Thread 81468763 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1129 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:56:32 AM No.81468763
Wiiiiener
Wiiiiener
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be TRULY honest anon...
how BIG ARE YOU?
Does it matter?
Are you happy with it?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:58:03 AM No.81468772
>>81468763 (OP)
>we are doomed to reply to this guy over and over again
Replies: >>81468799 >>81468865
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:03:35 AM No.81468799
>>81468763 (OP)
Average, and yes, I'm happy. I get girls that tell me I've been their biggest and they get intimidated just looking at it, and women that tell me they've had bigger. They cum nonetheless.
>>81468772
We are the reply guys.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:34 AM No.81468845
>>81468763 (OP)
>How big?
4 inches.
>Does it matter?
God no, I've never had a complaint, have had women I've slept with say I'm the best sex they've had (to other dudes who are not close friends to me while I wasn't present, long after we were together), one who claimed to love anal until we got into the bedroom, she got my pants off, and suddenly she just wanted me in her pussy. IDK I guess it's pretty thick compared to what I see in porn.
>Are you happy?
No, but I think that's normal in a world where we've been exposed to freaks of nature on the internet since puberty. Same way great looking women think they're ugly because they compare themselves to instagram thirst traps.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:15:04 AM No.81468865
>>81468763 (OP)
average length and girth but it doesnt matter, ill never have sex even if i wanted to due to being 5'3 and hideous
>>81468772
this
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:29:36 AM No.81468926
>>81468763 (OP)
like 7 inches.
it mattered when i was a sex haver i guess. girls seemed happy with it.
Yeah I'm cool with it. I don't really think about it desu.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:31:47 AM No.81468935
Nine inches. I've never cared about it. Never been sad or happy about it. Sometimes it gets annoying having it swing around so I wear boxer briefs when going outside.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:23 AM No.81468937
>>81468763 (OP)
I wanna say 7 inches but for all I know I haven't been that big since my 20s. at least 6.5 though. girth about 4.75, maybe slightly more if gains from my dick routine are starting to show.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:07 AM No.81468943
>>81468763 (OP)
16.5 cm
no
yes
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:29 AM No.81468945
>>81468937
oh yeah, and I mostly just wish I had more reliable and harder erections and could go a larger number of rounds. I get stuck at like 80% hard a lot, or deflate to that after a few seconds of full hardness.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:36:03 AM No.81468953
>>81468937
>>81468945
Dick shrinkage is the most fucked up thing about men that I never knew about until later in life
Might as well replace you guys with a younger model eventually
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:44:10 AM No.81468989
>>81468953
it can be prevented with cardio and other health stuff, which I don't do. but some guys get absolutely INSANE gains from a dick routine and I could probably have some luck with that if I stuck to it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:00:39 AM No.81469062
>>81468763 (OP)
Like 6.5 inches but the most I've ever done with a girl is hugging.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:06 AM No.81469093
>>81468763 (OP)
D cup and I'm happy with that
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:42:03 AM No.81469304
Technically like 6.7 inches, but I can fraud to make it seem like 7. Never used it and looks weirdly big on my 5'7 ass
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:10:33 PM No.81469859
>>81468763 (OP)
not big
yes it matters
no im not, it's yet another reason why i should kms
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 1:35:47 PM No.81470029
>>81468935
>litearlly a top 0.0001% dick
really?
>>81468926
>top 1% dick
yeah "like" bro

>>81469304
literally my height and size.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:10:13 PM No.81470543
>>81468763 (OP)
Around 7 i haven't measured in a while because i dont care.
Never had sex.
Its probably good but whatever
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 3:57:39 PM No.81470865
>>81468763 (OP)
7.1"x5.7"

Yeah I'm not unhappy with it, but being 8"x6" would be cool
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:02:48 PM No.81470896
>>81468763 (OP)
>how big
a little over 9 inches
>does size matter
it's too individual. i'd say you're good as long as you're not in either extreme and you give an effort
>happy
i'm grateful for it. i'm ugly, short, and broke, so i'd have no sexual validation otherwise.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:03:18 PM No.81470899
7.3x5.2
If I had extra 0.5 inches of girth I'd be happy with it, but we make do with what we have.
I don't know if it matters I'm a KHHV.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:05:27 PM No.81470915
>>81468763 (OP)
6.5" useless cuz I'm a tranny
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:23:21 PM No.81471026
>>81470915
nature is beyond cruel
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:24:26 PM No.81471032
>>81470896
Faggot larper - post with a ruler then
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:26:38 PM No.81471045
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1567834825
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>>81468763 (OP)
I have an average 6x5.5 inch dick (no bonepressing to cheat) and have slept with a few handful of women. Does it matter? Yes. Women actively make fun of small penises and do not date men who possess them. Am I happy with it? Yeah. I'd honestly take a slightly smaller dick if it meant all my social/mental issues were cured.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:29:16 PM No.81471065
>>81468763 (OP)
if i had the choice of being too big or too small then obviously I'd choose too big. if nothing else I can always do porn. what's a microdick supposed to do? embrace cuckoldry? I'd rather rope
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:29:55 PM No.81471069
>>81471032
i don't feel like being saved to a dick pic folder
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:31:29 PM No.81471078
>>81468763 (OP)
>how BIG ARE YOU?
6'0
>Does it matter?
no
>Are you happy with it?
yes
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:32:56 PM No.81471088
>>81468763 (OP)
>be TRULY honest anon...
6.6in erect but a little under 3in when flaccid.
>Does it matter?
No because my avoidant introverted personality means I'm a wizard. Volcel at this point as well. I drunkenly went on Omegle one time and miraculously encountered an Asian woman who wanted to see it. I got hard and showed it to her and she said it's scary big and she'd never seen a dick as big as mine. But she did say she rarely masturbates and she was ugly and a virgin.
>Are you happy with it?
Yea. It's small enough to not be inconvenient when I'm doing non-horny stuff and big enough for my hands when I'm masturbating. Lucky enough to also have my foreskin so masturbation is very easy and doesn't require lube.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:34:22 PM No.81471481
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>>81468763 (OP)
>how BIG ARE YOU?
6.5x6in
>Does it matter?
Kinda? The one time I got lucky she loved the size but it was difficult going in because she was a virgin. Otherwise, it doesn't. Unless you're going to be flashing women, they'll have no idea how big you are.
>Are you happy with it?
Yeah, sure. Lets me delude myself it'll prove itself useful some day. But honestly I'm just glad I don't have a micro-dick.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:45:32 PM No.81472673
Being big doesn't matter if you can't even get a date
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:49:52 PM No.81472708
>>81472673
being small matters even when you can't get a date, you wouldn't get it
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:50:32 PM No.81472713
>>81472708
For what? Jerking off? It doesn't, retard
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:52:01 PM No.81472730
>>81472713
it's an ego/shame thing that constantly weighs on you
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:53:41 PM No.81472746
>>81472730
If there's something to be ashamed of, be ashamed of not being able to get a date. Only then can you possibly worry about microdick. How many times has a girl laughted at your dick? Lemme guess, zero. Because nobody comments on things they don't see. Do you get it yet?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:56:28 PM No.81472761
>>81472746
not being able to get a date is way more common and not even close to be as embarrassing as being known as the small dick guy
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:57:23 PM No.81472772
Like a redbull can (not one of the shortened ones) but it doesn't matter at all because the only girl I'll ever love is gone and random women don't even exist to me
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:57:35 PM No.81472778
>>81472761
Known as the small dick guy? Do you walk around with your pants down in public?
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:17:47 PM No.81472899
>>81470543
>>81470865
Nothing to see here, folks, just the top, one percent penis size casually strolling into this thread
>>81470896
Nothing to see here folks, just a top 1/10 of one 100 penis size in this thread, totally bro, totally 9 inches totally
>>81470899
>>81470915
Just some more people that are in the top 5% of dick sizes. What are the chances of that?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:19:13 PM No.81472908
>>81471045
Probably one of the few believable posts you Are still way above average

>>81471088
>>81471481
Just some more top 5% penis, sizes here, 100%, legit folks
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:28:43 PM No.81473009
Pre-Fat nerf at 230lbd
8.6in length by 6in girth (circumference)

Fat nerf at 280lbs
7.3 sometimes .6in

If I went down to a healthy bf% or weight I would be touching or be above 9in. But it seems that anything above 8in seems to be a curse hopefully when I use my cock it won't hurt the Bitch.

>T. Blk guy
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:34:08 PM No.81473062
>>81468763 (OP)
7 inch
Yes
Maybe
Size is just another way to compete with other.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 9:41:34 PM No.81473675
Mine is 4 inches. I'm not very happy about it since it completely and utterly bars me from being able to feel what it's like to be loved by a woman. However I don't wish for a bigger dick. Rather I just wish that women could love me the way I am.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:07:05 PM No.81473917
>>81472899
If you want a picture of my cock, you're gonna have to beg like a good little slut
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:30:28 PM No.81474190
>>81468763 (OP)
4.25, yes, no. All women fantasise about big cocks and make jokes about small ones.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.81474226
3 inches
Why would I care? Women's pleasure doesn't matter.
I'm indifferent to it. I didn't choose it.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:58:29 PM No.81474450
Trooned out and went from 9in to a little over 7in. Still long enough to tit fuck myself though so I'm not complaining.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:08:22 PM No.81474536
>>81473917
Post dat bwc plssss
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:13:24 PM No.81474583
>>81474536
https://litter.catbox.moe /jsj2ftrysyyhryvi.webm
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:30:30 PM No.81474739
>>81472899
it's partly because guys with small pp are rather ashamed thanks to foids bodyshaming, so they don't exactly feel good about sharing
meanwhile, chad thundercock gets dopamine from swinging it around and looking down on dicklets, so they spam post whenever they can
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:32:33 AM No.81475372
mine is 5inch n skinny as fuck, and i have problems getting it up, no one seems to care but the fat ones. have slept with approx. 100+ and never had serious complaints. met a few girls who'd slept with guys with micropenises and didn't seem that fussed about it, said it was an interesting experience. they could be lying but thought it was an interesting add on for people on the lower end of the scale. couldn't give less of a fuck to be honest, any anyone who's going to get weird over unchangable characteristics is not worth having.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:36:55 AM No.81475415
>>81473917
You're talking to a man you fucking faggot
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:37:51 AM No.81475426
>>81473009
just a top 0.0001% dick size
totally normal
im actually black and FIFTY INCHES

>>81473062
>>81474450
more literal bs
>>81473917
dont post your angle-frauded unmeasured cock anon
bye
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:38:46 AM No.81475431
My shaft alone is as long as a monster can and my thickness is close to that as well.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:39:33 AM No.81475438
>>81470029
>really?
Yes. I genuinely didn't know it was that uncommon. It's weird. My voice got deep as hell early on and I remember my beard and mustache started growing when I was like 14. I've never really looked into it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:37 AM No.81475510
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>>81468763 (OP)
>all these massive virgin shlongs in this thread
kek how do you niggers even measure, from tip to balls? rounded up by 3 inches?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:48:13 AM No.81475543
>>81475510
>ChatGPT
>"stretched"
I don't care if you believe me or not, but this is just retarded. Most people aren't even measuring their dicks.
Replies: >>81475579 >>81475597
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:51:36 AM No.81475579
>>81475510
>>81475543
no guys its TOTALLY this thread is filled with 0.01% dick sized giga chads.
Replies: >>81475928
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:53:33 AM No.81475597
>>81475543
oh is chatgpt bluepilled about dick sizes now when it's compiling research papers?
it's just funny how measurements done by actual doctors are nowhere near what dudes report
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:26 AM No.81475928
>>81475579
>0.01%
why are you so hung (heh) up on this. no shit anons are going to lie.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:17 AM No.81476174
>>81468763 (OP)
My peenor is 18cm long but I ejaculate really fast. None of that matters because I can't get women to fug me
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:56 AM No.81476350
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>>81476174
daaaaaaamn anon a 1 in 200 dick!
legittttt
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:08 AM No.81476413
>>81476350
What is this? Peenor calculator?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:23:52 AM No.81476421
if i save this image and repost it will people embarrass themselves for my amusement?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:04 AM No.81476438
>>81476413
calc sd
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:31:15 AM No.81476494
>>81475426
First I'm Blk and I know this is 4cucks but where is the lie? Like anything above 7 is almost just unless bro stop obsessing over cocks 5.5in