neet for six years, parents finally gave me the get a job asap or be homeless ultimatum. what do

>>81472573 (OP)
do what they say and get a job and stop being a pedo

real easy solution is to get a job and stop being a retarded bum

I would feel awful if I was taking advantage of my parents like this

>pic confirmed OP is a fat greasy man who lives on dino nuggies and doesnt know how to wash

>>81472573 (OP)
Spend 20 hours reading about philosophical pessimism and then write a dissertation explaining how the blame for your life being trash is entirely the fault of those who brought you into this world.

https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1615766/romania-man-sets-his-aunt-on-fire-in-apartment-foyer-see-info/

You know what must be done but you cry and complain and push it off. What's it matter if they don't want to see you ?

>>81472573 (OP)
idk, mine just pity me more every year, i've invited them to do that to me plenty of times, they say they never could and they just worry, pretty sure they won't do it because they like having someone do all the chores without being asked, i think in a way parents like yours love you more