>actually a close relative to the pope
>could ftry to sort out a visit to meet him

how can I use this to my advantage to get laid? If a cute religious girl sees I have connections to the pope would she let me use her pussy for my enjoyment?

Tell the Pope there is no God. Be the man who managed to dissuade the priest from his faith.

>>81493883 (OP)
probably just mentioning that in a tinder profile and having a pic with him would be enough

>>81493894
wow yeah that'll convince him! epic updooots fellow redditard!!