Picrel slaps your ass hard, how do you defend yourself and re-assert dominance

>>81480456 (OP)
>how do you defend yourself and re-assert dominance
Kiss the abs

>>81480456 (OP)
Simply let her see my face, she'll realize her mistake and go sexually assault some chad.

>>81480456 (OP)
If this is in public I'm calling an authority figure to report sexual harassment. Cause nigga that's a man.

>>81480456 (OP)
Slap her back with confidence and hit her with the "nice gains bro".

>>81480499
>>81480523
>>81480530
failed the shit test

>>81480456 (OP)
Slap hers back and stick my tongue down her throat. Duh.

>>81480456 (OP)
Slap her ass back with poopy hands, she will immediately submit.

>>81480456 (OP)
Say "oww, fuck off cunt"

>>81480456 (OP)
no woman is stronger than a man, id destroy her desu

>>81481484
Not true. My mom is stronger than me because she's fat and I'm a twink. There's nuance to this stuff. She's also stronger than her dad because he's gotten really weak. His muscles have completely atrophied from being buried.

>>81481561
you dont understand the difference between explosive strength in muscle and bone density which is superior in males and overall weight important in wrestling
you would be able to knock out your whore mother easily, and she wouldnt be able to do a thing, no time to begin wrestling

>>81481597
I'm baffled that you don't understand. She's not able to fight, but she's a lot stronger than me. Muscle density isn't relevant. I'm not saying she's stronger because I measured our arms, I'm saying she's stronger because I need to ask her for help opening jars of sauerkraut. Bone density means nothing unless your bones are at risk of fracturing, but age is a better indicator of bone density than sex in the first place.

>>81480456 (OP)
>Picrel slaps your ass hard
I'd probably involuntarily arch into her. Now, I'm straight as fuck but I'd let her hold me down and peg me.

>>81481748
>I'm baffled that you don't understand.
didnt read the rest
im baffled that youre such a fucking retard cuck simp, kill yourself
women are all weak, 12 tear old boys can defeat the muscliest fattest women

>>81480456 (OP)
I don't. I deepthroat her strap on and lick the balls.

>>81481799
Wow, I am in love. You are such a wonderful person. You are so smart and courageous. You are the apple. You've really proven the value of kindness here today. Thank you so much. I hope you have a good afternoon, mister.

>>81480456 (OP)
>Notices text on shirt
Why would a russian woman slap my ass?

>>81481945
youre welcome, you too.

>>81480456 (OP)
Slap her ass back and ask if she wants to continue "assessing" each others gains privately over at her place. And since it's a shitty pun it'll work since white women are retarded and easy as fuck and like corny jokes like that.

>>81482026
She'd then say "No thanks, fag", do a 360, and walk away.

Pull out my .45 ACP

>>81482489
.45 AGP more like

>>81480456 (OP)
Rape. Dont care how strong she is any woman will just submit once you get it in her. It's their natural defence mechanism to just submit. (Also they love it)

>>81482499
Get closer let me cut you

>>81480456 (OP)
>do you defend yourself and re-assert dominance
Dominance? I'd let her dominate me fym.

>>81480456 (OP)
Kill myself and say in my suicide note that her slapping me was the thing that pushed me over the edge.
If she has any kind of a conscience left, that shit might just haunt her and cause some sort of issues.
if not, I'd be too dead to feel cringe from my failure.

>>81481019
>Slap her back with confidence and hit her with the "nice gains bro".
Faggot response