Thread 81485160 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1147 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:52:04 AM No.81485160
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I deserve a femoid who will let me kiss her cute tummy and thighs and make love to her pussy. Do you think that Allah is preventing me having this because I have sinned?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:53:27 AM No.81485170
>>81485160 (OP)
>Sinned
Given that you're talking about sex before marriage then yea, you've sinned!!
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:00:06 AM No.81485226
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>>81485170
Who said anything about getting married, you can eat a girl out after marriage if you want.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:16:54 AM No.81485345
>>81485160 (OP)
>>81485170
fornicators will be stoned to death
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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
6/14/2025, 1:27:46 AM No.81485407
>>81485345
>Smokes a bowl
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:24 AM No.81486142
>>81485226
even marital cunnilingus is considered haram, unless you spit out all of the vaginal fluids. Gargle with non-alcoholic Listerine after. Make sure not to swallow a drop of pussy juice while in the act.
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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
6/14/2025, 3:34:58 AM No.81486152
>>81486142
What happens if I spit them out into her mouth and she drinks them
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:35:36 AM No.81486157
>>81485160 (OP)
Satan is preventing it because you haven't sinned enough. I have found that whenever my life is beginning to fall short of my hopes, I simply need to start doing evil deeds (even in ways completely disconnected from my area of concern, or unknown to any relevant persons) and before long I'll be right back on track. You need to be sinmaxxing.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:59:42 AM No.81486304
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>>81486142
We must destroy islam

>>81486157
Do you think that will get me a loving wife?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:03:10 AM No.81486327
>>81486304
It literally will, but I suspect you have a big backlog of not sinning to work through before you're up to par. Given your limitations, I would say you should start with simple theft and vandalism. You can upgrade to harming animals if you really want to get some fast gains in. They sell little retarded rodents for like $15 at the pet store and you can completely fuck them up. Some free loot from your local stores and a handful of gerbils tortured to death and you should be ready to start dating.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:23:59 AM No.81486445
>>81486327
Idk anon that doesn't sound very fun
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:24:55 AM No.81486450
>>81486445
Well stay single then, not my problem. What you've been doing obviously hasn't worked. Maybe one more /r9k/ thread and your wife will fall out of the sky.