Hypothetically if you got diagnosed with brain cancer and only had a year to live. What would you do?

i would live like a sasquatch rapist-murderer in the pacific northwest until i get a wikipedia page

>>81469015 (OP)
I have been diagnosed and have maybe a decade or decade and a half to live, not with cancer some other stuff
I still haven't figured what I want to do, it's a really hard one, and no >do cocaine and hookers
is a bad answer

>>81469035
You could become famous like Luigi?

>>81469045
meh, who really cares, it's not like Luigi achieved anything with his stunt

>>81469015 (OP)
i would probably browse 4chan even more obsessively to take my mind off it. no grand gesture or soul searching though.

>>81469015 (OP)
Withdrawal my six figure life savings, go to a park, put all the money on the ground in a pile. Soak it and my self in gasoline, sit on the pile and set it on fire. I'd bring a gun too, just in case someone tries to stop me or rob me. Also a good back up plan if the fire doesn't do the job.

I choose when I die, not the cancer.

>>81469015 (OP)
I've been told I have approximately three months to live on account of my mild headache and the fact that I've forgotten how to spell simple words I used to know. Instead of seeing a doctor and confirming, I'm already adjusting to it. Still don't know what I should put on my bucket list--all I have written down is "SEX! SEX! SEX! SEXO!". Any recommendations before Tumor-kun takes me into that gentle goodnight?

>>81469072
can you buy a motorcycle and just zoom around? seems fun

>>81469015 (OP)
I was diagnosed 4 months ago and immediately asked my best friend out, been fucking literally daily since

>>81469061
why not burn the pile but then just shoot yourself afterwards instead of dying an excruciating death by self-immolation

>>81469074
It'd take too long to obtain a motorcycle license in my state--approximately six months apparently. If the DMV knew I had le cancer, they'd definitely prolong the process.

Then again, who gives a fuck about a motorcycle license if I have muh cancer?
>>81469061
Cancer-kun and I came to an agreement that he'd commit seppuku and take me along with him exactly three months from yesterday.

>>81469047
It's not about the fame, it's about sending a message.

>>81469086
I like the idea of pain before I die. It's natural, like when animals slowly get eaten with their entrails hanging out. I imagine the intensity of the sensation would be unlike anything else. Even if I survived, it would be worthless to experience anything else, because any feeling would pale in comparison. Good way to end things.

Probably kill myself as painlessly as I could

>>81469116
>Peed his pants
>Toilet right behind him
>People can piss themselves from torture
>Photo uploaded despite serving no legal reason

American cops are some of the most disgusting pigs on the planet.

remove the restrictions i put on myself in regards to the information i share online.

>"hey anon what do you do?"
>i draw and shit
>"oh cool can i see some of it?"
>no

but instead just say fuck it and show them everything. i'll be like those normies who attach their irl self with what they do online. except i'm only doing it just to feel something before death. imagine being as paranoid as me. it's so hard making friends online.

>>81469379
>remove the restrictions i put on myself
This except not in the way you described it; not spreading my asshole on cam. I'll remove the mental barriers which limit my physical strength. I'll be able to lift a car over my head.

>>81469047
I beg to differ. While the Healthcare industry hasn't improved it did set a precedent; if you make things bad enough we (the lower classes) will kill you.

If someone else does it, it would strengthen this precedent. And probably inspire others to do the same.

>>81469015 (OP)
nothing, just rot to death as always

>>81469376
I disagree. In this case it would have been great if the cops would have beat him within an inch of his lifetime I'll let him heal, and just keep that doing that over and over again. That's what murderers should get.

>>81469015 (OP)
>Hypothetically if you got diagnosed with brain cancer and only had a year to live. What would you do?
Try to find somewhere to euthanise myself.
It's pretty evil that people with terminal cancer are almost all expected to just rot away into an awful death.
This is why I hope it's a heart attack that kills me. Ideally sudden.

nothing, it's kind of like an oath of mine. I will never do a fucking thing, ever.

>>81469015 (OP)
Allow my body to be used by cabals on anonymous homosexuals for whatever degenerate desires they please. Also I think I'd take up pottery if I had the space and money.

>>81469694
Cops murder people all the time and they get a paid vacation for it. Be careful anon, there could be a Luigi waiting to stomp you out.

>>81469047
Pick someone good OP. Believe in yourself.

>>81469015 (OP)
i would die in a year

>>81469015 (OP)
things that I cannot discuss on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum

>>81469694
>That's what murderers should get.
Oh? Murderers like the guy Luigi shot?

Realistically I'd probably just spend the year in an insufferable self-pitying funk wondering what I did to deserve such a cruel fate, I don't do well with deadlines

A year is long enough to get treatment for it and get a longer life. I know a few that had only "a week" to live, yet ended up living 3 more years sice they started right away.

>>81470328
>Murderers like the guy Luigi shot?
Underrated statement.

>deny coverage for life saving procedures
>die in agonizing pain just so the CEO can have enough money to buy his third yacht

>>81469694
>That's what murderers should get.
Murderers such as the UnitedHealthcare CEO who let hundreds of thousands of people die to line his pockets, yeah?

>>81470534
Skindeed. Murder doesn't necessarily have to be active. I can kill someone with my words, or my signature, or by use of a memorandum. I still know what I'm doing. It's still my fault. I'm just not the guy holding the knife.

>>81469015 (OP)
Have a holiday somewhere nice and finish it up the ascension/gateway tapes good time to exit as an /x/ cross poster

>>81469015 (OP)
I would reverse it by eating a lot of raw animal products and live happily ever after