you still haven't gone go to a doctor could be a fecal impaction

>>81465726 (OP)
no your belly will just swell up
take some laxatives otherwise you'll wish you're dead, when your shit rips through your asshole and it'll be hard as fuck cause it's been fermenting in your bowels for a week now

>>81465726 (OP)
I dunno. Depends on the person. I know people that go every day. I used to once a week, max. Now it's like twice a week. You're probably fine.

>>81465738
i did this

>>81465750
i did this too. but i could try again

>>81465755
i usually do too this has never happened before but ive never been the healthiest eater my everything levels are probably chronically low im worried its catching up with me

Thats a pretty shitty way to go

>>81465989
Have some fiber, oatmeal, etc. You're not in big shit unless you start having stomach pain and or vomiting

>>81465750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

>>81465726 (OP)
Go to the emergency room and rectify this before you get mega colon and get stuck with a colostomy for the rest of your life