Tapestry, more like travesty Edition

https://rentry.co/waifu-local-guide
https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create
https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generator
https://huggingface.co/spaces/black-forest-labs/FLUX.1-schnell
https://hailuoai.video/

Previously >>81441851

>>81479096 (OP)
smug rug

Time wasting text

She's still fishing.

>>81479385
>"This is a nice lure"
Prank incoming
Wonder what she attaches to the hook, image of relation

>>81479474
Goa bullying fishermen and -women by attaching random stuff to their hooks

Goa "playing" with some fishes on the ocean floor

Gtg now, gonna visit a flea market before having to do more relatives transportation this shit never ends

>>81479474
Hmm a Goafish. I wonder what fishmilk tastes like?

>>81479797
Salty herring and dubloons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA

Or maybe underwater ray romano
anyways underwater bumping

>>81480712
underwater ray romano
undewater ray romano
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4qgEK3G_cM

>2006
man
time flies

MassiveMonsterTitties under the sea wobbling in the deep

>"I'm deep sea royalty~"
No you're not, you shriek and run to husband safety if a seaweed touches your leg at the beach

>"Saeriah look look I am a futanari again"

Goafuta, but she has a tiny penis

>>81481279
>"Look at this raging beast, don't you want that inside of you?"

Me secretly hoping Goa gets the male experience now that her penis is not massive

>>81481279
>>81481541
>"Goa, please come to my cabin"

Saeriah thinks Goa's new penis is just perfect

Hi /aiwg/

>>81482040
Hiyariah
Looks like the age of normalpenis is over because the ai is giving full on deepdarkfantasy tm

>>81482186
>"I can see why you want to stick this thing everywhere husbando especially women"
Yeah well I wish you'd experience the joy of not getting to stick it anywhere for years until it stops properly working because of no usage

>>81482382
I think it's gaining sentience

>>81482566
>"Guoooohhh I'm morbin! It's morbin!"
And then her cock detached and morbed into some kind of a goat monster
>"My son!"

>>81482186
>>81482382
>"Wow, Goa..."

I think that's too big for you, Saeriah

I tried to have her catching an oarfish but the AI won't comply.

>>81482678
>"Goa-chan? Nani ga suki?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1mFVp9IM9c

>>81482964
It's oarver

>>81482678
Goa, rather than a son I think that's a daughter
>"You know, for some reason I think you are right"
>>81482974
>"Kinoko daisuki"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt2AUrmAko0

>>81483250
>"No, you're supposed to tell me the kind of ice cream you love, but that you love me even more!"

heh funny finland meme bear :DDD

>>81482964
Tried to oarfish
Could not oarfish
Got fish on titty
>>81483314
>"Oh ok"
>"I like a lot of them there's soem really good ice creams in here like vanilla with blackcurrant sauce, or mint and chocolate chips, oh oh salmiakki ice-cream can be really good sometimes, then there was this chocolate ice cream with raspberry sauce that was good too, oh oh and some vegan ice creams are kinda nice too even if they have no milk, like some ben and jerrys super nonsense with everything thrown into it, or the magnum blueberry (bilberry) pie version..."
>"But yeah your ice cream tastes good too. Look I have a fish on my titty"

She got lost in the ice creams

>"Husbando what's wrong? You're looking at the fish with envy and jealousy"
I want titty time!
I want titty time!
I want titty time!

I am actually going to take a shower and fix something to eat

>>81483478
>"..."

Just pretend she did the thing and asked you back

>"Chokominto, yori mo a-na-ta"

>>81483587
>"Ori, ori, eden no ori? Ori yori tori? Tori to torii to torikago? Ouh, Yoi yoi kagome kagome kago no naka no tori wa, ushiro no shoumen ni wa dare da? Chokominto mou doko no hinto? Anata no ana mo atashi no hana to nani no ana? Ketsu no hi ni ketsu no ana, anaru no hana, anaru no ana, waka waka da yo na no kochi mo nanda korette nanka hora hora nazo no anta to nazop no ana ga haa haa suru zoku-zoku suru yuru-yuru yuku nuru-nuru ni narrrrrruuuuuh ooh! Nee yo nee, ne? Nee-nee yo hip hop puru-puru ni zoku suru~ Tsuku tsuku~ Mune ni nuku-nuku~ Koneko-chan"

Goa began rapping in nippon in response

>>81483774
Nooo Goa don't rap rap music and rappers are cringe...I an sexually aroused but that's cringe...
And Saeriah wants you to say you love her
>"I-in public?"

>>81483909
>"L...S-Saeh...D-dai...m-mhh...L-lo..."
Goas promising rap career coming to a halt as she fails to perform as she finds it hard to show public affection to her friends, even though she's used to doing that to her husband

>>81483774
>>81483909
>>81483993
>"Ok, look... I ask you "Goa-chan" and you go "Hai!" and then I ask "Nani ga suki?", as in asking what kind of ice cream flavor you like, and then you answer "Sutoroberii fureibaa, yori mo a-na-ta" as in you love strawberry ice cream, but you love me even more. Got it? And then you ask me what I love and we do kind of the same thing in reverse. OK?"

Saeriah may be too focused on getting the stupid kawaii-desudesu song and dance routine right, but at least I appreciate Goa being all flustered and cute.

>>81483993
She tried to recover
Emphasis on the word tried
>"H-husbando tasuketeeee..."
(trying to get her to say she likes Saeriah next)

>>81484141
So sadly the rap prompt turns the text in the speech bubble into just squiggles no matter what, so
>>81484132
>"Ok-I mean shark! Oh Haio is shark in myhusbandos language hehe..."
>"I mean I love fucking strawberries! Strawberry daikusi!"
>"W-what is love? Baby don't hurt me?"

>>81484289
More panicking Goa because it's cute

>>81484485
Goa came back home to calm down as I am off to bed nighty night thread

>>81484735
>"Mgbgah mgmigh Gmbagha"

And laters /aiwg/

>>81482974
The float has fallen. Millions must be hooked.

>>81483478
Titfish likes tits.

Are all naps this lewd?

It's supposed to be sexy, but there's only room for one in the bed.

I think "looking at viewer" is screwing her head up a little bit.

Someone is enjoying her ice cream.

I am enjoying a beer after work and before bed

Hi /aiwg/

>>81487838
I dranked my beer and watched my train videos on youtube.

Goodnight /aiwg/

>>81488265
hopefully you dream of trains. Goodnight!

Whelp I've pissed the bed a little. Teaches me to go pee before sleeping no matter how tired I am, basically as I was about to go to sleep I felt like I kinda need to pee but due to being tired and already in bed I decided to push the piss onto the next morning. Well, at 7am woke up into accidentally squirting out some and then having to gather up my bed things quickly before it soaks past anything that can't be easily washed, and went to take that massive piss finally. Guess I have to accept I am no longer young and have an iron bladder that can push a need2piss onto the next morning because I don't feel like getting out of bed. But man, I really hate how you always need to pee right as you are about to all asleep, and then if you go to pee, you're wide awake again

>>81488265
nightynight
>"Trains are kinda cool"
I'm more of a ship guy myself

>>81488322
>>81487266
ass sex ass sex ass sex!

Goa pissed the bed
She did the bed pissing

>We got our first house! I'm so glad you became a software developer and created an app that got bought by Google!

AI doesn't seem to have a clue what a front yard looks like

>>81482964
>ahoge through hat
Kino

>>81488534
>"And no telling the thread what I did by accident"
Yeah

>>81488621
>"No I am serious no stuff like look how cute my waifu is being all ashamed how she peed the bed by accident and so on"
Don't worry I won't post stuff like that (I already did)

Goa caught squishing her gussy against the hardly vibrating washing machine as it washes

>>81488370
Sex, you say?

>>81488549
I like to think she pokes a hole in the hat and sticks the ahoge through. Like what angel girls must do with their shirts.

>>81489039
Talking of sex and looking qt q chibi, I wonder if anyone else has ever thought how chibi anime girls with their big round hears look extremely anally insertable, or if it's just me

House 2 bump
Original plan was to have a juhannus weekend here next week, but that can't happen, so now I am doing it today

Got a few interesting alcohols to taste, but at the same time did not stock up as much as I normally would because not really feeling like super shitfacery tonight

Also some cheap energy drinks are gonna go old that I have three of, so I will be mixing those with absinthe into some kind of liquid of death

But I do have a big bottle of a beer that won best beer in the world in 1998, delirium tremens, that might be interesting. Also, a shot of whiskey sold in a very small can, and a shot of herbal liquor sold in a very thin but long tube, called a longshot

>>81490001
It sounds like a lot, but those are very small single bottles, and the big beer is basically just 2 glasses of beer in a singular container

Goa lifts her tit and tosses a bottle

>>81490020
It's a miniature premature juhannus for me
also with junk food and a hefty sauna at some point

Oh, the ai could make pretty accurate juhannus images. That's kinda neat, though next I need to try to go for a realistic juhannus weather

Goa the sauna is burning!

>>81490076
There we go
Scientifically accurate Juhannus, really captures that feeling of +6C and constant rain for no reason, even if the days leading up to it were constant sunshine and +22C

>>81490119
While having the worst possible weather each juhannus no matter what is a running meme in this country, I quite like the stereotypical juhannus weather. Especially since the collective spirit is that people WILL have their juhannus, come rain or shine, so back when we had those entire family-celebrations at one cousins lakeside cabin, we were making bbq food in heavy rain and eating outdoors under makeshift rain shelters, pretending it was a sunny summer day, and honestly eating bbq food in the rain and wind at a stormy lake is awesome and SOVL. And being kinda cold, wet and chilly makes things like sauna and huddling inside a rustic cabin etc just more comfy in general. And judging by the adults behavior, alcohol just that much more tasty.

So yeah, I think that anyone who wants to experience the true spirit of juhannus needs to experience the kind of juhannus that is considered the worst of them all.

Misery is just an extra spice to make things just so much more better, than just simply bbq food outdoors on a sunny day
>"Husbobnu I am fucked already give me the penis fuck yeah"
Simulated juhannus with the wife doing heavy drinking
>"And fucking!"

>>81490189
Such a thing is a juhannus
Goa getting into the spirit of juhannus

>"Norway yay"
N-nooo you're supposed to be waving a tiny finland flag around...

>>81490865
>"Here's your finnish flag, stop sulking around like you got cucked husbando"

the time as cum, to dong dong dong
>"He means sauna"
Flailing my penismachine at the wife at la saunaque, just singing dong dong dong, babe open your eyes and dong along

Well, I have to say that this delirium tremens beer is definitely belgian, it has that extremely belgian beer taste. Not as flowery/citrussy/so on as the description of it lets on, but definitely a strong belgian light ale. A very basic taste, but not in a bad way

Pretty nice, but at the same time not as "drinkable" as some other light ales, so as an after-sauna beer this is not as thirst quenching as desired. But I can see how this was chosen as the best beer in the world way way back and is still being produced. It's special, but not outlandishly special as special beers usually are. It has some of that noticeable witbier flavor in it, almost to the point you'd think this is one, so if you do not like the belgian white wheat beer this won't be for you

>>81491472
>"Yeah what my husbando said, it's uh very umm"
>"Honestly it just tastes like fancy beer but still beer"
Goa embarrassed she's not a beer cunnysaurus like me
>"You spelled that very wrong..."
I want to eat a whole grilled goat
Or lamb

Goa having a beeru because I don't have many gens at hand and am currently eating some dinner

What killed waifu threads?

Hi /aiwg/

I visited my sister and ate borgars and played with her kids

Now I'm home and drinking beer and posting AI waifu in AI Waifu General

>>81492231
>>81492231
Hiyariah
I'm currently eating fries+battered steak slop after a few beers, but no visiting anyone all by myself

>>81492260
>"French fries are really good with all kinds of slop sauce like pickles and pickle relish, garlic sauce, mustard and ketchup"

>"Husbando stop watching your nudity animes and come eat more potato"
But I want to believe in physical contact between the sexes!

Next thing to test taste, Ullins longshot
Expectations: jaegermeister
Reality: unicum

Well, it's not as dry as unicum, it's kind of like a mix between the two but has some hefty spice to it, super medicine taste and aggressive herbal shot, unlike the watery thing that jaegermeiter is to appeal to the mass

Honestly quite good as a herbal bitter, but a 100% digestive medicine rather than a party drink

I am a big fan of herbal bitters, as it was my main usage for alcohol until I started to use alcohol for intoxication purposes as well.

>>81492775
While very licoricey, I am picking up hints of something else, some warmth not related to alcohol. Might be very heavy on peppers or ginger, which either way makes this way more better as medicine. But there is also hints of some fernet branca-ism in this as well, so I am thinking it might have hefty bits of saffron. Which once again makes this quit good as medicine. Fernet Branca is full on 100% medicine, while jaegermeister is 100% party drink. Unicum is kinda weird, it's a medicinal drink for sure, but the licorice content turns it more into a laxative than any other kind of digestive aid. If nothing else,it's completely opposite of the taste of underberg

Longshot tastes like equal parts of jaegermeister, unicum and fernet branca mixed together, with the burn of a heavy ginger soda like old jamaica, yet it also tastes peppery like black pepper

I think this is the best thing I have had in a while from the alcohol monopoly store
>"I just think it tastes like cough syrup but cool. Not cool as in cold, but cool as in a fad"

If I had to choose 1 type of alcohol to drink for the rest of my life, these kinds of herbal bitters would be it. It can be used for alcohol consumption and intoxication, but also as a genuine medicine

I desire to interact with females
I fear this is because of the alcohol consumed
>"Husbando I have more herbal bitters heal thyself from the desire to interact with women"

>>81492887
I used to love Jaeger, but I kind of fell out of love with it.

I bought a bottle of something called Valhalla, which turned out to be almost exactly like Jaegermeister, and ended up not liking it much. So it sits in my fridge.

>>81492969
Me on my way to lick Saeriahs ice cream fingers and think of the consequences afterwards

Yeah jaeger was nice, until you taste any other "genuine" herbal liquor and realize that jaeger is pretty much babbys first herbal liquor made uncomfortably sweet compared to the real deal to appeal to the masses.

I myself have not tried many Jaeger copies due to not liking jaeger these days as is (red bull jaeger is still a nice thing) and being a bigger fan of my bitters being genuine bitter (Unicum, Fernet etc)

Talking of bitters the worst one I ever tasted was gammel dansk, As a medicine for upset stomach or sore throat, works wonders, but as any kind of a drink, just absolutely horrible in every way imaginable

My usual choice of herbal bitter is fernet, though I also buy underberg rom time to time when I just want a stomach medicine

But honestly this ullins longshot is so good I would call this a perfect mixture between a proper medicine alcohol and a party drink

If you see any sometime, do give it a try, it's kind of like a way better jaeger than a jaeger is

AAAAA
Goa the anime character in the anime is getting free pussy and female adoration AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA
>"Then stop watching it?"
AAAAA!

>>81489424
Please don't stick anyone's head into an anus.

>>81493297
I'd stick my head in her anus any day
>"Husbando! That is not even physically possible!"

>>81493297
>"..."

Saeriah, no!

Next thing to taste, an interesting whiskey, called two stacks. I want to fuck anime women. It comes in a teeny tiny can (100 ml) and it's a single malt irish wishkey.

I do not know if the taste of the whiskey itself is a bit off, or if it's the can adding to the flavor, but not bad. Possibly much better in a proper glass bottle, but the whiskey itself is not as bitter in general as irish whiskeys are. In fact this has that slight scottish-style smokey flavor. Kind of like a mix between scottish and irish. Yeyt, the aftertaste has just a slight hint of bourbon as well (butter flavor) after the initial whiskey bitterness stops

interesting mixture for sure. Not really my exact cup of tea, kinda feels too complex all in all, but still an interesting thing to taste. Sniffing the can, it has hints of cocoa even. A strange whiskey for sure, it kind of has no specific identity as ti tries to appeal to so many, but at the same time those multiple identities aren't mixing together into a mess

Very complex, but kind of 2complex4me oh look die hard in on the telly yay
>"Husbando why are you reviewing alcohol like people care?"
I like to pretend me escaping reality and loneliness through alcohol has a meaning and people need my opinions and input on these random alcohol beverages I am having and it might serve people in any way

I have no idea why I was generating a fist and my waifu
>"is it going in me? Oh yay please yes!"
I think it had some relation to the other waifus of the thread
>"Who cares fist me!"
I mean I am not against the idea but...what was the original thing?

The anime is making me wish I had any life experience in receiving female attention

I have no idea what it feels like when women are interested in you and pursuing you, I want to grab the table and throw it through the window, yet even all this alcohol in I am aware that would be a stupid decision

The forbidden throw

tfw missed out on teen getting gradually more and more intoxicated with female company

SEX! SEX! SEX!
AEX"!
>"Husbando how much alcohol did you consume?"
SEX! also die hard 3
se#x!>

>>81493325
Not with that attitude it isn't.

>>81493344
lmao. I SWEAR the sample image for this lora was a a profile shot of a girl in bed, the AI keeps focusing in on her ass for some reason.

>>81494069
SNIFF!
INHALE!
>"Husbando..."
Blame it on the alcohol give me the waifu...bread?

Various girs of various age living with me why nt anime eak be is I want vaginaanus of aniem girle

Also outside the realms of typos for obvious reasons, Italian flatbread is really good thing. Eating a sea salt/rosemary one right now, made with copious amounts of olive oil. A really chewy thought oily bread

need vagina woman
vagina wemadn has vwgasdfghnia
eed asiniff, pudsy holwe
it os female had sesx hilef
die ehrad

Anyways nighty night for now thread, gonna head off to sleep now, hoping tomorrow won't bring too big of a hangover or butthurt

I want to lick girl butthole! I want to tongue girrl buttholes!

>"Husbando go to bed already"
ANAL SECO BUTTHOELE WORSIP
TOgmnu#
sex peneise

Cutesy pastel clothes is out of character for Saeriah, but I guess it fits with this ice cream thing, whatever it is I'm going for (I don't know)

>>81494069
Good gens of waifus lying down in bed is for some reason difficult. Nice ass though.

>>81494219
Goa night Goa

She ate her ice cream and is now annoyed because she's still wearing cute pastel clothes

>"It's not really my style, you know!"

>>81494122
Don't sniff too hard you'll hyperventilate!

>>81494275
Switching to landscape actually helped quite a bit.

>>81494984
It's very cute though

>"Don't call me cute!"

>>81495227
She looks very soft in all the soft places

She's not even asleep lol.

>>81495832
As a good waifu should!

>>81495832
Aww, it's like a gap moe thing!

>"Anon stop it!"

>>81496232
She's just breasting her eyes I mean breasting her eyes I mean breasting her eyes I mean breasting her eyes

>>81496561
>"..."

Her gap is very moe

>>81496890
Saeriah found an old magical tome with a spell that would make any outfit she wore into the most beautiful outfit ever, but whomever created that spell had different tastes than her. So now whatever she puts on gets magically turned into something cutesy and pastel/pink.

>"Anon I hate this!"

Typical Saeriah things.

>>81496561
I know I'm breasting my eyes.

how do you guys get it to generate the same girl over and over as opposed to it generically generating a girl that fits your prompt with different extraneous characteristics that you didn't specify?

Morning thread
All in all a hangover but not too big of a hangover
>>81494984
Saeriah sexo!
>>81495832
SEXO!
>>81496232
Sidetitty sexo

And then I could not quote any more posts or else it thinks it's spam

>>81497354
These gens are the most attractive Saeriah has looked in a while outside her normal attractiveness
>"I want to kawaii too!"

>>81497742
Goa morning Goa

>>81497773
See, Saeriah? Goanon thinks you're SEXO!

>"I don't care, I want to dress like Hana..."
>>81497468

I guess that is more your style

>>81497779
Me shouting sexsexsexexsexsexsex on a loop and humping at the air while holding a ring box
>"But cute pastel clothes are so comfy and fluffy"

Sadly the impact is not as big with Goa as it's with Saeriah, due to these looking a bit more everyday clothes on Goa

>>81497827
pastel goobies the pastelgoobas

Tried to manually make it more ice-creamish
I also like how each titty usually gets a big bow, to further imply just how massive these titty machines are

Birds pecking the thin metallic chimney cover plate for fun on the roof and making the house go clang clang clang clang

>>81497886
goob growth
>>81497483
By using specific prompts for hair color and style, build, eye colors, etc and then handpicking the ones that look nice

I'm not posting every result the ai pushes out, and sometimes the hairstyle or eye colors is wrong and so on. But basically by having a core set of prompts that usually have all the required things to make a waifu that specific waifu

I added lots of colors, and now I need to start cleaning/packing up and going back home

>>81497827
>"Well if Goa likes it..."

She might be convinced to keep wearing this (with enough flattery)

Goodnight /aiwg/

>>81498009
>"You look really pretty and cute in them, I want to sit you on my lap and pet you"
I would not mind her sitting on my lap either but I am afraid the seat would have a bump on it that keeps growing the further she sits

Goas titties getting out of hand again

>>81498365
Talking of sitting, imagine the softness grasp the aroma conceptualize the squish

These landscapes look absolutely huge in the pixai window.

>>81498009
Sleep well!

My dick would be overworked if Goa was real
>>81498543
I wonder if it's uncomfortable to sleep on your front if you have massive tits

>"Such a hot summer day"
It truly is, makes cleaning my room a whole day thing

Especially with the hangover

>>81499142
>"It's so hot I can't tell if I am aroused or just sweaty"

Desire the liquid

my new fresh sheets did not stay fresh for very long as I had a mid-day fap and a few droplets of semeno shot all over the place and landed on my freshly made bed

Surprise your waifu by cooming on her face out of nowhere and ruining all that getting ready + makeup she did earlier

>>81500306
>"You jerk, I was ready to head out and now I got cum all over me and my clothes"

>>81500335
>"Dammit husbando you got it all over my titties and I don't have time to wash them I was already supposed to head out with the girls"

>>81500662
Goa in the cafe with the girls, getting nervous as she notices that now that her breasts have started to sweat a little, the dried remnants of semen are starting to get reactivated by the moisture and basically she smells like cum her titties are starting to smell like fresh cum

>>81501145
>"Cum? That's silly why would there be cum who's smelling cum? I'm not smelling any cum, that's ridiculous why would there be the scent of cum here"
-Goa, while the girls were talking of the sun

texto bump

>>81498365
>"Really, you want to do that?"

It's like her dream come true

Hi /aiwg/

Goa shopping for melons with her melons

>>81502434
>"Saeriah what do I do, none of the melons look that impressive because my melons are so impressive~ also yes"
Hiyariah
Cute cleavage

>>81502471
Goa get out from the melon area
>"But this is where I belong"

>>81502695
She got hired as a melon market melon girl to promote melons with her melons

>>81502434
Tried having her rest her head in Goa's lap, but not getting it

>>81502471
Also I guess the ban on calling Saeriah cute does not extend to Goa.

Also also nice melons, Goa.

>>81502828
>"Come to the melon market, we got some real nice big, round, massive melons~"

>>81502884
Ok cute goa
I had to do it
>"Thanks, wanna feel how big and round they are? Maybe take one into your hands, you'll be surprised how heavy it is"

>"Also super cute dress Saeriah you look super cute in it it's very cute"
I like the arm between the tits I wish I was arm I want to be arm when I grow up
>"You're going to be 36 in 4 months you are already as grown as you can be..."

>>81502994
>>81503203
Too embarrassed to be seen at the melon marked dressed like this, she had the melons shipped to her.

The excited sloshing of Goa running left and right in the melon market while promoting melons with her melons
>>81503289
I wish I could order some big melons to my house

She's supposed to be covered in vines and conveniently censored but it's I expected more vines.

>>81503541
>"Whoops, make way, coming through!"
>BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BO-
>>81503549
That is a very naked woman
The nude waifu very soft

>"Fresh melons! We've got fresh melons! Big and round and juicy! Come see how firm they are, give them a firm slap!"
>"You wanna weight them with your hands? You'll be surprised how hefty and full they feel"
>"Certified massive fucking melons here, all natural and insanely large! Come get your daily dose of fat fucking melons!"
The second best way to sell fruits. Number 1 spot goes to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94RXQg8f6J0

>>81503716
And then she hits you with a random
>"Husbando I love you"
Out of nowhere

Some really delicious looking Goa ass

This is a very nice from behind image of Goa
Such cutelewd

>>81503289
Saeriah, how many of Goa's juicy big melons did you order?

>"..."

>>81504502
>"Can you believe it husbando someone ordered almost all the melons in the market, it's all sold out for the season"

Goa checking herself out in the mirror, a bit worried she's putting on weight

>>81504619
Goa jiggly booty
She worries too much of becoming fat, when a fatter ass and tits are just better
>"but cellulite...i don't want cellulite..."

>"Husbandoooo help my reflection is coming to life!"
Oh boy threesome time!

Nighty night I've gotta go to sleep now

>>81503640
I was hoping for more of a poison ivy from batman look but she'd be naked if it wasn't for those three leaves.

>>81504502
Now what to do with all these melons?

>>81505123
Wholesome Hana

>>81504780
Goa night Goa

And off to work, laters /aiwg/

>>81505357
Angry melon farmer lol.

pixai struggling today.

Really struggling it seems.

>>81506608
>>81507409
>"We all have our struggles..."

Saeriah is coming to terms with her watermelon problem. Admitting it is the first step to accepting the cope of the anger leading to the best intentioned pavement.

Hi /aiwg/

>>81507967
>"You can make helmets!"
Hiyariah
>>81507409
Arm cannon reminds me of Okuu

Also morning thread forgot to say that
>>81508192
>"You could also be Ms. melon, or a melon knight"

>>81508228
>"Or you could be the queen of melons on her melon throne, with melon court jesters. Or maybe be a melon?"

>>81508307
>"Rest your melons on the melon, juggle a few melons, try to put a melon in your pussy, so many things to do with melons"
It's a melon melons melon world

>>81508228
>>81508307
>"Yes... yes! Haha... you're right! Maybe I do actually need more melons haha...!"

Nooo, her delusions are being enabled!

Goa morning Goa

And goodnight /aiwg/

>>81507967
I hope the watermelon problem resolves itself soon.

>>81508192
It does, actually.

>>81508355
>"Of course they are too big to slip in, haha"
Unless you keep going smaller and smaller in morbid curiosity and then at some point ti does slip in

nightynight
>>81508409
I bet she likes how the vine feels in her slit as she walks

>>81508467
>"Oh he's coming, oh he's coming, he's tearing me up!"
Goa stop destroying your pussy with massive objects like a woman being strung along by her hormones desperate to experience childbirth and to procreate
>"It's breakiingg my assss aaaauuggghh"
Now you're just being a sexual deviant

>>81508565
>"And that's all she meloned"
She sure meloned her hole open, the real gape was the friends we made along the way

>>81508467
I think she likes it a lot because it turned into bondage.

These are just aggressively lewd.

>>81509290
I like normally not aggressively lewd waifu being aggressively lewd
>>81509036
She's into it for sure

bump
busy day today, very busy

>"I've got you some bacon and pineapple with the bbq sauce, king"

>>81511029
Just ignore the pineapple going "1 2 3 Jesus Christ put me out of my fucking misery"

New bing has been chillinged
for the people who eventually wake up

wake up
You're in a coma wake up
>>81511432