Thread 81491400 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1096 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:13:07 PM No.81491400
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The world as we once knew it is no more. The Third Great War is coming, the War of Extermination. Some ethnicities, religions, nations will be wiped out of the planet. Israel and Iran is just the beginning. This will fundamentaly change the world, and specially sex, forever. The incels and low value men are going to be used as meat shields in the frontlines. With women approval by the way, including our moms and family.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:15:45 PM No.81491429
>>81491400 (OP)
this isnt accurate to the alvin and the chipmunks lore. jeanette definitely is in love with simon you idiot, same with the other chipettes with their male counterparts. LEAVE THEM OUT OF YOUR STINKY HYPERGAMY MEMES
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:18:04 PM No.81491445
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>>81491400 (OP)
Who getting the best head tho?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:27:13 PM No.81491525
>>81491445
I think its Simon unironically
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Alexis the vinegar drinker
6/14/2025, 7:05:14 PM No.81491818
>>81491400 (OP)
If you think I will not be dodging the draft and trying to rob and kill people in the chaos, you are mistaken. Screw the government, let it it all crash down and get to plundering.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:07:20 PM No.81491830
>>81491525
I think its alvin dude.
He can't even see straight right now, i mean look at him?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:08:29 PM No.81491834
>>81491445
>>81491525
The correct answer is Alvin. Look how hard he's grabbing the couch.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:09:07 PM No.81491836
>>81491525
I think so too, Alvin is closing his legs and pulling back while Simon is leaning into it, trying to get more.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:10:15 PM No.81491852
>>81491525
>>81491830
>>81491834
>>81491836
Philosophers about to have an enlightening discussion i can feel it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:10:49 PM No.81491856
>>81491400 (OP)
This pic isn't really accurate, because despite there being a status gradient within the band, all of them are still of high status because of being in the band, so all of them would be plowing groupies. When Metallica was touring in the 90s, not just the members of the band, but even all the road crew members were fucking countless groupies.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:14:18 PM No.81491888
>>81491830
>>81491834
>>81491836
They are all getting good head, but I think Simon is getting the best simply by looking at his legs. He has his legs in the air, nearly jumping in his couch, he is close to orgams, but not just a normal orgasm, he is getting those violent shaking type of cum. He is also holding jeanettes headwith his two hands, pushing it, wanting more. He is at a breaking point.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:20:03 PM No.81491921
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>>81491856
Damn, even the roadies were getting action, huh?
So, let me get this straight:
>fast food diet (during your tours)
>hardcore drugs
>free sex
>fame, money
Holy shit, being a rockstar in the early 70s must've been kino.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:22:46 PM No.81491937
>>81491888
Yeah alvin just seems like it's getting too sensitive for him. That doesn't necessarily mean it's good.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:54:21 PM No.81492251
>>81491937
>alvin just seems like it's getting too sensitive for him
This.