>Be me last year 26 yo khhv
>Get tired of being a loser
>If I'm going to die a virgin might as well get ripped
>Find a guy at the gym who will sell me roids
>Test.gif, Tren.mp4, Dbol.mov
>Get absolutely huge and ripped in under 6 months
>People instantly respect me more
>I get a cute girlfriend
>Finally lose virginity
>It's not enough I cheat on her
>She finds out, I don't even care
>I just install Tinder and hook up with 5 chicks in one week
>I even get nudes from fembots after they see my body
Wow it turns out all women are the same huh
Even you fat femcel foids only want chad dick no matter how much you cope about it

>and then the whole train clapped

>>81500200 (OP)
What's with all these threads promoting roids out of the blue?

>>81500200 (OP)
Ive got heaps of Anavar in my cupboard but Ive never done roids been kickboxing most of my life at this point but weight training bores the shit outta me

Would you say treating foids like dirt gave you some kind of closure for how they behave? Im thinking of making a real attempt to break some hearts is why I ask

>>81500200 (OP)
This is so fake and gay. Who tf just said "You're cute, let's bang"

>>81500289
If you look good it doesn't matter what you say

>>81500277
>Would you say treating foids like dirt gave you some kind of closure for how they behave?
Definitely, you need to give it a try

>>81500277
Give anavar only a try and if it works well just go on 500mg of test e or c a week

>>81500317
Hmm maybe ill try it then

I wanna make a foid think I care for her then cheat on her with her sister or something I think if I could get a foid to attempt suicide i would feel like the debt has been paid

>>81500344
Ive got like 5 bottles of 60 pills each. Would that be enough to see a significant difference? Im 187cm tall if that factors in

>>81500200 (OP)
Dude. Lay off the roids. It's not worth it to die at 45.

>>81500416
Don't listen to him orals don't do shit but fuck up your liver worse than alcohol, if you really want gains you have to pin

>>81500317
I ended up regretting it. What you're doing is going to damage your long term ability to trust or respect women or find a partner, but I can't tell you where to find a good woman either. Everything is fucked.

>>81500416
Anavar is one of the most anabolic steroids actually, it's effective for building lean mass. You can try like 6-8 weeks at like 3-4 pills a day.

>all screencaps have the same typing pattern
LARP thread lmfaooo

>>81500444
Some studies show gains of 2-5kg of lean mass over 8 weeks at only 20mg a day

>be unattractive
>get zero pussy
>get attractive
>get pussy
why are inceloids acting like it's some kind of ancient wisdom and that they've solved life?

>>81500200 (OP)
Good for you that you're getting laid, but being an "abusechad" is such a stupid game to play. I'm good looking and taking the nice route is better in multiple ways and can make you get away with anything including forming soft harems around you.
You're stupid for unwillingly putting yourself on the garbage category, which will get you sex from whores but will prevent you from getting so much more and from more women.

Looking good and being nice gives you the best of both world, but your brain is already fried by roids and you'll die before your 30s so you won't get it anwyay.

>>81500461
Because incels here act like you either need to be some rich gigachad or be a male model to get pussy when in fact just having a top 5% body is enough

>>81500436
Didnt arnold schwarzenegger primarily use dbol?

>>81500461
What's different is instead of being initiated into manhood and taught to be attractive and functional, you have alienated losers who are basically raised by wolves trying to DIY with chemicals and internet chatter. This is definitely a big deal, society was never supposed to work this way and it shows.

>>81500477
>just having a top 5% body is enough
>"just"
My god you're retarded

>>81500482
Yes dbol is actually insane and underrated, anyone who used it will know what I mean

>>81500438
Why would I want to trust and respect a woman??

>>81500503
>My god you're retarded
I just taught you how to get a top 5% body retard

>>81500477
>You dont have to be chad just have a top 5% body

Are you a foid?

>>81500522
>Wants the rewards without putting in the work

>>81500541
Im willing to do the work but how can you claim women dont only want chad when you need a top percentile physique?

>>81500583
Because you guys say chad is a facially good looking guy who is like 6'3". Being in the top 5% of physiques is not all that impressive, you have to consider that most men do not regularly work out, on top of that how many men do you know that have a low bodyfat percentage and have visible muscles?

>>81500477
>just having a top 5% body is enough
Nigga. What, you think getting on roids is easy? They destroy your body and will land you in an untimely grave. Want to have a look how non-roided physiques look like after years of working out and without gifted top 5% genetics? Also, what the fuck does it even mean "top 5%" body? Is it being the healthiest? World-class triathlon athletes won't turn any heads at the beach. Is it being the biggest? Is it being the strongest? Is it being the lowest bf%? "Top 5%" doesn't mean anything.

>>81500657
>Nigga. What, you think getting on roids is easy?
It's easy I spend about $100 a month and inject myself once a week. About the health consequences, you have to sacrifice things in life all the time. You know exactly what I mean by top 5%. Having an aesthetic body, visible abs, capped delts, large forearms

>>81500200 (OP)
that seems somehow more depressing than being an incel

>>81500695
What more is there to life, really?

>>81500692
I didn't mean that it's easy use roids, you knucklehead. Pay attention.
>You know exactly what I mean by top 5%
No I don't. Being roided out to the extreme doesn't constitute the optimized physique attractiveness-wise. It doesn't constitute the optimized physique strength-wise. And you're less healthy than even a person who doesn't exercise. It's an unhealthy obsession that stems from severe body-image issues. Cut that shit out or you'll end up in the dirt way sooner than you expect.

>>81500695
Hurting those that hurt me sounds extremely enjoyable to me

>>81500200 (OP)
at least post your body then

>>81500695
Sounds like an incel cope

>>81500758
Natty for 2 years before roids

>>81500794
nice
how is the tren treating you? having gay thoughts yet?

>>81500848
It only amplifies the gay thoughts you already had, it doesn't make you gay

>>81500864
speaking from experience aren't you

>i guess this off-topic but I was never chad. 5'9" skinny but got laid TONS. Ended up settling down/adopting kids & it has been great for my work. Havent had sex in like 3 years but life is better than ever!

>>81500900
Maybe you had a pretty boy look then

>>81500434
Most men who use don't die at 45. Only the bodybuilders on insane amounts, also they use growth hormone, insulin, and diuretics.

>>81500881
What about my story makes you think I'm gay?

>>81501052
just projecting

>>81500745
How did those women hurt you though?

>>81500200 (OP)
Extremely based brother. Keep living the life and hurting those disgusting foids. Make them suffer.

>>81501605
I know they would have done the same to another man so I am justified

>>81500200 (OP)
shut up with the abuse had shit WOMEN DO NOT LIKE ABHSIVE MEN even in your screenshot which isn't even that bad it's just rude you only got three women who are interested one of them shut you down

>>81501924
Women like any type of man as long as the man is physically attractive

>>81501924
>WOMEN DO NOT LIKE ABHSIVE MEN
It's such common knowledge that women defend their abusive partners, that people don't even bother to intervene anymore

>>81501939
Cops probably get so tired of that shit tbqh

>>81501939
no that's not true it's because their abused and manipulated so they don't even realize that it's bad or they like blame themselves for the abuse it's not because they like being abused

>>81501993
>Muh stockholm syndrome

>>81501439
Women are just trash people and I want them to suffer

did your hair fall out? been natty lifting for 4 years now and I'm an alright size but I hate that I cant get big AND cut as fuck, feel like ive just hit a limit as ive filled out my frame as much as its going to be filled.

>>81502060
Surprisingly no, but I heard it has to do with if you have the genes for male pattern baldness. If you have the genes it'll just happen faster for you.

>>81502073
To add to that it's impossible to be cut and big at the same time without having at least used something. Maybe if you have top 0.0001% genes it might happen.

>>81501993
This is foid logic at its finest

>>81500200 (OP)
Did tren etc help you with your character as well? Do you find it easier to be assertive, not give a fuck, treat women like they want (aka borderline abuse)?

>>81503844
Yep, you become more confident and stop giving a shit what people think too. More aggressive too.

>>81503867
My shithole doesn't prescribe that unfortunately

>>81503907
I didn't get prescribed anything, it's all UGL shit. Anyways, nobody gets prescribed tren.

It's crazy that kids hop on roids and look like this after a year

>>81503986
It's kind of a ridiculous look in a way. Super unnatural

>>81503986
Wormboy lmao

>>81503986
if i were a man i'd do it, an ego boost and looking hotter? no reason not to
the only negative aspect is that after too long your skin looks off and and your face ages a ton (and potentially dying i guess)

>>81504343
Do you find muscular men more attractive?

>>81504363
yes, i would say most other women do as well

>>81500289
Years ago, when I was hotter, I got a few dates by opening with "your place or mine?". If a chick swipes on you, she has already decided she is willing to fuck you.

>>81504437
What is the limit of how muscular a man can be before he stops being attractive to you?

>>81504447
Yeah it doesn't really matter what you say on dating apps

>>81503986
This shit will unironically halve your lifespan. They couldn't have taken it easy and just do a little roids? why go so crazy with them

>>81504497
I think this kid was a hyper-responder to roids, he became an IFBB pro at 17 which is a huge thing

>>81504511
idk who he is but the fact still stands for most users
it's unironically not worth it if it's just for some pussy

asking a girl you want to have sex with "I would like to have sex with you" is not being an abusechad

>>81504363
once muscles start looking like they impair movement or would be cumbersome
i think it mostly depends on individual proportions though, but in the end its a point most people won't reach anyway

>>81504529
Pumping and dumping them is abusive

>>81504622
it's not, with an opening like that they know exactly what they're in for

Congratulations, you're a whore.

>>81500200 (OP)
>Get absolutely huge and ripped in under 6 months
[x] doubt