>Get home after 10 hour shift in the mines
>Take my clothes off get a shower to wash all the soot away
>light up my first blunt get high and enjoy
>feel something in my stomach
>do a huge line of cocaine
>run to the bathroom.
>take a fat shit for 30 minutes
>smoke the 2nd blunt
>now i am horny
>jack off real fast to a penthouse magazine and hide cummies in the sock
>boot up pc, log into 4chan
Man this is the life.