How will you get laid this summer? - /r9k/ (#81482909) [Archived: 1158 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:21:55 PM No.81482909
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prostitutes aside, you are wasting what will be remembered as your prime years. Think about it; you are still relatively young, have health, teeth, collagen, maybe even thick luscious hair and your skin isn't damaged yet. There is nothing that icks women out more than old man skin. I feel like a ticking time bomb, knowing I won't ever look better than I do now, yet I am too paralyzed to make a move on a woman.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:34:33 PM No.81482988
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>How will you get laid this summer?
i wont
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:39:47 PM No.81483020
>>81482909 (OP)
>I won't ever look better than I do now, yet I am too paralyzed to make a move on a woman.
Because women made it obvious they don't want you your whole life, so you've been conditioned not to even consider bothering them anymore.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:40:23 PM No.81483024
>>81482909 (OP)
I won't. I've tried everything. I tried 6 different dating apps. Got no matches except for a faggot. Since January I started going to a local bar by myself. The girls there are caught up in conversation among themselves or guys they already know.

My prime years will very likely go down the shitter. I'll just have to live with it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:42:21 PM No.81483031
>>81482909 (OP)
>how will you get laid this summer
I will catch Chinese strange when I move to Guangzhou in August
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:47:51 PM No.81483071
>>81483020
it went slightly different for me: I got unsolicited compliments from girls since I was a teenager, but I was also asian living in the west and the chicks woudl either be on the asian YES or total NOPE side of the fence so approaching women was like a minefield; you never really could know whether the girl is looking at you because you are hot or out of a childlike curiosity for alien races.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:48:21 PM No.81483074
>>81482909 (OP)
Im 38 now, so some of those features dont apply to me really.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:52:37 PM No.81483102
>>81483074
which features you talkin?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:54:00 PM No.81483109
>>81482909 (OP)
>you are wasting time
I'm a sociable 6'5 university student who plays sports. I am on track for top grades, I have a gf who wants my cock twice a day, and I occasionally fuck the international student next door when we get drunk together.

>prime years
Through diet, exercise, and a stress free lifestyle, my prime years will extend well until my fifties at the very least.

>I feel like a ticking time bomb
Change your circumstances then. Not my fault you don't have your shit together.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:14:24 PM No.81483233
>>81483071
As an Asian this is too real. I gave up after realising they looked at me because I was a curiosity.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:16:30 PM No.81483242
>How will you get laid this summer?
Not possible. I came close a few times with some older women in the last couple of months, but I can't stop ruining it with my 'tism before we can meet, or them ghosting anyway. I matched with another older woman last night. She blocked me minutes after my non-offensive opener. I fucking hate the talking stage. They say nothing, very little, or block. Then the rare times a convo got going, I step on a landmine and they block.
I just want, before I die, a woman who actually wants to fuck my brains out. I don't care if she's old or not. If she can take a creampie or hundred, great. Yes, I escortceled many years ago, but it's just not the same. I can't perform and my anxiety is worse, as I know they can't desire me. Fuck, I want to die.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:25:43 PM No.81483296
>>81483233
I got a couple of "you're really cute/beautiful" by weeb girls, which made me confident in my belief that I was good looking enough for the generic girl out there, I was wrong. I got shot down so many times, and the worst part of it is, is that "curiosity" at first looks like interest from a woman until you find out she is only interested in making a token asexual asian friend.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:27:43 PM No.81483308
>>81482909 (OP)
Consent is everything to me so this is why I cant escortcel. How the fuck can I be heartless enough to get my nut off of a stranger's body who basically feels like I am raping her she's disgusted so bad??? makes zero sense, can't do it. This is how reality works, you can't fool your way around getting laid if you can't get laid. Maybe lucid dream sex comes closests and that's it. And winning the lottery or giving your crush an absurd amount of money to fuck you, if you do have a crush of course. Otherwise I noticed it's basically fucked if you're an incel. My only idea of hustling myself out of the hole called virginity is gathering 10k and giving it to my slutty still no bf crush since highschool, or hoping I will one day get a 4/10 on some debauchery bullshit party with some of my lowlife friends that yes they do get laid but I am too afraid to talk to those skanks we hanging out with
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:34:33 PM No.81483354
>>81482909 (OP)
i'm 33, honestly thought i was past my prime years, but after spending a couple years fucking a nympho zoomer fucktoy i feel like i've entered a renaissance age for fucking.

i already got my summer figured out though, started hooking up with my friend who's an OF girl on the first BBQ of the summer, she's already entirely under the spell of my cock and the future is up to me to decide. its kind of funny too because of OF she is basically findom, but irl she is just my fuckhole.

good luck to the rest of you, soldiers.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:00:40 PM No.81483530
>>81483242
beware, there is nothing worse than a older woman ending up ignoring you. Had this happen to me a week ago and I still haven't recovered, it made it worse when I thought she was flirting with me the whole time and then hooked up with a old bald guy.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:01:09 PM No.81483534
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It a summer of laying bros. This is a summer of seperation. I'm gonna dump my tumor of a family soon and then report for work until my legal mishaps has slide away then play around on the boarder. I really want a French Canadian Chinese woman to spend the winter with. Bros or i want to spend it playing dress up with a sexy desi babe I'm keeping my fingers crossed we can be fiscally responsible enough for the Vslides but look at these shoes I wanna put on her
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:03:15 PM No.81483548
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>>81483534
THIS IS NOT A SUMMER OF LAYING BROS. THIS IS A CELIBATE SUMMER. NO NIGHT LIFE. NO GAMING UP CHIX NO DATES NO SPENDING MONEY NO GIFTS NO AFFECTION. VADER WALKING THROUGH IT ALL.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:15:54 PM No.81483633
>>81482909 (OP)
>remote internship while living at home over the summer
>OOS student so all three of my friends are across the country
>no car here either because i can't afford it in this HCOL area
>suburban hellscape without any easily accessible social spaces
dude i'm in for the most boring summer ever why would i waste my time worrying about getting laid
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:19:59 PM No.81483666
>>81483530
Oh, I know. Last one who claimed to be DTF was a widow who hadn't been fucked in ten years, and even she ghosted; failing to set a time and place to fuck.
Just had a match on Bumble who insta-blocked too. Though at least the phantom like, who is obviously not in my country, finally disappeared.
Fucked up thing is that even the older women on more sex based apps like Feeld and WeAreX are not DTF either. FML. Women on PoF don't talk.
It would have been nice to be able to give regular creampies to an old MILF/GILF who would appreciate it.
I already baldceled in my 20s, so there's little chance that younger women would actually be DTF.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:42:30 PM No.81483862
>>81483666
>a widow who hadn't been fucked in ten years, and even she ghosted; failing to set a time and place to

are you handsome? Because I got brutally ignored by a 40 year old single, childless, arthoe who was otherwise touchy with me at a party. She would touch my pecs, play with my hair, and blow kisses toward me. The next they she got fucked by a 50yo short bald guy (coworkers). I still cannot fathom what am I doing wrong. and it makes me sick to my stomach. I think I developed a crush on her.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:47:45 PM No.81483929
>>81482909 (OP)
My prime years are already over, I'm 30 now and got fat in the last 2 years, but even when I was 21 and skinny, going out every weekend and signed up to every dating app possibly I still had no success, I do not care anymore.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:27:20 PM No.81484402
>>81482909 (OP)
I've only fucked whores with mixed results, sometimes my cock goes limp, maybe that wouldnt happen if it was with a girl who actually liked me, but having had those failures it makes me care less and less about sex
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:28:34 PM No.81484418
lay face down, put heavy pillows on my back, finger my ass, pretend i'm being fucked
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:29:50 PM No.81484428
>healthy

I'm literally on the verge of being disabled and being in a wheelchair
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:38:42 PM No.81484527
>>81482909 (OP)
i'm too fat to get laid but otherwise i would just fuck a dude at this point
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:06:37 AM No.81485267
>>81484402
Lost my vriginity at 27 and had a few random times sex with girls who actually liked me, not free. Losing boner is normal because a big part of sex is mental and people like us tend to be very insecure about their lack of experience.
Also pussies feel a lot less stimulating than your hand, so when you've been jerking off all those years sex doesn't feel nearly as amazing as in your fantasies. I've had to stop sex because the girl had 3 orgasms and I knew I wasn't going to be able to cum. Most girls get very offended when that happens because they feel like they're not tight enough for you lol
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:08:17 AM No.81485281
>>81485267
>not free
I meant the opposite, never paid for a prostitute
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:20:31 AM No.81485362
>>81483109
You're right lemme just grow to 6'5 and stop being autistic
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:22:44 AM No.81485379
>>81482909 (OP)
I wasted my 20's and I stopped caring. I tried but no succes and it made me more depressed than when I was not searching
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:02 AM No.81485400
My face is pimple fucked desu