Thread 81496405 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1012 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:49:44 AM No.81496405
safest_boy
safest_boy
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How would you feel if you were voted safest boy in your class?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:52:52 AM No.81496423
>>81496405 (OP)
When I was in elementary school all the girls said I was the nicest boy in the class. I'm now in my 30s and have never had a girlfriend or had sex.
Replies: >>81496427 >>81497807 >>81497960 >>81497974
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:53:45 AM No.81496427
>>81496405 (OP)
>>81496423
I wouldn't care. I was never meant to be with women anyways.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:58:40 AM No.81496453
I was always weird and creepy, no girl ever wanted to be around me. In elementary I got in trouble for sniffing girl's hair so much that the teachers had make sure I never sat next to any girls and certainly never behind any. In middle school I touched a girl's ass and she ran to the teacher. I got suspended and all the boys had to have a sexually harassment talk. In HS I realized I couldn't get away with it so I just stuck to leering at them. That was still the only time I have touched a girl's ass and I'm 34 years old now.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:02:11 AM No.81496480
>>81496405 (OP)
this isnt fucking real man this is a bait account
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:11:01 AM No.81496544
bussy_kills
bussy_kills
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>>81496405 (OP)
I would beat the fuck out of him until he learned how to be a fucking man and hit me back. Then I'd teach him that most women are hysterical whiners who value their perceived virtue more than they do being honest with themselves and others.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:12:00 AM No.81496548
>>81496405 (OP)
Women said being nice was the bare minimum, you don't get a reward for that unless you are attractive.

I think a lot of dipshit behaviour from males in class was mostly caused by trying to impress the women, it would have been better the to be at a single gender school. I think showing them a diseased fanny should put them off.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:12:08 AM No.81496552
>>81496453
im weird and creepy. im into some really extreme shit and i have terrible posture. ive still fucked like between 50 and 100 people. skill issue.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:13:56 AM No.81496565
>>81496552
I'm also a short manlet with a crippling case of the 'tism but good for you though.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:14:06 AM No.81496566
>>81496405 (OP)
>How would you feel
That they see me as boring and unmasculine.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:20:51 AM No.81496614
>>81496405 (OP)
Women teaching men how to be men is ridiculous.
A "safe" man is one who is not wanted, and he will come to this realisation as he gets older. Remember - we live in a misandrist patriarchy, a culture that simultaneously rewards and punishes male power and demands tribute from unsuccessful men
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:22:57 AM No.81496629
>>81496614
He was likely raised like this intentionally. She know no woman wants a simp so he'll be momma's boy forever.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:23:17 AM No.81496631
>>81496565
i'm 6'2 and have good bone structure, but i'm way beyond autism. i've been to countless shrinks and they always give me wild diagnoses. i just do whatever i want.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:24:18 AM No.81496643
>>81496614
we do not live in a patriarchy, dumbass. we haven't lived in one for like 50 or 60 years.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:26:51 AM No.81496659
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1514525955453
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>>81496405 (OP)
He's going to post greentexts here one day about how his mom completely ruined his chances to ever get a gf
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:28:51 AM No.81496671
>>81496643
We literally live in a society that rewards male dominance and power.
I hate using the term patriarchy because it generates this fucking response but any feminist who isn't just some reactionary man hater knows this. Men hardly ever actually affirm the patriarchy or work towards its power, it's women's sexual preferences and selection that does this.

Patriarchy exists. Male rule and power by default is expected, and women are who are enforcing this status quo.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:35:40 AM No.81496714
>>81496405 (OP)
>safe man
plenty women consider me safe. it's their word for "unfuckable".
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:40:15 AM No.81496733
>tfw no girl who would trust her life with you
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:40:31 AM No.81496734
>>81496671
>Men hardly ever actually affirm the patriarchy or work towards its power, it's women's sexual preferences and selection that does this.
everything you need to know about relations of the sexes you can find looking at a frat party.
the funniest part is how you can have a frat kid (or multiple) get exposed for drugging a girl (or multiple) and not a week later they'll be packed with a 1:8 ratio. but if you ask any woman why they're rewarding this behavior with their attendance, knowing that they are walking into an environment with hostile guys who will take advantage of them, and they immediately say you're victim blaming or some shit.
you can give women the keys to actual societal improvement, like a direct way to force shitty guys to get their acts together, and they still won't take it because it means they don't get their dopamine fix
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 5:59:15 AM No.81496848
>>81496734

It's the same thing with domestic violence. Women could end it overnight by simply choosing different men. But as long as they reward it, it will keep happening.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:02:19 AM No.81496868
>>81496734
>looking at a frat party.
jfc man turn netflix off , embarassing posting
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:08:44 AM No.81496914
>>81496405 (OP)
He's going to have a mental breakdown once he realizes "safe" just means "makes pussies drier than the sahara"
You essentially just become the gay best friend at that point.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:12:05 AM No.81496940
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>>81496848
I think foids are dumb as hell, but I don't think they actually like the abuse, they like the hawt Chad adn think their magic pussy can change him (it can't).

To them, a hawt abusive Chad is better than a decent average or even above average man. They would take a Chad that isn't abusive but they're not attractive enough to land one.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:14:49 AM No.81496964
>>81496940
most women love dangerous men, just not when it's turned against them. Most will get wet as fuck when their bf bullies or dominates another man and as long as it doesn't hurt them seriously most are okay with chad abusing them some.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:17:29 AM No.81496981
1612655067571s
1612655067571s
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>>81496964
oh I agree, they like it when the hot chad beats up the good people, but not when he smacks her. She still thinks she can change and he would never hit her!

Foids are just dumb
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:55 AM No.81497036
>>81496868
i don't watch tv. i go to a party school lmao.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:26:38 AM No.81497054
>>81496631
>short
>no sex
>tall
>sex
Yet anons will still deny it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:01 AM No.81497061
>>81496405 (OP)
I remember a girl said I was different than other guys cuz I was genuinely nice but something in my brain read that as an insult and I got upset
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:28:36 AM No.81497073
>>81496405 (OP)
I was voted most argumentive. There were only like 20 superlatives handed out, so I consider it a win that I got 1st place on the aggression leaderboard
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:29:41 AM No.81497083
>>81496405 (OP)
Imagine growing up like this your entire life. It's over for him.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:32 AM No.81497097
>>81496405 (OP)
I was voted "most unique", that is to say I was the class """weirdo""". 15 years on I'm one of the few who doesn't have a criminal record. lol, lmao even.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:36:13 AM No.81497121
>>81496405 (OP)
Brutal. The genetic trash whiteknight cuck whom only purpose is to die to protect the females, nothing else
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:49:29 AM No.81497807
>>81496405 (OP)
One girl said I was like a big teddy bear once. Same ending >>81496423
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:53:08 AM No.81497828
>>81497807
Lol she didn't give pussy
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:12:38 AM No.81497919
>>81496405 (OP)
>teenage girls supposedly passing around a survey to vote on something and then sharing that result with more than just the teenage girls involved
and then everyone clapped
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:07 AM No.81497958
>>81497054
Tallfags really don't know how good they have it
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:29 AM No.81497960
>>81496405 (OP)
Congrats. By raising a "safe son", her genes will probably never carry on (as evidenced by >>81496423).
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:21:16 AM No.81497962
>>81497958
I got fucking rekt. 5'10-5'11 manlet, so fucking close to 6' and now a perma heightcel
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:22:37 AM No.81497971
>>81496405 (OP)
foids are completely deranged, especially the old ones. fuck this board seat shit btw
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:23:26 AM No.81497974
>>81496423
Yeah. What that reddit bitch is doing is called chils abuse. She is internalizing into a defenseless child the idea that he is a born threat, a malignancy, and that he needs to spend every day solving the problem of his essential evil as a male. He will commit suicide if he doesn't fall in with supportive male friends.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:24:44 AM No.81497981
she forgot mention he was also voted "least likely to get fucked"
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:32 AM No.81498406
>>81496405 (OP)
>How would you feel if you were voted safest boy in your class?
But I'm not the safest boy in class.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:42 AM No.81498455
>>81496405 (OP)
Throughout the entire time I was in kindergarten all the way up to senior year, there had never been a vote on who the safest person was. And I don't believe this story at all
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:26:01 AM No.81498463
>>81497962
So you only need 2 in of risers in your shoes to be perfect
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:37:57 AM No.81498503
my son could rape a girl in front of me and I wouldn't care. women are objects
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:52:05 AM No.81498554
>>81496405 (OP)
I wonder if her son posts here now. Of course, you need to have quite a few unfortunate things going for you to end up as an incel, so probably a lot of the "safe boys" manage to avoid that fate, but being a "safe boy" has a very strong correlation with inceldom, so I'd definitely be worried for him, if I was his parent. Also, wtf was that fucking survey. It's so fucking odd. That post honestly seems fake.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:10:16 PM No.81498635
>>81496734
Yeah I actually wonder how "safe" the guy in OP actually is, unless of course he's the token gay friend.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:13:19 PM No.81498654
>>81496848
It's actually weird what women's real preferences are. It is commonly said that they only want chad, but in reality they want abusechad, who as long as he beats them can be morbidly obese, mentally disabled and 4' tall.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:20:14 PM No.81498685
>>81496734
And after being raped by fratboys, they'll take their scorn out on socially awkward or isolated men.
Foids are demonic cuntoids in vaguely human form.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:22:19 PM No.81498694
>>81498685
I remember this chick online whining how CS students look like rapists.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:41:41 PM No.81498776
Eh, I don't think women are necessarily lying when they talk about wanting a "safe guy" but the problem is a safe guy is almost always really fucking boring and... it's kind of a big deal for women to feel entertained so you make them feel whatever romantic fantasy they buy into. Either by being the damaged boy she's going to change, being the bad boy who's going to "make" her go bad. Hell. Even legitimately creepy sex pests do better than respectful safe boys.

>>81498685
It's really weird how much women whine about incels given that incels... by definition aren't having sex. Fuckboys do far more harm given that they're actually bedding women.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:23:00 PM No.81498975
>>81496405 (OP)
What the fuck are we doing to men now? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHY IS THIS STUPID ONIONS FUCK SEEKING THIS?
women don't know what the fuck they want. My mom constantly says she wishes she was single or married a nicer man, and yes she's with my angry dog of a dad.
She'll often tell me that it's fine tonremain single, and cites examples of nice soft-spoken dudes she knew that lived with their mothers until their mothers passed away in their 80s; "he was such a nice guy, and he never married! I don't know why"

Gee I fucking wonder why. Like why didn't you suck his dick and have his kids then bitch? Women don't know what they want and we're ruining our species.

If you're not convinced, I've literally spoken to the type of leftist feminist who rambles about moids off this site. Get them horny and they'll begin taking about their rape fantasies and want you to treat them like dirt. Women. Do. Not. Know. What. They. Want.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:10:45 PM No.81499265
>>81497974
This is so fucking bad. Women's bitterness is directly scaled with how attracted they are with you. And this is just a subconscious shit test from their part that stems from fear but mainly a subconscious desire to destroy what they secretly envy: man; and cause extinction. You just can't win with humans.