Hey westerners. Russian here. I am above average looking and want to find a robot to marry to get a greencard. I can fuck you if you want to, but you buy me Cialis. Anyone wants to?
I can love you sincerely and not even ask for a greencard if you are underweight, but I mean, that's not even an option for westerners, right?

Oh, and no faggots, of course.

>>81491952 (OP)
>Greencard
Does america even allow russians to come in now?

>>81491978
Euroanalogues is fine too. But I think yes, it does.

>>81491952 (OP)
I've considered selling a greencard in minecraft. Doesn't matter if it's gay or not. I heard they go for 20k but it might be hard to find takers.

>>81491952 (OP)
are you girl or femboy?

>>81491999
Are you a man though lol. No faggots but you need cialis to fuck?

>>81491952 (OP)
Why would an american woman want to marry some russian who wants a green card?

>>81491978
considering the moron in office is a russian agent, probably yeah

>>81492005
Man.
>>81492006
For unattractive women yes.
>>81492007
Because russians are savages like blacks, but white. Women love this shit.

Btw, I earn 7k usd in russia a month, so I'd probably earn at least twice more in US if I had a green card. Just saying.

>>81491952 (OP)
>>81491967
Based Russian bro, good luck in your search for westerner pussy.
You'd have better luck on /soc/, and could even post a picture of yourself to make it easier/or harder if you're not truly above average.
>>>/soc/

>>81492063
Are you okay dude? You seem to have a worldview informed only by porn. Why the fuck even mention cialis if you don't want to be made fun of? Slow down and think before you reply.

>>81492149
I am drunk but fine.
>informed only by porn
Dude, hookers in Russia cost like a hundred bux for an hour. Why would I care about porn if I fuck sluts 3 days a week.
>Why the fuck even mention cialis
Because we are in /r9k/ and only ugly western women robots are here, and I'll need to use cialis if they need me to fuck them. Isn't it obvious?

>Camwhoring or hookup post
saar...

>>81491952 (OP)
>Russian here. I am above average looking and want to find a robot to marry to get a greencard
pokashi kisku

>>81492222
No pics are used, so it's all legit and according to the rules.
>>81492237
No, u.

>>81491952 (OP)
kys dumb russian cunt

>>81492257
>No, u.
sry i only have a peenor

>>81492257
It's not. Just go to soc faggot.

>>81492203
It isn't obvious. That's a pretty fucking stupid reason. I know you're drunk but you gotta realize how weird and desperate you sound.

All I want is a cute girl to sit her pale white ass on my caged cock while I milk my prostate

>>81492271
Desperate? Dude. I offer an opportunity to get a good fucking, it's me who is giving here, not a fat westerner whos country is falling apart because of spics and niggers.
I just need a greencard to make it easier to get a job in jpmorgan bank.

>>81492301
Just get a h1b visa

>>81491952 (OP)
>Even the UK has a lower obesity rate than russia
>My euro white people country doesn't even get close to either of those
Holy shit dude how fat are russians

>>81492063
>Man
KEK lmao nobody wants a worthless low value slav male. Your only hope is being a faggot, which you are.

>>81492396
No asked a faggot, so you can calm down.

>>81492396
No one asked a faggot, so you can calm down.

one of the hottest porn videos i have ever seen was of a russian girl... goy vey

>>81492017
get checked for TDS, cuck

>>81492388
idk what obesity you're talking about