Go to a bar this weekend

>>81487158 (OP)
Why are lesbians so much hotter than straight women? All the good ones are gay.

>>81487158 (OP)
met my husband in a bar and took his virginity the same night

>>81487158 (OP)
What bar?
I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have no friends.

>>81487212
There are bars everywhere, cut out the lame tantrums

>>81487158 (OP)
>"why im i in bar full of dykes! DOH!"

>>81487158 (OP)
AL 37 SURVIVING LESBIAN BARS IN THE US
FIND ONE NEAR YOU

>>81487212
>I live in the middle of fucking nowhere
build one

>>81487220
Bro there isn't a bar in 60 fucking miles.
I literally live in the middle of nowhere.
I'm not driving that far to go to a bar when I can buy beer at the corner store.

>>81487244
Reasonable response, actually good idea although ironic.
Don't have the cash though.

>>81487246
Any place you can buy beer is a bar.

>>81487158 (OP)
Terrible advice
Go rock climbing or horse riding or something.

>>81487246
maybe you should move off your dads farm

>>81487158 (OP)
Dumb question, but what do you actually do when you're there alone? Just sitting around looking for an opportunity to butt in on a conversation will look creepy.

Also, is it okay if I just order food and not any drinks, or is that frowned upon?

Why would I do that? I sometimes have to work near a bunch of bars at night and all those people are the exact opposite of something that I'd want to interact with.

>>81487183
>he believes the eternal LARP
just kill yourself. the point is that they make themselves seem harder to obtain. it's a fetish.

>>81487183
>Why are lesbians so much hotter than straight women?
They are not, they truely are ugly.
Go outside and you'll see what they actually look like

>>81487158 (OP)
Did you rape any girls?

>>81487183
Straight men with lesbian fetish should be killed.

>>81490167
everybody knows true lesbians arent real