I know shes not real but there has to be older women with a drinking problem who will cutely abuse me and tease me, right? I think they are called cougars but how do I find them? Is there a way to find a single or divorced woman?

>>81472001 (OP)
>there has to be older women with a drinking problem who will cutely abuse me and tease me, right?
Nope. That's a male fantasy, fren. The entire point is that such women do not exist.

>>81472001 (OP)
Misato's "baggage" is being a nympho
The average unmarried 30 old-year woman's baggage is poor hyigene and bpd

it's a dark world

>>81472033
If men can abuse and tease women, then women can do the same thing. We just have to find them. I know some women who are drunks, surely it could not be that hard.

>>81472052
Maybe theres another country I could go to to find these women. I know this is likely true for women in America, perhaps I will find better luck in Europe or Asia

>>81472001 (OP)
I used to date a woman like that, she was 5 years older than I was. The benders get worse over time and you will have to take her to a hospital where a doctor will tell you that she needs to stop or her liver will just give up.
She goes to a rehab clinic where she doesnt get to talk to you as much and when she does she talks about the boring activities (assuming it's a nice place and not a place where she gets molested).
Once she gets out she wants to do with her previous life and start anew, drifting away from you despite not knowing exactly herself why.
Sex was great though and we played games together.

>>81472086
*she wants to do away with her previous life

>>81472086
I think closest I ever got was this woman I met online who was like 23 and I was like 15. Despite how much she talked, harassed, flirted with me, we never did more than some stuff on the phone. But thats not really a Mistao Experience

>>81472115
Mine wasn't a misato experience either but she did push me into sex more than the other way around. Still had that standard woman thing where I had to open up first before she shared her fantasies. She was a bro in every other aspect so I didnt feel ashamed to initiate anyway.

>>81472162
>I had to open up first before she shared her fantasies
Doesn't this give women the ick?

>>81472061
>cutely
Good luck with that. You can find someone who will abuse you, just not in a ha-ha funny make pp big way.

>>81472223
It usually does, my first ever gf quickly noped out lol.
I think because she was also a degen, not the usual "oh spit on me and choke me" woman, she didn't mind.

>>81472272
>It usually does
It is hereby confirmed that women are evil heartless creatures with no empathy.