got super drunk with my brother and took his virginity like a retard

AMA r9k

>like a retard

If he's like me, he'll thank you in the future like I would my cousin who wanted to but we were caught.

t. virgin for life

Why are you engaging in faggot behavior?

>>81487563
we haven't talked much since then
>>81487564
I'm not a man, did you really need to me say that?

>>81487578
Shut up faggot, stop spamming

>>81487592
I just said I'm not a man, what do you mean spamming?

>>81487538 (OP)
Can you greentext the entire experience? Was it awkward? Was he drunk too?

>>81487649
>be me, woman 24
>boyfriend of 6 years cheats on me
>have to move back in with parents after breaking up
>heavy drinking, boyfriend cheers me up
>I turn the conversation sexual, quickly find out he's a virgin
>don't even say jackshit just pull my pants down
>have sex in missionary, awkward and slow
>he eventually pulls out and cums on my pubes
>we sleep together and when I wake up he's back in his own room
>haven't talked about it since

>>81487670
Lame story you should become a better writer. you just pulled your pants down in front of your brother?

>>81487682
yep, did you want me to say something like "come stick your dick in your sister"?

>>81487692
I mean yeah kinda. lots of girls get naked when they're drunk I wouldn't take that as an invitation alone

>>81487538 (OP)
My little sis pretended to be drunk and tried to seduce me. It was super awkward because it was pretty obvious that she wasn't drunk, and I'm autistic so I was trying not to make it obvious I knew she wasn't drunk, because its easier to just pretend it didn't happen. I have no idea why the fuck she did that though.

>>81487722
I pulled him into bed as well and lied on my back, that's certainly and invitation

>>81487746
see that's the kind of information that would be good to include in such a story.

now the question is are you going to do it again

can you fuck him today again and record it for us?

>>81487754
doubt it, I was very fucking drunk, he had an impressive dick though, marriage material if he wasn't my brother

>>81487769
I mean you'll get drunk again.

post neovagina

>>81487762
No
>>81487785
yeah but not THAT drunk
>>81487787
the fuck is a neovagina?

>>81487797
why is he a virgin? just awkward or something?

>>81487564
>>81487592
Lel anon can't believe that he's actually talking to a foid through a screen.
Anon, that you actually think somehow anon being female is the incredulous part, not the entire incest thing is hilarious. If you want to accuse o.p. of lying, and to be fair, it's probably some bullshit story to provoke, the entire incest thing is probably a better place to start.

>>81487803
he's autistic and nerdy so I guess

>>81487797
couldn't have been that drunk if you remember it

>>81487538 (OP)
how does it feel being a pedophile

>>81487831
if that's what you think, but I was WASTED
>>81487845
what?

>>81487769
you are a faggot larping as a woman.

>>81487861
>you are a faggot larping as a woman.

then don't bump the thread moron, DNI

>>81487741
Very interesting anon. Are you absolutely sure that was her intention? Maybe she was just goofing off.

>>81487538 (OP)
I gonna commission straight shota porn with this pale pawg grinding her buttmeat on a Black niglet while calling him nigger.

Hot. He should have finished in your mouth or on face like a proper manga

>>81487816
I do believe he molested his brother and came here to brag like some retard, homosexuals belong on their containment board though.

>>81487861
>gay brother sex
this would actually be a more interesting story

>>81487538 (OP)
are you sure its his virginity? i feel like, if i woke up hungover next to my sister (if she wasnt a hamplanet, was nice to me, and actually a decent human being) id try to lie and act like i was fucking WASTED

>>81487913
this. ive been crawling the webs for incest brother on brother stuff, its slim pickins. irl stuff even more so

>>81487538 (OP)
cyberthule typed this post

>>81488137
yeah that's why we had sex in the first place

>>81488154
cyberthule browses r9k confirmed

>>81488195
motherfucker you werent in hawaii a few years agp were you. i have a very specific moment of time i lived through that might of made other anons do silly things there.

your not him, are you

>>81488202
i want to fuck her so bad. did you see her sperg out on twitter over her claiming she didn't have sex with her brother.

>>81488154
I dunno who cyberthule is

How big is his dick? Originalus

>>81488237
like 6.5 inches but it pointed slightly up and kept getting my g spot

>>81488212
She's clearly in a relationship with her brother(kinda gross ngl)

the damage the coffin of ashley and whatever has done to society is irreparable

>>81487905
Yes, and that makes you a fucking idiot loser virgin who's such a fatalist while simultaneously hungry for female contact that you can't even believe any more you're talking to a foid through a screen.

Whether this person is male or female, the fact that you actually think the drunk incest story is more credible than a random foid posting on 4chan is really telling of how ridiculous you are.

>>81488532
This guy sees and hears homos in his walls

>>81487905
Nazis belong on their containment board though

>>81487538 (OP)
>and took his virginity
Well now you have to take responsibility and be his wife.

will you fuck him again?

I often wonder what happened to the incest general folk that used to frequent this board, Kissy, Austria, etc.