Thread 81490760 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1189 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:54:58 PM No.81490760
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Imagine if someone created a virus that made women susceptible to male pattern hair loss at the age of 18.

How many of them could live with it?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:57:05 PM No.81490779
Nothing would change because they all have innate value due to their vagina. They would just wear wigs and chad would still fuck them.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:59:24 PM No.81490793
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>>81490760 (OP)
Bald women are still cute.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:10 PM No.81490803
>>81490793
Holy kek, that's a funny picture. I can't stop laughing at how stupid she looks
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:37 PM No.81490807
>>81490793
This is what I was thinking. The first thing they would do is try to normalize baldness and start shaming people with hair, call them monkeys and cavemen.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:02:03 PM No.81490810
>>81490760 (OP)
Female suicide would be incredibly on the rise.
Don't forget all the movements campaigning for "bald acceptance" of women.
"If you don't date a bald woman, you're scalphobic and deserve to be ostracized!"

Fat men? No one gives a shit.
Fat women? Fatphobic!
Bald men? Sucks to be you ig.
Bald women? You're a pig if you wouldn't date her.

Blacks are already sort of like this because 99% of their women just shave and wear wigs (that they never wash).
The fake hair/wig industry would definitely go through the roof though.
And men would/should demand to see the women "without a wig" just like with makeup.

But imagine being born and finding out both of your parents are bald.
Over before it even began.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:03:00 PM No.81490816
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>>81490810
>Blacks are already sort of like this because 99% of their women just shave and wear wigs
I saved this one just for you, anon.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:03:41 PM No.81490821
>>81490760 (OP)
They'd probably be able to live with it. Wigs and nigger weaves would come into fashion for women. It would become socially acceptable to shame men who dislike balding women while the opposite would continue to be tolerated. Essentially nothing would happen.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:07:41 PM No.81490855
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>>81490760 (OP)
They would get used to it when balding would eventually go on to be considered a feminine trait but at the beginning companies would rub their hands at the new market of female insecurity they can profit off next
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:14:05 PM No.81490893
>>81490816
That's fucking hilarious.
A crude mockery of the (justified) white beauty standard.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:26:15 PM No.81491004
>>81490893
I cracked up when the black dude on the bench started laughing. He knew.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:45:20 PM No.81492167
>>81490760 (OP)
They aren't retarded and use wigs.