If you just lowered your standards a little, you'd be drowning in tight hole.

Pussy is pussy

>>81466266 (OP)
The funny thing is that moids here are volcels. They won't fuck a landwhale.

i am not lowering my standards, they are basic human decency

prove pussy is pussy - seems like there's levels to it to me

>>81466272
And refuse to fuck brown women

>>81466296
there's a wide range of pussy quality but fat bitches are not more or less likely to have top tier pussy so this variable is out of consideration

>>81466266 (OP)
trvke
Maybe I just destroyed my dick by masturbating, but all pussy feels the same to me. Like a warm, moist hug on my dick... no need to be picky

I have masturbated to lots of girls that size but I am just too shy and quiet to do anything with any girl

>>81466266 (OP)
All plapjacking does is attune fat women to the idea that they can actually get a boyfriend which immediately - I mean like from the moment you start dating/fucking - incites a train of thought that leads them to breaking up with you to find a more attractive/wealthy partner they won't find past a tidal wave of other plapjacks.

>>81466319
plapjak samsara

>>81466266 (OP)
How the fuck do I become a plapjack. I literally have a fat fetish. It shouldn't be this hard.

>>81466319
>breaking up
Anon... you know you can have sex without commiting to a relationship... right?

>>81466314
stop seeing women as people

>>81466327
Satan made the word samsara. Literally means s AM air. The air of not AM. It means to expect not to have sex with virgins. Like the air of something I dunno. Im assuming youre Satan. Purgatory is probably another sexual one where he tells us that we wont be having sex. Purr Ga tor E. Yeah thats again him telling us we cant have sex with virgins. Theyre pretty fucking funny words I guess, especially how he does it. He makes like these big blockbuster movies about samsara and purgatory, but theyre actually metaphors about incelibacy. Im pretty sure hes torturing me to death. And hes going to get away with it.

>>81466272
>>81466300
I have only ever had sex with relatively in shape white women...
Thanks for making me feel like a chad

Dignity, nigger. Dignity.

>>81466266 (OP)
I am superior to all /r9k/ posters who passed up slampigs

>>81466390
Lucky dude, I only have sex with Asian grannies with crusty aids pussies and they charge me money for the experience. Its making me fucking suicidal, theyre SOOO FUCKING MEAN they dont even make me cum half the time and tell me to get the fuck out of their place. This was a brutal experience, extremely close to gore. If you find the secret matrix button. Press that.

>>81466417
If you're going to pay for it anyway, why not just save a little money and get a hot, young one

>>81466427
They want so much fucking money and theyre not that hot. The white ones literally charge like 8 times as much and they look like fucking whores with fake shit. The gooks are old and hideous but they arent plastic at least. Looks like a soccer mom gook. I guess theres probably some hot young white girls selling their asshole to truckers somewhere, ive never seen one though. Thats extremely rare in my country of Canada, where they put big billboards up legally to humiliate incels. Dude its crazy as fuck in Canada its like cia owned and theyre brainwashing the citizens like im in a type of scary movie buddy every day is a constant physical real nightmare

>>81466266 (OP)
>no cowgirl position
I'll just use my hand

>>81466266 (OP)

>just be an animal that fucks anything with a hole

>>81466266 (OP)
that purple looks suspiciously sloggy

>>81467262
sloggy? not sure what that means

>>81466300
>>81466272
Kek landwhales and brown women dont want me either
>theyre thieve and scammers
They are though since theyll only want your money and will leave you after theyve taken everything from you and ruined you. Litteral bandits.

>>81466391
That's plain wrong, and disgusting

And this is why the plapjak meme is so hilarious.
Normies hate the underlying connotation that many men's only choice for sex these days is a hambeast.

>>81466266 (OP)
So? Who cares.
This thing of ours was never about pussy, not really.
You people can't conceptualize anything outside your own existence.

Men have no respect for themselves how can you lose track of body count
I have a word document with details of every guy I ever fucked

>>81466391
Fat fetishists should be studied by scientists

How do you become so mentally fucked that you find that shit attractive

>>81466391
Licking there would be like a dessert after the main course

>>81466266 (OP)
I don't want to drown in a hole. I have much better plans for myself and they do not involve having sex or romance.

>>81466266 (OP)
I work hard to stay thin and healthy, no way I'm fucking a fat girl fuck that

>>81466331
Want the real answer? Just get on dating apps, take them out for a nice date like any other girl, and in 3 to 5 dates you'll have a plapgf
If you are attractive you can exlexite this process possibly skipping the datss altogether and getting plapsex on the first meeting

This is IRL plapjak... Doesnt look so fun anymore does it

>>81466266 (OP)
Couldn't imagine a worse fate than the guy on the right. Actually, guys like that are the reason the quality of women is so low, if they didn't have an army of simps in line they would have to improve.

>>81470528
He's a pro getting her on the ground so the inertia of the bedrocking doesn't interfere with her bracing herself and recoil.

>>81470528
I dunno, does she stink or is she clean(that's a deal breaker) ?

If not yea thad hammit(shes a little big, yet I'm over 6 foot 2 doe, smaller grills might not be good without practice).

>>81466266 (OP)
these guys have such severe issues it's impossible for a hottie to even get a coffee date with them because they reject themselves before it can happen

>>81466266 (OP)
I have a plapdate this weekend should I record it and post it?

On what level of truecel am I if I want to plapmax but can't because literally no woman wants me?

>>81470705
You arent a trucel until you get rejected by a prostitute

>>81470713
I don't think I could handle this, I'm not ready to find out. I will keep hiding in my room and avoid any escorts

>>81466266 (OP)
I tried this but she ended up being a psycho after a few years. Fat women are insecure as fuck so you're not getting a personality upgrade over other kinds of women. I want the next one to be as average and boring as possible.

>>81470782
>had a relationship
what part of "6 missed calls, 22 missed texts" don't you anons understand

>>81466266 (OP)
I'm not animal enough to give in to my desires just because. There's no point in fucking a thousand pussies, it's just pleasure for the sake of pleasure
I'm not against pleasure, but I want a woman that is mine alone(aka virgin)and that I will breed and cherish until we die