Thread 81501406 - /r9k/ [Archived: 1060 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:22:58 PM No.81501406
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My taxi driver thought I was 15, but I'm already 23...
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:24:35 PM No.81501420
>>81501406 (OP)
People assume I'm 33, I'm 23.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:25:18 PM No.81501425
>>81501420
Maybe you have a beard? You are my opposite.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:27:40 PM No.81501455
>>81501406 (OP)
I spent a few days in county jail for getting shitfaced in public and I kept being told I look 35 years old, one guy even asked me if I was gonna go home to my wife and kids, I'm only 22.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:29:09 PM No.81501468
>>81501406 (OP)
That really good if you look young anon although the bad part is that women won't fuck you
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:30:13 PM No.81501478
>>81501425
I do, I can't not have one. It would just bring more attention to my maturing headline with hair that barely grows anymore so i shave it short and facial hair balances it out.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:32:43 PM No.81501507
>>81501468
I will say a downside is you do feel worn at times. If you look 10+ years your age.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:27 PM No.81501583
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>>81501468
I dont think people take me seriously at all
>>81501455
What kind of things are you doing to look so old?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:43:41 PM No.81501634
>erm guise i look le young?
>erm guise i am so smart but lazy?
>erm guise i am gigachad but have autism?
same garbage threads every day
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:53:42 PM No.81501741
>>81501634
its not really positive to look like a young teen
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:57:33 PM No.81501774
>>81501741
Unless it is a woman
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:18:29 PM No.81502993
>>81501406 (OP)
How do you look 15?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:20:45 PM No.81503019
>>81501468
It really isn't, if you don't have much in the way of distinctly manly youthfulness neoteny just leads people to fuck with you or talk down to you
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:21:39 PM No.81503036
>>81501406 (OP)
This is good. It means you are going to look younger as you grow older. At 30 years old, you'll look 23.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:22:02 PM No.81503043
a little girl at the store thought i was her dad and im 19
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:22:40 PM No.81503052
>>81503019
Except that works out in your favor in the long run. It means that once you are older and understand how things work (at least better than you did before) you will look the prime age to be landing women.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 9:25:18 PM No.81503093
>>81503052
I'm 166cm