>be me, married man
>want to go drink with my friends to grab a drink
>wife throws a fit
>"you shouldn't need friends, I'm your best friend"
>fine.jpeg
>decide to drink with her instead
>vibes start off decent
>she gets tipsy
>at some point we talk about the past
>she starts getting emotional
>says if her ex (the one who took her virginity and cheated on her) had just apologized, she would've taken him back
>"he just needed to ask..."
>mfw pic related
>sit there holding my drink, listening to my wife cry for another man "her first man" (I wasn't even the 5th man inside her body)

Alright I'm getting a divorce. What can I do to protect my assets? Transfer them to my mom?

>>81496469 (OP)
That's impossible anon I was told virginity doesn't mean anything.

Hahahaha! You fucking MARRIED her! Dude that is fucking.. priceless I guess.

>>81496469 (OP)
another larp post today, squiddy?

>>81496469 (OP)
Cuck for marrying a non virgin. Fucking retard.

>>81496469 (OP)
You need to just accept this as a man, that unless you're first a woman is always going to pine after her past. She doesn't love you, she loves her children and what you can provide for her.

>>81496469 (OP)
>when she burp so hard a lil pussy stank come thru

Son, you should have known you fucked up when she didn't "let you" see your friends. This kind of behavior don't just manifest out of nowhere, she's probably been a controlling cunt all her life. Even pining over her shithead ex she turned it into "I would have taken him back" like she wasn't the reason he dumped her ass in the first place. There's no protecting your assets, the courts will find them. Your best bet is to make her want to cheat on you and then use that as leverage in the divorce proceedings. Best of luck, your woman sounds deranged.

>>81496502
Not priceless, OP is about to find out how expensive it is. You right otherwise though
>be me, married man
I knew this story was fucked from the first line

>>81496469 (OP)
you decided to marry her because ___ ?

>>81496469 (OP)
Wild how non virgins think they can be so demanding. She wasn't a virgin when you married so I don't know why you're surprised. Why did you even marry her?

>>81496469 (OP)
Non-virgin women are fucking worthless whores

>>81496469 (OP)
This is why a prenup is important op, my gay ass and my husband agreed to have one right away, to prevent weird shit like this from happening even if we do love each other a lot, you never know when some bullshit like this will happen