Roast me, /r9k/ - /r9k/ (#81496953) [Archived: 1082 hours ago]

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6/15/2025, 6:13:34 AM No.81496953
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Especially the femanons (if there are any), though I encourage quite literally anyone on /r9k/ to step up to the plate and take out any anger or frustration you might have - on me, because I can take it. I won't even fight back.

Disclaimer: I'm not a Normie. As a matter of fact, Normies can't stand me. Consider me "Anti-Normie", though I will state for the record that I am in recovery from drugs and alcohol and currently have (almost) six months of sobriety. I attend IOP five days per week for six hours, Monday through Friday. I go to meetings. I do Stepwork. I practice "spiritual principles".

Oh, and just in case anyone was wondering, I choose to remain single and I identify as Asexual. Probably the least-Normie thing anyone can actively do. And I'm proud of it.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:19:11 AM No.81496994
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>>81496953 (OP)
Selfie bros I...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:21:24 AM No.81497014
>>81496953 (OP)
You have the pedostache all millennial men have
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:51 AM No.81497024
You look like if Anthony Keidis went full-blown AIDS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:23:24 AM No.81497030
>>81496953 (OP)
You so ugly your post breaks the rules, fuck off to >>>/soc/
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:24:04 AM No.81497037
Your post is dogshit, contrived, and worthless