Thread 81477281 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1176 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:22:26 AM No.81477281
pepe the pope
pepe the pope
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>create new religion
>decide to worship a sex goddess and masturbation is a form of prayer and offering
>baptising people consists of a bukkaking them
>create a religious text specifying how the goddess wants you to live
>she watches every sex act you do
>religious apparal consists of a gold cock ring for priests
>afterlife consists of every sexual fantasy you ever had and pure euphoria
>watch in the future as it becomes cemented among millions of KHVs

You're welcome bros
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:24:33 AM No.81477291
>>81477281 (OP)
Its never going to be a formal religion that takes over any significant amount of the population. At best it is a cult with personal worship.
Love goddesses are still greater than war gods like yhvh.