The NEET, the NEET!
Lifted the wagie high into the air!
The NEET! The NEET!

I called for a wagie, but you're a NEET!
A NEET, a NEET!
All smug, comfy and covered with coze

The wagie kicked and wailed, the wagie so mad,
But the NEET hugged the wagie till he passed out
He passed out! He passed out!
The NEET hugged the wagie till he passed out

Then he sighed and donned the NEET blanket
My NEET! He sang. A NEET, so am i!
And off they went, from here to there,
The NEET, the NEET, and the former wagie.

>>81500031 (OP)
This is wholesome and heartwarming.