Thread 81473953 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1149 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.81473953
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It's kind of funny that they're a bit stinky. Given how much it's sought after, the stinkiness gets a chuckle from me.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:27:57 PM No.81474159
>>81473953 (OP)
You know from personal experience?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:29:20 PM No.81474177
>>81474159
I've sampled three. They weren't bad or terribly offputting. But definitely something to take note of. Although I'm still a technical virgin.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:30:32 PM No.81474192
>>81474177
sampled three but still virgin?
>walks up to vagina and takes a sniff
>"i see"
>leaves
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:32:16 PM No.81474209
>>81474192
I mean I've been to what boomers would call "third base."
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:42:08 PM No.81474274
>>81473953 (OP)
this post may as well have been written by ai. . autism is such a sad condition. you faggots sound like robots
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:46:54 PM No.81474883
>>81473953 (OP)
yeah it stinks. Im probably autistic but i hate weird smells. it puts me off sex. Ive been with 4 girls now and its always the same. at first it doesn't smell but once shes been wet for a while its just musty and nasty
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 11:56:44 PM No.81474985
>>81474883
And it's worse in the summer.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:18 AM No.81475045
>>81473953 (OP)
even worse when you consider how close the asshole is to the vagina, its like a design flaw
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:17:25 AM No.81475840
>>81475045
Unless the butthole is freshly showered and clean. Then it's a bonus.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:13 AM No.81475898
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>>81475045
Could you like shut up about that please
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:25 AM No.81475944
>>81473953 (OP)
I love the smell and taste, nothing beats it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:24 AM No.81476308
What does it smells like?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:55 AM No.81476318
>>81475898
lol it's literally an inch from the butthole
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:38 AM No.81476345
>>81475898
i think a cute little butthole parked neatly next to a pretty pusy aint all that bad
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:49:45 AM No.81476629
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>>81476345
Totally. orignalititito
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:27 AM No.81476742
>>81476308
little fishy, little asshole-y, some sweat for sure, if they're deep in period town it smells 'strong' idk like musky mixed with coppery from the blood, but a very strong kind of whiff. some girls smell more sour or sharp, kinda like how cheese is (not the same smell-wise but conceptually). sometimes it tastes a little tangy almost like a semi-healed cut in your mouth or something, no blood taste but kind of sharp or something. some girls staaaaaank no matter the time of day and obviously fat girls are usually worse, but not always if they're not crazy fat and take a shower before hand
'cleanest'/best smelling is a girl that doesn't wear underwear to bed, but something loose overtop.
don't get all
>ree normalfaggot off my board
ive been here 15 years, but not specifically the robot board, but i'm old enough to literally remember foreveralone memes before wojak was even 'feels guy' lick my balls
but yeah vaginas smell, not always bad. and a hymen is a surprisingly small amount of blood, at first I thought she was on her period but later I found out that is a lot more blood soakin into the dick and you really gotta wash or its sticky, the hymen was just a trickle and I looked down and saw a bit of blood on my dick. when she admitted it I was kinda shocked and probably stood there lookin like an idiot, can't imagine I said anything remotely romantic unfortunately. what a dumb kid I was (and am)
thank you for reading my blogpost. most women are toxic whores (and the nice ones all have boyfriends)
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:14:35 AM No.81476828
>>81476318
>Being mean on r9k in 2025
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:19:03 AM No.81476854
If the pink stink I won't think it's not for me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:51:24 AM No.81477083
It's extremely counterintuitive. The rainforest pussy didn't smell, well it did but only lightly and it was a pleasing scent. The shaved/trimmed ones were actually unpleasant. Like not so bad you forgo sex completely, but it's enough to make you u-turn as you're kissing down her belly.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:01:55 AM No.81477161
Vaginas always have a smell even after a shower. Its a musky kinda sour stink that never fully goes away no matter how clean a girl is. Most guys notice it and yeah it can be pretty off putting if you think about it. Its weird that anyone wants to put their face or dick near something that smells like that but obviously people still do. Some girls have less of a smell but for the most part 90 percent have that natural funk and its honestly kinda nasty if you really pay attention to it. The smell comes from bacteria called lactobacilli and other microbes living down there breaking down sweat and fluids and releasing those odors. If shes hairy down there the smell can stick to the hair and hold on even more making the stink last longer and get stronger. Its part of the package and theres no way to get rid of it completely without wrecking the natural balance. If the stink is way worse than normal then yeah that probably means something is wrong but usually its just that mild but noticeable funk that you can never fully escape. So yeah vaginas stink in a weird way but thats just how it is and anyone who says otherwise is either lying or has never been with a real girl.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:07:27 AM No.81477187
Vaginas always have a smell and theres also all that discharge stuff. My last girlfriend when we fucked from behind Id get this nasty white creamy crap all over my dick and it was fucking gross. After Id cum inside I really didnt want to go back in until she cleaned up and let it drip out because that shit was nasty as hell. Sometimes when she was riding me cowgirl shed get off and Id close my eyes while she ran to grab a wet towel to wipe everything off cause she knew I was disgusted by that nasty goo. The only times I really like sex is when theyre wet and its all clear and slick not that thick white grossness. That discharge is a whole other level of stink and honestly just makes it harder to enjoy.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:07:56 AM No.81477190
>>81477161
You notice the smell even better when you reenter the room after getting her all hot n bothered. It doesn't help that pussy gets hotter when aroused so it exudes more smell faster. Can be pleasant if you're horny.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:11:37 AM No.81477206
On top of everything already mentioned, a lot of girls simply don't know how to wash their genitals well. Gynecologists mention how a lot of women just don't know they are supposed to wash their vulvas because they believe the entire pussy is self cleaning instead of just their vagina.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:13:30 AM No.81477215
>>81477190
I don't have the FAX to back this up, but I don't believe it's because the pussy is getting hotter. I'm pretty sure, it's simply because the mucous membranes of the vaginal canal start excreting more fluid. More fluid, and all the sudden that bacteria has all of this stuff to start munching on and off gassing it's particular smells like that lactobacilli I was talking about earlier. Like, sweat doesn't smell, it's the organisms on the skin that are consuming it and producing that gas from their tiny microscopic bodies.

Also one of my ex-girlfriends was a roommate for like a year, and I had to tell her to quit fucking jacking off in her room because the entire room, smelled so nasty. It was a mixture between like, sweat and piss. I later realized that it was all from pissing. Something that they like to playfully call squirting, but it's pissing. And for those who don't understand, it's some sort of bodily mechanism that even if they piss right before they start having sex, the act of sex will quickly start filling up the bladder, and you have to understand that all of these organs that create fluids, they're taking pretty much a blood plasma, filtering out what it doesn't want, so that's where the water content comes from, straight from the blood, and then it adds, through the thickness of the membrane of that organ, other things that that organ creates. So anyway, that's why I squirt for the most part will be pretty clear, because it created that fluid really quick and there's very little waste in it from the body as that is a waste processing unit. And then ass orgasm they have something to excrete... piss. Heavily diluted piss, piss nonetheless. So her room was stinking like crazy and it would Loft into the rest of the house if she kept her door open. Like, put a towel down, and throw that towel right into the fucking washer when you're done pissing all over it you nasty bitch.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:19:01 AM No.81477259
>>81477215
Well, heat accelerates the evaporation of fragrance and helps diffuse the aromas.
More aroma compounds may be released but that's the same for other hot zones like your pulse, pits, head and feet.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:30:51 AM No.81477704
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>>81473953 (OP)
I like how pusy smells. sure it's not a patch of roses. but pure female musk is irresistible.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:34:57 AM No.81477732
>>81477161
My ex was always wet AF and all I smelled was salty goodness. I've had others that were a road trip across Iowa smell down there
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:38:29 AM No.81477751
It is hilarious and hot to see men talking about musk and desiring it when women aren't like that at all. We like when a man smells good and clean but we aren't like you guys fetishizing stink. Men are really just on another level and I've learned that if a guy doesn't want my stinkiness he just doesn't like me. Shine on stink appreciators you nasty bastards
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:00:07 AM No.81477921
>>81477751
You do you, but I've had more than one gf get REALLY into my stank, and 2 in particular REALLY into ma jizz. I'm not just talking about about the standard "mmm I love yer baby syrup" I mean like full on jump me to get to that precum while fooling around.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:15:42 AM No.81478369
>>81477751
Attraction for women is mostly visual. You, like tall, broad shoulders, and spectacular displays of violence and cruelty. Men feel attraction on a much deeper level. A woman's stink is half of her attractiveness. Birth control throws off natural hormones and alters smell so it is as if she can not get pregnant. Then for good measure women flood their largest organ with a deluge of who knows what, parabens, alcohols, aluminum, and artifical scents. All to eradicate her beauty and hide any that may have survived.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:08:54 AM No.81478600
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>>81477704
High test post right here, proud of you son.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:09:05 AM No.81478604
>>81476629
It's really pretty desu
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:00:07 AM No.81479410
>>81474274
/board

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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:07:54 PM No.81479709
American women stink because they're perpetually on antibiotics, which get prescribed like water over there, as well as shitty nutrition.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:05:24 PM No.81480291
>>81473953 (OP)
yep kinda hilarious; the megagod of our universe smells like tuna.