talk to the obese ugly retarded smelly NEET girl - /r9k/ (#81476657) [Archived: 1061 hours ago]

sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 2:52:14 AM No.81476657
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what would you do if i randomly moved in
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:53 AM No.81476684
I would be happy because you are really cute and sexy, I would force you to be my girlfriend. I know it's unrealistic but I sometimes fantasize about a girl showing up in my life randomly and she becomes my gf, I have never had one before, I am a lonely adult man.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:17 AM No.81476687
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stinky smelly foid you need a shower
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:58:08 AM No.81476702
>>81476657 (OP)
why, you looking for a place to stay?
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 3:06:18 AM No.81476760
>>81476684
how would you even go about forcing someone to be your gf?
>>81476702
not currently i do not even have a job or car yet. i wouldnt be able to pay for rent
>>81476687
ive been showering but in the sick way where you just do it to feel the heat
healthy for my hair ngldesusenpai
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:42 AM No.81476785
i would drag you outside everyday and whip you to make you walk and i would force you onto a healthy diet thereby turning you into a healthy attractive woman that i can have intercourse with
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:09:27 AM No.81476789
>>81476760
By giving a tight hug and not letting go
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:10:14 AM No.81476793
where can i find all of sems sexy sexy pics
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 3:13:54 AM No.81476818
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>>81476785
we can also play video games instead of sex anon

>>81476789
interesting technique. i wonder if it would work in practice
>>81476793
in picrel
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47
6/13/2025, 3:14:23 AM No.81476826
>>81476657 (OP)
emotionally abuse you. a lot.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:18:34 AM No.81476847
>>81476684
You're so fucking pathetic dude. Have some respect for yourself. God damn. I feel hurt seeing my own kin turning out like this. At least have some higher standards for fuck's sake.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:28:49 AM No.81476927
>>81476657 (OP)
i would store our combined stink in a jar and then sell it to the darkweb as a bioweapon
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:29:25 AM No.81476934
start plapping you immediately or something. you know. fuck first, ask questions later.

>>81476818
release the archives...
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:42:39 AM No.81477017
>>81476847
Yeah well, I hurt too
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:44:23 AM No.81477030
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>>81476657 (OP)
>what would you do if i randomly moved in
Nothing. I will never do anything.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:45:09 AM No.81477035
>>81476657 (OP)
good looking convincing my mom to take in another parasite
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:54:49 AM No.81477109
>>81476760
are you looking to move out of NH someday?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:56:25 AM No.81477128
>>81476657 (OP)
i would bully you for being fat until you overpowered and graped me
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 4:04:21 AM No.81477173
>>81477109
idk maybe. i dont have much tying me down here desu

>>81476826
ytho
and how


>>81476927
new nerve gas has been released
>>81476934
joever. rape ending

NO. archives will not be released...
they die with this computer
>>81477035
kek
>>81477128
based rape ending
how would u bully me tho ?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:05:40 AM No.81477178
>>81477173
>how would u bully me tho ?
saying you are bad at video games and that your drawings are cringe
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:17 AM No.81477266
>>81477173
>NO. archives will not be released...
I don't believe that unless you delete it all right.... NOW
It's nothing we haven't seen (and fapped to) before :p
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:59:17 AM No.81477479
>>81477266
Stop being such a thirsty coomer for every fat girl wtf is wrong with you
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:01:35 AM No.81477494
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>>81477173
i live in massachusetts sems lemme come plap your delightfully squishy body and fall asleep in your rolls
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sage
6/13/2025, 5:03:26 AM No.81477503
>>81476684
This is so insanely pathetic man. They make websites for this stuff now, you can do it in private
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:11:45 AM No.81477562
>>81477479
>wtf is wrong with you
fat fetish duh
>>81477494
mass is fun. id rather a day out at the arcade tho , NH is home to the one of the best retro arcades....
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 5:12:45 AM No.81477571
>>81477494
>>81477562
oops furgot trip. also mass has gameunderground and an amazing public transit system.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:17:38 AM No.81477600
>>81477571
i've been meaning to check out gameunderground. and i like retro games esp sf3 third strike does the arcade in NH have that? which arcade are u talking about? i am not a total horny degenerate, just hanging out at the arcade does sound like a good time
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:22:04 AM No.81477640
>>81476657 (OP)
If you were a man you would be miserable. No one would talk to you or even acknowledge your existence.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:24:05 AM No.81477650
remove your posting privileges so the board gets one spammer less
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:25:48 AM No.81477658
>>81476657 (OP)
I hope everyone who replies to you after this post, in all future threads, suffers at the hand of this world.
Kill yourselves, demons.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:45 AM No.81477672
>>81476657 (OP)
U already said my shower is too small so...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:28:47 AM No.81477679
>>81476657 (OP)
You should really try tinder. If you like attention, imagine what tinder feels like. You'd also get to have sex with hot men.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:29:56 AM No.81477691
>>81477658
>demons
Demons are good you brainwashed christcuck
47
6/13/2025, 5:31:29 AM No.81477711
>>81477173
too taboo for the normies in this thread but what i can say is id like to pavlov you to associate me to confectionaries since i know youre keen on sweets. seeing your misty eyes when i go out, and i go out often, would make my insides flutter.. not that id show it because im cold and dark triad
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 5:41:27 AM No.81477779
>>81477600
>esp sf3
gameundergrounds a safer bet then if youre very into fightan. theyve a loaded neogeo and tekken 4 dark res (rest is more or less a pinball and rhythm game collection.) also the one in NH is funspot. it is much more targeted towards all genres of retro game (on the third and second floor) however it also is kinda a dave and busters to keep in business ifykwim (slop ticket farming games) however the benefit to funspot is that funspot uses funspot tokens which allows you to enter whenever you would like, no fee for admission and just play until you run out of coins.
>>81477711
wtf holy evil triad digits. but if u knew me... ud know... I AM MORE OF A CHEESE FANATIC.. MUHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHA
i love savory stuff the most. i remember for a while i was just eating boiled chicken with a bit of light mayo and an avacado to lose weight and was quite pleased with that. my favorite cheeses are the gooey ones you see at fairs and ethnic eateries and such but for a charcuterie id want sharp cheddar. i like really reallllllllllly sharp cheddar that makes you wince. i used to just watch a cheese monger slice double creamed cheeses. i would also pick one of those double creamed french cheeses (if i could remember the name), that when you slice becomes a dipping bowl for a charcuterie spread....

if my memories of you were breakfast tea places and the yummy finger sandwiches that come with that would probably be enough to make me feel positively about you
fatty rant over
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:32 AM No.81477794
>>81477679
>You'd also get to have sex with hot men.
Imagine sems getting fucked by some gymbro that she met on tinder.......
sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 5:47:24 AM No.81477825
>>81477640
you mean when i go outside
that is already my existence
lawl
if you mean on the internet then yes probably there too if i was male (maybe i would, but only negative if i was as pervasively present here as a male). such is the way of the world and i cannot truly comment on worldly things, only comment on what i am experiencing of it!

-horse thoughts
>>81477658
lame ahh blud didnt even get digits! Ha Ha hA!!!!!!!
>>81477679
i want to go arcade with people i can shout nigger at in the car
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:48:35 AM No.81477836
>>81477479
>Stop being such a thirsty coomer for every fat girl
"every"? also sems is an attractive fatty.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:50:08 AM No.81477849
>>81477825
>if you mean on the internet then yes probably there too if i was male (maybe i would, but only negative if i was as pervasively present here as a male). such is the way of the world and i cannot truly comment on worldly things, only comment on what i am experiencing of
The fact that you get so much attention on here as an obese woman turns me on. You'll have many suitors in the future and you will obviously pick the best one. The most attractive one.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:51:09 AM No.81477861
>>81477825
>i want to go arcade with people i can shout nigger at in the car
You can meet hot guys from tinder and go to the arcade with them. Live a little.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:56:50 AM No.81477902
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>>81476657 (OP)
I would buy you a macaron gateau from a French baker near here, then drag you to an arcade and we beat all the local minorities in fighting games.

Then at night if cuddle you until you push me off the bed, and I'll go to sleep in a chair instead.
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 6:13:00 AM No.81478015
>>81477902
my mom always complained about that xD "you're pushing me off the bed!!"

idek what a macaron gateau is but id eat it o_o
also yes to this but only if i get neon cheese mac . . .

>>81477861
i dont like using those apps the UI poisons me, and i dont want to be poisoned.

>>81477849
i am too retarded to understand this
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47
6/13/2025, 6:17:40 AM No.81478050
>>81477779
the way you spill your guts in a passionate spiel is so attractive i cant begin to imagine the fit youd throw when im on my way out the door
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:19:22 AM No.81478059
>>81478015
>i am too retarded to understand this
You are beautiful and will have many options when it comes to men and you will pick the most attractive male.
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 6:20:11 AM No.81478063
>>81478059
why does you thinking im pretty turn you on though
is it a cuckold thing
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:27:45 AM No.81478114
>>81477825
>i want to go arcade with people i can shout nigger at in the car
you can find that on Fetlife
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:27:51 AM No.81478119
>>81478063
I'm not sure that I'm quite hanging on here?
>is it a cuckold thing
Oh I think I know what you are asking. Correct me if I'm wrong. Yea it probably is a cuckolding trait to get turned on by the thought of women having sex with hot men.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:29:18 AM No.81478127
>>81476657 (OP)
I would impregnate you
>inb4 you would stop me
what are you gonna do, run away?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:31:27 AM No.81478142
>>81478114
No I think that Tinder is better. The guys there are way hotter. Fetlife is also filled with creeps.

I want you to envision it for me okay. Imagine sems getting absolutely fucked by some gymbro with bulging muscles that she met on tinder. All while her looksmatch sits in his basement gooning to porn. The beautiful part about this is that it isn't a fetish. It's reality.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:31:49 AM No.81478147
>>81476657 (OP)
be rather confused, slightly annoyed, but will adjust and be a friend to help you get better, and repair the broken self view you have, like i also have had of myself except im a guy, still fat ugly smelly and good chance of bein retarded, but im doin my best, and i believe you can too, WAGMI
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:32:46 AM No.81478149
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>>81477030
Based chuddha
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:38:36 AM No.81478197
this thread has 13 empty posts and 13 OP yous
just letting you know that
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:22:51 AM No.81478392
>>81478142
if she does make a tinder she should do the "handcuffs in bio" trick that this guy did, I think it'd really help push her to the front of the line especially because she's a switch IIRC: https://www.fantasticanachronism.com/p/the-harem-of-an-autist
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 8:04:44 AM No.81478586
>>81478392
> "handcuffs in bio"
i am not reading that guys diary but curious so i might look at it l8r
>>81478197
o_o''
>>81478147
practical and smart! i wish you the best nonny.
>>81478127
V_V joever
>>81478114
fetlife ycuky

nobody im replying to is awake right now, id bet.
...
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:11:33 AM No.81478611
>>81478586
I'm awake now. The two of us will stay up all night as I impregnate you.
>inb4 I'm fat
We'll fuck the calories off.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:16:05 AM No.81478640
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>>81476657 (OP)
I would control your diet very strictly and feed you food that will help upregulate thryroid function so you lose weight, as at your current weight a pregnancy would be risky. Once you're down to a healthy weight you'd be plapped daily and bear children.
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 8:44:26 AM No.81478775
>>81478611
checked but as other anons pointed out pls raise ur standards
i would not produce good offspring
>>81478640
. . . .. >.>
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47
6/13/2025, 8:47:38 AM No.81478788
are you going to be my low self esteem gf when your skinny, sems?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:49:19 AM No.81478797
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>>81478586
>practical and smart! i wish you the best nonny.
what does nonny mean, thank u tho, have a good night sems
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sems !kltjFCOGEI
6/13/2025, 8:50:16 AM No.81478802
>>81478788
no
>>81478797
slang for anon
goodnight to you aswell nonny
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:51:05 AM No.81478807
>>81478775
>i would not produce good offspring
I disagree, and there's only one way to find out. I can't stand interacting with normie women, and the thought of mating with one repulses me. I'd rather improve your diet and bring you to the gym with me. After fertilizing your eggs, of course. You see, my standards are quite high, I just see the potential you don't.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:11:35 AM No.81479181
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>>81478807
YOU WANT TO PLAP SEMS BECAUSE YOU THINK SHE HAS POTENTIAL. I WANT TO PLAP SEMS BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY PERFECT! WE ARE.... GRAHHHHHH
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:13:10 AM No.81479193
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>>81479181
NOT THE SAME, ANON. NOT THE SAME AT ALL....
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:22:51 AM No.81479243
>>81479181
Sorry bro she won't be perfect until I whip her into shame and my child is growing inside her. Those are the rules.